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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 15, 2016 2:04:06 GMT
I bruised my hand last summer from punching a monitor in immense babby rage after dumbfat no-dodge turian soldier got sync-killed by a banshee. The bruise lingered for a long time and spread, which coupled with the fact that I was feeling tired, made me suspect I was anemic. Turned out I was, and anemia was also the only indicator that I had cancer of the lymphatic system, which has since been treated and cured. If not for fat turian being fat, I might not have ever realized there was anything wrong and it would have been a disaster. Turians are just That Good So that's the whole Story. Turians. I also didn't know it was this soon. Glad it all worked out.
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Post by SaikyoMcRyu on Sept 15, 2016 2:59:36 GMT
No but I yelled into the mic like Rambo a couple of months back while executing heavy melee against a Prime. This caused Mrs. Saikyo to take notice and kick my ass.
Does that count?
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 15, 2016 10:32:25 GMT
Well my ears start to bleed when i have to put up with banshees screams...
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Post by nucleartech76 on Sept 15, 2016 12:07:31 GMT
I've injured my penis more times than I want to remember. And there was one solo on jade where the geth really beat up my anus.
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I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
XBL Gamertag: Theonewomanarmy
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Sept 15, 2016 12:57:39 GMT
Not me personally but my equipment did... I have a cute but very troublemaking puppy and he loves to chew my stuff to dead! Several times has he ruined my expensive equipment, gaming equipment and several headsets, one time while I was playing mp and chatting, I suddenly got cut off, I was playing with Evn, Fuenf and Xan and they were talking to me and couldn't understand why I stopped replying all of a sudden. I tried everything, pressed the mic button, reloaded my PS3 but nothing helped. Then suddenly I saw that the cable had been chewed over, I had it hooked on to my PS3 from the living room to my bedroom at the time so it wasn't obvious at first glance, my puppy had chewed the damn wire over again, third expensive headset he destroyed in a row lol.
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Post by Robo on Sept 15, 2016 13:03:40 GMT
Are you kidding? I've lost count of how many times I've been injured.
Shot, stabbed, eaten, crushed, stomped, impaled, elbowed, whipped, sniped, vaporized, incinerated, blown up... I die at least once every day. But it's okay, because people can just touch my limp corpse for 2 seconds and I'll be right back in the action!
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Post by Cerbe "R" Us on Sept 15, 2016 16:13:44 GMT
My pneumothorax manifested as I was playing ME3 in 2015 summer. I still remember that game. I was playing with Sumarizook, a non-BSN friend on Ghost as BW Drell Assassin. I was in the door of the building which is right against the starting position when I felt sudden pain in my lungs as one of the bubbles popped on the top of my right side lung. After the game I went to the hospital. After they fixed me I chose not to undergo surgery as the next semester was about to begin and I didn't want to miss out. Half a year later, one day before the first day of the exam period, it happened again. I was already preparing for 2 weeks for the hardest exam of the semester so I told my mother that I will do the exam before going to the hospital. I went to sleep, woke up in the morning, rode the train to the university. Got an A+ in Biochemistry 2 with a half collapsed lung (badassest thing I've ever done) and then went back home and into the hospital. This time I did undergo the surgery so the issue on my lung has been fixed permanently. I was just browsing and got a sudden urge to share this story as I've only told a couple of my online friends before. Cerberus, friendly: Finally, a comment. Welcome. Cerberus, calm: Cool story, bro. Take my like.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 17:47:36 GMT
I once slapped myself in the face while playing multiplayer There was a bug flying around my head and I kept trying to get rid of it... long story short... I slapped myself pretty hard in the face (my cheek was red afterwards)... I also missed the bug and was killed by a banshee Not my best moment
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 22:19:29 GMT
My ego gets injured. Badly. When I'm not on top of the scoreboard with less than 5 gold medals.
