Ever get injured playing Mass Effect?

Closest I've come to this was an occasion when, on successfully extracting after a difficult match, I punched the air in celebration, somehow managed to catch my glasses with my arm, knocked them off my face and bent the frames slightly.

I slit my wrists because the pugs were so bad.

Do blisters from all the fapping that asari behinds cause count?

Do the scrapes and bruises from being dragged to extraction count?

A combination of PS3 pugs and playing against geth gave me cancer.

It once took me 2.5 hours to eat my chicken kebab while playing.

This hurts me.

Not myself, but some time ago when I was still taking Platinum soloing to seriously I smashed my PC mouse out of frustration over all the silly BS the game keeps throwing at you, haven't happened again since I really don't take it that seriously anymore

You could say I'm you from the past at this very moment. Reliving all the silly BS the game keeps throwing at you.

My pneumothorax manifested as I was playing ME3 in 2015 summer. I still remember that game. I was playing with Sumarizook, a non-BSN friend on Ghost as BW Drell Assassin. I was in the door of the building which is right against the starting position when I felt sudden pain in my lungs as one of the bubbles popped on the top of my right side lung. After the game I went to the hospital. After they fixed me I chose not to undergo surgery as the next semester was about to begin and I didn't want to miss out.
Half a year later, one day before the first day of the exam period, it happened again. I was already preparing for 2 weeks for the hardest exam of the semester so I told my mother that I will do the exam before going to the hospital. I went to sleep, woke up in the morning, rode the train to the university. Got an A+ in Biochemistry 2 with a half collapsed lung (badassest thing I've ever done) and then went back home and into the hospital. This time I did undergo the surgery so the issue on my lung has been fixed permanently.
I was just browsing and got a sudden urge to share this story as I've only told a couple of my online friends before.

Moral of the story: tough squishy Quarians swimming in antibiotics?   

Oh, it's Xan, not Xen 

Waaaaait, you were playing a Drell? On Ghost? Probably Hazard? Rain. Kepral sydrome! Which is basically cystic fibrosis which mostly affects the lungs. It all makes sense now. 

And you say doctors just fixed it willy nilly? 

I wish man, that shit hurt like hell.