Never throw onions in Woolworths.

No matter how mad you get.

One might bounce and hit someone on the leg and then the police will go through three days of security footage to identify when you last used your ATM card at that store and figure out where you live.

Then show up to your house four hours later to discuss if a rolling onion on the bounce counts as assault or not.

Then they want you to pay 98c to replace the two onions in a two kilogram bag that broke when you threw it at staff or they actually will charge you with assault and destruction of property.


Its the power of the corporations.


Never throw onions in Woolworths.