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 16, 2016 0:12:48 GMT
Looks like my injury is going to persist awhile longer... if I only had a scalpel.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 5:01:30 GMT
Not me personally but my equipment did... I have a cute but very troublemaking puppy and he loves to chew my stuff to dead! Several times has he ruined my expensive equipment, gaming equipment and several headsets, one time while I was playing mp and chatting, I suddenly got cut off, I was playing with Evn, Fuenf and Xan and they were talking to me and couldn't understand why I stopped replying all of a sudden. I tried everything, pressed the mic button, reloaded my PS3 but nothing helped. Then suddenly I saw that the cable had been chewed over, I had it hooked on to my PS3 from the living room to my bedroom at the time so it wasn't obvious at first glance, my puppy had chewed the damn wire over again, third expensive headset he destroyed in a row lol. My kids do that for me. So far I've lost one headset, two phones, and a tablet computer. The other phone met a happy ending in cup of coffee though, so that wasn't such a bad way to go. That's why I never buy really expensive gear, they'll be destroyed by gremlins anyway. My back is bad, too much sitting and playing kills it. Too many old injuries there. Oh, and the broken head set electrocuted me before I noticed it's broken cable.
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 16, 2016 11:33:22 GMT
Not me personally but my equipment did... I have a cute but very troublemaking puppy and he loves to chew my stuff to dead! Several times has he ruined my expensive equipment, gaming equipment and several headsets, one time while I was playing mp and chatting, I suddenly got cut off, I was playing with Evn, Fuenf and Xan and they were talking to me and couldn't understand why I stopped replying all of a sudden. I tried everything, pressed the mic button, reloaded my PS3 but nothing helped. Then suddenly I saw that the cable had been chewed over, I had it hooked on to my PS3 from the living room to my bedroom at the time so it wasn't obvious at first glance, my puppy had chewed the damn wire over again, third expensive headset he destroyed in a row lol. My kids do that for me. So far I've lost one headset, two phones, and a tablet computer. The other phone met a happy ending in cup of coffee though, so that wasn't such a bad way to go. That's why I never buy really expensive gear, they'll be destroyed by gremlins anyway. My back is bad, too much sitting and playing kills it. Too many old injuries there. Oh, and the broken head set electrocuted me before I noticed it's broken cable. Don't mean to sound preachy, but you shouldn't support cheap products. There's an overflow of cheap junk out there because too many blindly support them. Down to the food we eat. Buying cheap is also usually lose, lose (ie. cheap toilet paper lasts less and scratches your ass). Us consumers need to get better informed. As for your back. You could play videogames from the comfort of lying in your own bed like I do. Just need 3 pillows or so behind you head, keyboard/gamepads/TV remote/Turtle Beach headset at your side, and both HDTV + Monitor at your feet. But if you really want to remove lower back pain, consider doing some abdominal training to help support and keep the lumbar curve and spine stable. Bruce Lee said it best;
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 11:38:11 GMT
Don't mean to sound preachy, but you shouldn't support cheap products. There's an overflow of cheap junk out there because too many blindly support them. Down to the food we eat. Buying cheap is also usually lose, lose (ie. cheap toilet paper lasts less and scratches your ass). Us consumers need to get better informed. As for your back. You could play videogames from the comfort of lying in your own bed like I do. Just need 3 pillows or so behind you head, keyboard/gamepads/TV remote/Turtle Beach headset at your side, and both HDTV + Monitor at your feet. But if you really want to remove lower back pain, consider doing some abdominal training to help support and keep the lumbar curve and spine stable. Bruce Lee said it best; Yeah, I'll buy the more expensive stuff when the kids/dogs are little older. At the moment my budget can't handle buying 100€ headsets/year. For my back I do yoga and go to dancing classes. But like who idiot sits on a chair 8 h without getting up? Me!!!
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Post by GordianKnot42 on Sept 16, 2016 19:50:50 GMT
I've occasionally lost my voice yelling at those f***ing cheating Collectors.
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Post by Pearl on Sept 18, 2016 10:42:36 GMT
What?
No, because I'm not an impetulant manchild who throws temper tantrums over video jamals.
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Post by Nightman on Sept 18, 2016 12:25:08 GMT
No, but I have had the cops come to my house as a result of a nice cool night in phoenix with my windows open and my surround sound blaring as i was a paladin... I think most of you guys know that story..my fuggin neighbors thought there was a domestic dispute happening from all the glass smashing noises..I had to let them in my home and demonstrate it on my TV........However, Yes, I have been injured playing a video game before...it was Assassins Creed 3 ....I was playing on a friday night..and I sat up really fast in my recliner where I felt a pinch on my left side.....thought nothing of it till it woke me up 4 hours later...I lift up my shirt and there is a blood bruise the size of a 12 inch subwoofer....I had to go to the ER....they told me a stomach muscle crushed open a series of nerves and veins...it took 2 and 1/2 months for that bastard to go away.....It is on official hospital record that I injured myself playing a video game...I am grateful it happened cuz that is how I met my 2nd wife...she was my nurse for those 2 days.
