A Four-Word Story

with Gil munching haggis.

Enhances the male erection.

But then, Galaxy Shimmers

Lightning crashed down upon Tom Hardy's gorgeous face leaving him beautifully scarred waiting for a nymph, from that moment on he was an actor. 

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. The knocking grew louder as SAM reported a mail delivery via the Tempest email console. Liar! It was a sham orchestrated by Peebee to make Pathfinder Ryder come on Vetra's back while the sea turtles watched. 

Tom Hardy bursts in yelling "WHY ARE YOU CORRUPTING THESE SEA TURTLES!? THEY'RE ONLY FIFTEEN, BOSH'TETS! Won't somebody think of contacting the proper authorities to warn them about Suvi eating Heleus flora? That damn Scottish girl will kill herself this way, unless someone prevents it. Maybe Sara Ryder? But she's still in coma after Meridian. Bad luck Sara. How about waking up already, Specialist?"

"Tom Hardy can wake Next to me every 30 minutes or so." said Gil over the intercom as he dug into his fish and chips, but choked as he realized he's sleepy because he was watching Liam and Jaal spar over Vetra's sticky back.

He almost threw up but swallowed it back It tasted of nutrient-paste and Kallo's tongue. He worshiped that damn salarian and his kissing skills.

Salarians kiss just like Tom Hardy because he licks his own eyes. His tears were salty so he licks them and lusts for Galaxy Shimmers (She fucking approves greatly) She approves fucking greatly and stalks him daily greatly approving of Galaxy Shimmers and Tom fucking Back on the floor Ripping their clothes off. 

Suddenly Kallo showed up And undresses himself too. 
"Fertilise my eggs Tom!"
"WHAT THE FUCK KALLO!"
"That I can do."

Galaxy Shimmers felt like Watching Kallo and Tom put kilts on and Lick Vetra's sticky back, but instead the two reenact a Scottish porno with Gil munching haggis.

Haggis, as everyone knows enhances the male erection, especially made by Suvi. 

But then Galaxy Shimmers Began stroking Tom's bulge, now that Kallo left to film himself masturbating. 

So who's gonna be brave and start chapter 2?

As Kallo began fondling

he realised Scott was

heard Suvi yell "NO!"

to stir her haggis

Kallo and Suvi mounted