Sara Ryder's Crush on Sheploo

Oh boy, given her father and all, Freud would have a field day with this one.

It writes itself, biggest trope there is though.

Meh never really had the hots for Sheploo. He looks nice enough, but the voice doesn't do him any justice. 

Meh, they might get along and trade sniping tips but I don't think they'd be interested in each other romantically. Mine wouldn't, at least.

Both male and female shepards are very bangable. Though those glowing eyed renegade ones might need a bag over their heads 'cause they are kind of freaky. My guess Sara probably would bang that one too, and have some sort of stammering 'I like you' moment.

The real question is can Shepard handle that booty?


I'd hate to think the whole MW gets wiped out by the Reapers because Shep can't stop starin'...

She'd rather have femshep.

Yes. FemRyder would want the real N7. Conrad Verner is that real N7. excellent

my shepard easilly handled Mirandass all day everyday. that ass can sit on Shepards face without any suffocating problems.

Bah, Miranda's looked all squishy and flabby, easy enough to find some breathing room in those creases.  That finely sculpted mass on the back end of Sara looks tight and toned.  It shows no mercy.

She does seem the type.

Ass and all that considered.

I think Sara would probably find herself hunched over a desk somewhere holding her head in disbelief because she'd screwed up another attempt at sex with her commander.

After losing her last chance at repairing the fractured relationship she had with her father she might seek comfort in the arms of an older N7 C.O. a father figure to start over with.

Losing that connection could mentally break our hero into a million pieces that are so fragile they could shatter into a million little pieces all over again.

And then the familiar sound of a door opening, Shepard enters the room and throws a datapad down on the desk and just holds her for a moment.

And in that moment utters the three words she wants to hear most, the words that will compensate for her fathers lack of connection and finally make her feel like a loved little girl again.....We'll bang, ok?

Sara lovingly rubs at his crutch, satisfied knowing that daddy is home.

And they have sex, Andromeda style.

Smoking cigarettes and jokingly toying with the button that spaces PeeBee's escape pod, they contemplate the future and decide to return to the milky way and start a family.

The end.