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Post by Voluptuous Volus on Jul 31, 2017 19:38:51 GMT
Oh, I forgot to point out the most egregious flaw in MEA. Many of the characters in MEA MP are ANNOYING as hell. Please tell me I'm not the only one that has a problem with the effeminate lisping krogan? The female krogans sound like idiots in the main campaign and in MP. In MP they say the dumbest crap on top of sounding dumb. I refuse to play the female krogan. Even the male ones feel so... mellow compared to the ME3 one. Like where is that little laugh they do when they go into rage. Why do they only have a lame headbutt. Where is the backhand that sends enemies flying? MEA isn't terrible, but its vastly inferior to ME3. Yeah, MEA isn't terrible per se, but if you compare it with ME3 it gets completely destructed. You cited one of the flaws of MEA: characters have no soul. This is particually true for Krogans. What is being a krogan? Being a krogan is running toward an enemy, regardless of hostile fire, roaring and charging it with your HEAVY MELEE, and watch it flying while you're hysterical screaming MUAHAHAHA! Immediately after you're pointing your CLAYMORE toward an enemy head, making it explode in thousands pieces and hearing that satisfying sound which blends extremely well with the boom of your Shoutgun. And your teammates nearby are congratulating with you, the young Krogan covered in Ravager bloody slime shouting "AH AH, HEADSHOT!! and the Volus "PFHHSK, OUTSTANDING! while counting his credits" What in Andromeda? Your running animation makes you look like a fatty drag queen, you cannot sustain too much fire, you have to spam your JETPACK like a fucking frog or bird if you want to survive, and you cannot use your heavy melee. No hysterical laughing, your voice seem like the one of a 12 yo who is going through hormone therapy. You have to use your lame headbutt that has no impact, and you have no Claymore. But at least you can headshot, right? No, sorry, you're playing off host, so HSs are completely random. And, by the way, they are not worthy, since heads exploding look like and sound like a cow farting. What are your teammates saying meanwhile? Well, there's that human kineticist who's constantly screaming "COVER YOUR BRAIN", that asari adept who is using Lance, which is powered by her shields (like nova in me3) who, after depleting them by firing the last lance, says "WHO NEEDS SHIELDS ANYWAY??, and that "Turian" something which is continuously complaing "I NEED AMMMO" or "AMMMO, ANYONE", while using a weapon that uses no thermal clips, even when it's fully charged. Cool! Ehm, i mean, COOLYO!! KSSSSHK, IMPRESSIVE!
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Post by Mission_Scrubbed on Jul 31, 2017 20:21:45 GMT
Where's my Adrenaline Rush Krogan Female? KSSSSHK, get your filthy paws off Adrenaline Rush you comical obese midget.
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Post by Voluptuous Volus on Jul 31, 2017 20:35:36 GMT
Where's my Adrenaline Rush Krogan Female? KSSSSHK, get your filthy paws off Adrenaline Rush you comical obese midget. KSSSSHK, fine! "get's his paws on Marksman instead"
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Post by mrgoldarm on Aug 1, 2017 20:33:38 GMT
I don't need to list the plethora of reasons why this game is better than Andromeda, but is there still plenty of PUG's about (Xbox) to play with? No idea i really try not to associate myself with the lower classes but im guessing that between working the fields and impregnating their ugly women, the peasantry and other lowborns might still squeeze in some time for ME3 on crude filthy Microsoft contraptions. This of course is only possible with the help of auto aim to compensate for the ape like coordination of their manure covered paws.
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Post by MrsFlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyingKebab on Aug 1, 2017 21:07:52 GMT
I don't need to list the plethora of reasons why this game is better than Andromeda, but is there still plenty of PUG's about (Xbox) to play with? No idea i really try not to associate myself with the lower classes but im guessing that between working the fields and impregnating their ugly women, the peasantry and other lowborns might still squeeze in some time for ME3 on crude filthy Microsoft contraptions. This of course is only possible with the help of auto aim to compensate for the ape like coordination of their manure covered paws. How rude! I have never impregnated any woman, ugly or not!
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Post by DistigousForest on Aug 1, 2017 21:20:11 GMT
No idea i really try not to associate myself with the lower classes but im guessing that between working the fields and impregnating their ugly women, the peasantry and other lowborns might still squeeze in some time for ME3 on crude filthy Microsoft contraptions. This of course is only possible with the help of auto aim to compensate for the ape like coordination of their manure covered paws. How rude! I have never impregnated any woman, ugly or not! That you know of :amirite:
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Post by bigbad on Aug 2, 2017 0:19:22 GMT
Lastly, combat is widely inferior because it doesn't have the "oomph" that ME3 has. Weapons feel strong in ME3 and you feel like you're hurting the enemies. Its pretty satisfying to put a Widow shot in a Prime's head and have it flinch in pain. Or how about making heads roll as the Shadow? Or punching someone's face clean off as a Batarian? The combat doesn't feel strong in MEA and enemies don't react to being hit in a satisfying way. Plus most ME3 characters feel unique. Outside of powers all MEA characters feel samey with the same looking melees. Yes! I'm so glad to hear somebody else say this. This expresses exactly how I feel about ME3 vs MEA combat.
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Post by kpeter on Aug 7, 2017 14:12:01 GMT
I was also tempted to switch back to ME3 MP. But after 3 days of not being able to find anything else then FB Giant Plat games with LZ camping i've hit the shift + delete button.
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Post by Terminator Force on Aug 8, 2017 1:58:40 GMT
I was also tempted to switch back to ME3 MP. But after 3 days of not being able to find anything else then FB Giant Plat games with LZ camping i've hit the shift + delete button. Oh no, sounds like the Andromeda players are migrating over. Someone tell 'em we don't want them and git gud.
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Post by Ronik82 on Aug 8, 2017 11:29:25 GMT
I never left I'm continuing to play both games depending on friends being online. ME:AMP is still a lot of fun with friends, same as ME3MP. I actually like the different playstyles, let's you switch whenever you feel one way or the other
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