Something Random About You Thread

So, Red Deer is next if you continue to follow the pattern...

I hate whole wheat bread. Always feels stale to me.

I can't help feeling it when I eat it!

And why are those my only options? lol For everyday eating, I buy either some sort of grain or white (gasp!), depending on what they have left at the bakery when I get there. 

I am quite partial to a nice, crusty sourdough, though.

I'm not excited by professional porn. I mostly don't like it.

When I was adolescent, of course most guys were fond of watching porn, but I was indifferent, if not disgusted sometimes. Once, one of my friends insisted, forcing me to watch the computer and the videos several times before my indifference, obvious on my face, and he finally asked me if I was asexual. I asked what was that, he basically told me, it was people who are not able to enjoy sex and can't feel sexual desires. I laughed, i thought it was a joke. But he was serious, such folks existed, I checked on internet, he was right.

I laughed again because it was a funny thought, but once he was gone, I started to doubt, so I watched porn alone in my chamber. Still felt nothing and I started to freak out, wondering if I was really asexual, nothing happened in my pants. But nothing to worry about.

I could be actually triggered with sex scenes in normal movies. But why more over there than with professional porn ? That seemed weird. I came to realize that porn was too vulgar, too impersonal, tasteless for me and it was the reason why I felt nothing. I'm much more triggered when there are feelings, context, passion, etc, to enjoy a good sex scene.

You summed up why It was better for me !

Yeah, crude, and meh. Something that I find hillarious with porn, it's how there are often no preliminaries lol. Straight to the point. That is not how I do sex lol.   

The second hillarious thing, the lack of realism. I know it's not the goal to have a story but still.... The guy who comes to deliver a pizza, a hot woman almost totally naked, waiting for him as if it was normal, of course the guy is handsome with a dreamy body and she finally smiles to him, and finally they kisses each other, and make love. I wish it was that easy in real life. XD 

I've read a lot fanfictions, and yeah, I definitely agree with you, the more it's well written, the more I can relate to it. 

That reminded me something about me :I enjoyed much more sex scenes written by women in varius DA and MA fanfiction than those written by men. My big problem with fanfictions written by a lot of males being that they use crude words, they are too quick with the feelings that they rather neglect and they go straight to the point there too. they do not succeed to fasinate me with words. 

But at the same time, I much prefer action / adventure scenes written by male from what I read overall. Female writers tend to focus a bit too much on romance stuff in my opinion. 

I lovehate the word poppycock. Used by posh people yet sounds like one of the rudest curses.

I can say Good Morning in seven languages but I know how to order beer only in five.