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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 21:32:26 GMT Cyonan, MarilynRobert, and 7 more like this

Post by SofaJockey on Sept 9, 2016 21:32:26 GMT

I don't want to lower the tone or anything, but what is it with those 'butt straps'?

Anything you hang there is going to be bouncing off your cheeks when you run, surely.

Am I missing something?

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 21:58:14 GMT

Post by Cyonan on Sept 9, 2016 21:58:14 GMT

I am so glad that I'm not the only one who noticed that.

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 22:00:40 GMT Entropy likes this

Post by KirkyX on Sept 9, 2016 22:00:40 GMT

You loop them up and around to hold your Space Roll Mat(TM)?

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 22:02:55 GMT Kaibe, FireAndBlood, and 5 more like this

Post by Spectr61 on Sept 9, 2016 22:02:55 GMT

Twerking as intended?

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Post by goishen on Sept 9, 2016 22:08:41 GMT

Prolly for strapping themselves into the Tempest when they have to fly in combat maneuvers. Just like Traynor in ME3.

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 22:22:14 GMT

Post by bshep on Sept 9, 2016 22:22:14 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 22:00:40 GMT KirkyX said:

You loop them up and around to hold your Space Roll Mat(TM)?

I was thinking about something similar. :ph34r:

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Post by Obliviousmiss on Sept 9, 2016 22:32:32 GMT

I said it in the twitter thread... Aaryn said they were flares...

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Post by ProbeAway on Sept 9, 2016 22:33:49 GMT

Yeah I'm all for sensible exploration attire but they are a bit... awkward.

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Post by Cyonan on Sept 9, 2016 22:34:08 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 22:32:32 GMT Obliviousmiss said:

I said it in the twitter thread... Aaryn said they were flares...

I'm not convinced I want to strap a flare to my ass.

That sounds like it could end not well.

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 23:15:35 GMT

Post by Sartoz on Sept 9, 2016 23:15:35 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 22:32:32 GMT Obliviousmiss said:

I said it in the twitter thread... Aaryn said they were flares...

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Yep, Intergalctic travel capabilities, air cars, but Bio still uses flares.

Sigh... sometimes I wonder

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 23:24:53 GMT FireAndBlood, Obliviousmiss, and 11 more like this

Post by Babar Guy on Sept 9, 2016 23:24:53 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 22:34:08 GMT Cyonan said:

Sept 9, 2016 22:32:32 GMT Obliviousmiss said:

I said it in the twitter thread... Aaryn said they were flares...

I'm not convinced I want to strap a flare to my ass.

That sounds like it could end not well.

Would that make Ryder a hot piece of ass?

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 23:34:41 GMT

Post by Spectr61 on Sept 9, 2016 23:34:41 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 23:24:53 GMT Babar Guy said:

Sept 9, 2016 22:34:08 GMT Cyonan said:

I'm not convinced I want to strap a flare to my ass.

That sounds like it could end not well.

Would that make Ryder a hot piece of ass?

Nope, just a flamer.

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All about the Butt Straps Sept 9, 2016 23:35:37 GMT maxon likes this

Post by legbamel on Sept 9, 2016 23:35:37 GMT

Damn, I thought this was going to be a romance thread.

OP: "Who wants to romance yourself as M!Ryder?!"
Poster: "Dat strappy ass!"

That said, I found them distracting. I spent half the video not watching the jump pack or scenery but trying to figure out what exactly he'd be hanging from the backs of his thighs. If they do turn out to have a purpose they won't bother me nearly so much, unless that purpose is to literally strap your ass to a chair. Wait, that sounds more like it belongs in a romance thread again...

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Post by theflyingzamboni on Sept 10, 2016 2:16:14 GMT

Sometimes an old man just has to relax and let his suspenders down.

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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Sept 10, 2016 2:26:39 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 23:15:35 GMT Sartoz said:

Sept 9, 2016 22:32:32 GMT Obliviousmiss said:

I said it in the twitter thread... Aaryn said they were flares...

<<<<<<<<<<(0)>>>>>>>>>>

Yep, Intergalctic travel capabilities, air cars, but Bio still uses flares.

Sigh... sometimes I wonder

Especially since we are wearing a suit with lights and an Omni-tool which can be used as a flashlight.

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Post by melbella on Sept 10, 2016 4:24:58 GMT

I just had to read this thread given the title, and it didn't disappoint. Carry on!

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Post by Element Zero on Sept 10, 2016 4:29:12 GMT

I wasn't aware of any butt straps prior to this thread. I leave this thread a more rounded person, I guess.

They really do seem strange. They appear to be attaching the belt to the leg pieces, but I have no guess as to why.

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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 4:34:59 GMT

Considering that I could not take my eyes off his backside, which in retrospect is really disturbing as he is my character's brother, they got exactly what they were aiming for, which is to provide eyecandy for some ladies and some gentlemen.

In the new video he has straps under his arms as well, but they are hooked in.

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Post by melbella on Sept 10, 2016 4:35:50 GMT

They look like something that would be on a flight suit, not armor. Like here:

www.gettyimages.com/license/106002638

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Post by lynroy on Sept 10, 2016 6:32:11 GMT

Can I romance them?

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Post by Catfishers on Sept 10, 2016 10:25:38 GMT

Sept 9, 2016 23:09:36 GMT floratheelf said:

I didn't even notice those little straps until I saw someone mention it in another thread. I really don't tend to notice the butt lol

I also completely didn't notice them. I wasn't even looking at the butt. Haha. Which I'd like to say is usual for me but... it's not.

Now I can't unsee those little flappy straps.

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