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Post by nucleartech76 on Sept 19, 2016 19:22:47 GMT
The worst injury I ever incurred playing a video game came when I was so drunk that I forgot the exact mathematics on headset cord length and refrigerator distance and just needed a damn beer like instantly. I don't know my drunken forty time but it was sufficient to jerk the Xbox half way across the damn living room and lay my drunken ass out on the kitchen floor. "Fortunately" i stayed online to hear the ridicule from my "friends". I still think I broke my ass bone. It still tingles when it gets cold out or is about to storm. 😂😂
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 19, 2016 19:41:25 GMT
The worst injury I ever incurred playing a video game came when I was so drunk that I forgot the exact mathematics on headset cord length and refrigerator distance and just needed a damn beer like instantly. I don't know my drunken forty time but it was sufficient to jerk the Xbox half way across the damn living room and lay my drunken ass out on the kitchen floor. "Fortunately" i stayed online to hear the ridicule from my "friends". I still think I broke my ass bone. It still tingles when it gets cold out or is about to storm. 😂😂 Guess good thing my headset is wireless then. And nice story.
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Post by ashevajak on Sept 19, 2016 19:42:48 GMT
I sprained my index finger firing the Mattock
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Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2
Origin: budhalen
XBL Gamertag: Bud Halen
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Post by budhalen on Sept 20, 2016 17:02:18 GMT
Anybody play this game for so long they got a DVT?
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Origin: budhalen
XBL Gamertag: Bud Halen
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Post by budhalen on Sept 20, 2016 17:14:08 GMT
The worst injury I ever incurred playing a video game came when I was so drunk that I forgot the exact mathematics on headset cord length and refrigerator distance and just needed a damn beer like instantly. I don't know my drunken forty time but it was sufficient to jerk the Xbox half way across the damn living room and lay my drunken ass out on the kitchen floor. "Fortunately" i stayed online to hear the ridicule from my "friends". I still think I broke my ass bone. It still tingles when it gets cold out or is about to storm. 😂😂 Guess good thing my headset is wireless then. And nice story. Also makes me wonder...of all the platform/console wars, has it been established which platform has the "best" drinkers? As a multi-platform non-drinker and after independent observation, I think can say with certitude: If any platform thinks they can out-drink the Ecks Bawks crew, they're wrong.
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Post by DistigousForest on Sept 20, 2016 17:31:57 GMT
Guess good thing my headset is wireless then. And nice story. Also makes me wonder...of all the platform/console wars, has it been established which platform has the "best" drinkers? As a multi-platform non-drinker and after independent observation, I think can say with certitude: If any platform thinks they can out-drink the Ecks Bawks crew, they're wrong. We take our booze very seriously. It's a rare day when I play and don't have at least 2 beers ready to go by the time the loading screen is done.
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Post by nucleartech76 on Sept 20, 2016 17:34:19 GMT
Guess good thing my headset is wireless then. And nice story. Also makes me wonder...of all the platform/console wars, has it been established which platform has the "best" drinkers? As a multi-platform non-drinker and after independent observation, I think can say with certitude: If any platform thinks they can out-drink the Ecks Bawks crew, they're wrong. I mean considering most of us on Xbox are drunken trailer trash. I have to think we win this title.
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 20, 2016 17:40:47 GMT
Guess good thing my headset is wireless then. And nice story. Also makes me wonder...of all the platform/console wars, has it been established which platform has the "best" drinkers? As a multi-platform non-drinker and after independent observation, I think can say with certitude: If any platform thinks they can out-drink the Ecks Bawks crew, they're wrong. Yes. Nightman and Nat alone can probably hold the X-Box title.
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Post by budhalen on Sept 20, 2016 19:10:29 GMT
Also makes me wonder...of all the platform/console wars, has it been established which platform has the "best" drinkers? As a multi-platform non-drinker and after independent observation, I think can say with certitude: If any platform thinks they can out-drink the Ecks Bawks crew, they're wrong. Yes. Nightman and Nat alone can probably hold the X-Box title. Throw in Jugger, and you've just cleared the shelves at the local liquor store.
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