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Post by dragontartare on Oct 16, 2016 2:41:44 GMT
A few of my favorites from DA2, all compiled
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Blaze
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 16, 2016 13:41:16 GMT
elf in dalish camp: "you do not belong here shamlen" hawke: "what about... dear maker, where did my self righteousness and pointy ears go?"
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 16, 2016 15:10:42 GMT
alistair: "that sound is getting closer" isabela: "what do we do?" varric: "brown our trousers"
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Iakus
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Iakus on Oct 16, 2016 17:39:50 GMT
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Blaze
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 18, 2016 9:06:10 GMT
the elder one: "i will not suffer even an unknowing rival, you must die" the inquisitor: "you expect me to fight, but that's not why i kept you talking. enjoy your victory, here's your prize!" *activates the trebuchet*
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Blaze
N3
Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 18, 2016 9:48:44 GMT
the iron bull: "i like the way she thinks, we should keep her around. for mayhem" harding: "yes! mayhem!" inquisitor: "alright. get it out of your system" the iron bull: "maaaaayhem!" harding: "maaaayhem!"
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Post by phoray on Oct 18, 2016 13:50:26 GMT
the iron bull: "i like the way she thinks, we should keep her around. for mayhem" harding: "yes! mayhem!" inquisitor: "alright. get it out of your system" the iron bull: "maaaaayhem!" harding: "maaaayhem!" When does this happen?
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Domakir
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I'm a good person, but I don't practice it.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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I'm a good person, but I don't practice it.
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Domakir on Oct 18, 2016 14:01:14 GMT
the iron bull: "i like the way she thinks, we should keep her around. for mayhem" harding: "yes! mayhem!" inquisitor: "alright. get it out of your system" the iron bull: "maaaaayhem!" harding: "maaaayhem!" When does this happen? In Jaws of Hakkon.
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Blaze
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 18, 2016 16:03:41 GMT
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Blaze
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 19, 2016 9:26:13 GMT
bartrand: "who invited the old woman?"
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bartrand: "the deep road there would be nice and virginal, ready for good deflowering!" varric: "now here's an interesting image"
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bartrand: "look, precious, i don't care if you tore the horns of an ogre with your bare hands"
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Iakus
N7
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 20,880 Likes: 49,337
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by Iakus on Oct 20, 2016 19:23:20 GMT
Playing dumb with the Crows quest in DAO:
Master Ignacio: Find everything you need? Warden: Same deal with the other scrolls? Master Ignacio: Deal? Uh, I don't know what you mean. But if anything "interesting" happens, feel free to come back. And consider that chest yours. Warden: So if I kill them, the payment will be in the chest? Master Ignacio: I never said that. I'm just curious about various people in your kingdom. And sometimes I "misplace" large patches of coin. I'm quite careless that way. Warden: You do mean what I think you mean...? Master Ignacio: All right, yes! You kill them, look in the bleeding chest! Happy? Everything clear?! Now if you don't mind...
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Oct 21, 2016 8:46:21 GMT
Playing dumb with the Crows quest in DAO: Master Ignacio: Find everything you need? Warden: Same deal with the other scrolls? Master Ignacio: Deal? Uh, I don't know what you mean. But if anything "interesting" happens, feel free to come back. And consider that chest yours. Warden: So if I kill them, the payment will be in the chest? Master Ignacio: I never said that. I'm just curious about various people in your kingdom. And sometimes I "misplace" large patches of coin. I'm quite careless that way. Warden: You do mean what I think you mean...? Master Ignacio: All right, yes! You kill them, look in the bleeding chest! Happy? Everything clear?! Now if you don't mind... it's always fun getting under people's skin in the game
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Nov 3, 2016 9:44:10 GMT
come on people, we can't let this thread die, keep em' coming! after encountering the de Launcet family:varric: "oh but the hanged man is so filthy!" *chuckles* fenris: "it is filthy" isabela: "they are so orlesian" ~ isabela: "you hear that hawke, i'm a force of nature" aveline: "so is plague"
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Vive la révolution mages!
Games: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights
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Vive la révolution mages!
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Post by Cantina on Nov 3, 2016 10:29:31 GMT
Gosh, I love this disgusting perverted dwarf. He's ALWAYS in my party for endless laughs.
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Jade Empire
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Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Jade Empire
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Post by Beregond5 on Nov 3, 2016 13:01:21 GMT
Oghren: Hey you... Yeah you... Where can I get some sauce for that rump roast? Heh heh...'
Male Warden: Right here, you mad dwarven stallion!
*Oghren Approves*
*Oghren passes out*
(first time I played that out I was feeling silly, now it's what I always answer just for the giggles. XD)
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Nov 5, 2016 22:38:18 GMT
kolgrim: "you would hunt our lady for sport?" oghren: "oh you'll find a new one soon enough. what if we leave yo ua wing?"
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Post by phoray on Nov 5, 2016 22:56:59 GMT
kolgrim: "you would hunt our lady for sport?" oghren: "oh you'll find a new one soon enough. what if we leave yo ua wing?" Possibly best oghren line ever.
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Nov 5, 2016 23:08:02 GMT
kolgrim: "you would hunt our lady for sport?" oghren: "oh you'll find a new one soon enough. what if we leave yo ua wing?" Possibly best oghren line ever. he have so many, but if i had to choose: "no one touches oghren's jung and live!" *charges*
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Games: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect Andromeda
XBL Gamertag: MissyBender
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Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect Andromeda
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Post by pensieve on Nov 6, 2016 13:22:05 GMT
Inquisitor: Off the war table Cole, now! Cole: yes, I don't belong here, I'm not a war
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Nov 9, 2016 8:31:54 GMT
oghren: "that dog ruined it when he stole my pants. but i'll show him! i don't need my pants anyway" warden: "oghren, you are wearing your pants" oghren: "but the dog doesn't know that and it will be his sodding downfall! your hear that, nug humper? i'm coming for you, prepare to die!"
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Post by phoray on Nov 15, 2016 9:25:41 GMT
Line from Leske in dwarf commoner Origin, 'Go talk to that Grey Warden. Say something like, "Grey Warden ser, may I drink your bath water?""
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
Posts: 893 Likes: 952
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Everyone seem normal till you get to know them
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Post by Blaze on Nov 16, 2016 14:50:04 GMT
the iron bull: "well it's MY present and in my past i saw you both die" inquisitor: "well i'm not more dead then you" the iron bull: *grunts* "now 'dead' and 'not dead' are up for debate. that's wonderful" dorian: "this conversation is taking a turn for the moronic"
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Add a cookie for just $1.99 (plus tax)!
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Post by dragontartare on Dec 2, 2016 6:56:20 GMT
Harding: Sister Leliana glanced at me today. I think she's going to have me killed.
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Post by Asheryn on Dec 5, 2016 9:00:37 GMT
Varric and the Inquisitor talk about Corypheus:
Varric: Maker, what did I let loose? Inquisitor: Brutally murdered is not the same at set upon the world, Varric.
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition
PSN: Boku8989
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Post by floratheelf on Dec 5, 2016 15:44:25 GMT
One of my utmost favorite lines is from Corypheus in Inquisition. "Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty." A simple line, but it gives me goosebumps every time I play.
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