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Darxtryder
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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 16, 2017 23:46:01 GMT JuggerNuggss, Xan, and 7 more like this

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Post by Darxtryder on Jul 16, 2017 23:46:01 GMT

A Human Male Engineer, an Asari Huntress, an Angara Avenger, and an Angara Insurgent walk into a bar. They all get wasted and have a good time. The Huntress realizes she forgot her wallet and so the Engineer pays for her. She replies with "how will I pay you back?". A few moments later, they're all hanging back at the Engineer's apartment and decide to have an orgy. The Engineer promptly says, "go get em little buddy!" And the Avenger says "Pound the blowjob, my shields!". After the night full of fun ends, the Insurgent says, "Not bad for a bunch of homosexuals!"

Last Edit: Jul 16, 2017 23:49:07 GMT by Darxtryder

"How will I pay you back?" -Asari Huntress.
"Pound the blowjob! My shields!" -Angara Avenger.
"Can we make this quick? I've got a date afterwards." -Turian Agent.
"Not bad for a bunch of aliens!" -Angara Insurgent.
"These are broken, send some more!" -Krogan Mercenary.

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 1:00:25 GMT Heroicmass, Kenny Bania, and 13 more like this

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 1:02:08 GMT Kenny Bania, Xan, and 6 more like this

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Post by Serza on Jul 17, 2017 1:02:08 GMT

Yeah, you had enough alcohol for one night.

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 5:31:24 GMT via mobile killabkilledb, Darxtryder, and 1 more like this

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Post by varnigus on Jul 17, 2017 5:31:24 GMT

Jul 16, 2017 23:46:01 GMT Darxtryder said:

A Human Male Engineer, an Asari Huntress, an Angara Avenger, and an Angara Insurgent walk into a bar. They all get wasted and have a good time. The Huntress realizes she forgot her wallet and so the Engineer pays for her. She replies with "how will I pay you back?". A few moments later, they're all hanging back at the Engineer's apartment and decide to have an orgy. The Engineer promptly says, "go get em little buddy!" And the Avenger says "Pound the blowjob, my shields!". After the night full of fun ends, the Insurgent says, "Not bad for a bunch of homosexuals!"

The turian agent, who paid good money to watch all this, says, "Yeah, that was niiice!"
Later, on his way home, he is accosted by a young woman who has the appearance of being on at least three different mind-altering drugs that don't particularly play well together, though he gets the impression that this is just her natural state. He impatiently tells her, "Can we wrap this up quick? I've got a date in an hour." She throws a tin foil hat at him and yells at him him to, "Cover your brains!"

Last Edit: Jul 17, 2017 5:33:08 GMT by varnigus: Fixing the tense to match the rest of the story

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 5:48:35 GMT lennybusker and solarificspaghetti like this

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Post by Pearl on Jul 17, 2017 5:48:35 GMT

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 5:50:25 GMT

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Post by Fly In The Lotion on Jul 17, 2017 5:50:25 GMT

And then the Angara pulls his pants down and the Huntress says; "Oooooh, a fiend!!"

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 6:11:15 GMT KingTony, LRX/SRT17, and 2 more like this

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Post by OneWomanArmy on Jul 17, 2017 6:11:15 GMT

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have came with a remote.
I’ll forget but not forgive.
It’s not me, it’s you.
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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 7:39:51 GMT via mobile Xan, valseer, and 4 more like this

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Post by Kenny Bania on Jul 17, 2017 7:39:51 GMT

Fucking PSN weirdos.

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 17, 2017 8:05:00 GMT via mobile varnigus and Darxtryder like this

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Post by killabkilledb on Jul 17, 2017 8:05:00 GMT

Jul 17, 2017 7:39:51 GMT Kenny Bania said:

Fucking PSN weirdos.

I have to listen to stuff like this for hours everyday when we play.

Darx actually can do some pretty good voice impersonations. It's hysterical. Our party chats are kind of awesome. We are definitely an odd bunch though.

Last Edit: Jul 17, 2017 8:05:31 GMT by killabkilledb

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MEAMP Sitcom (Mildly NSFW) Jul 18, 2017 1:01:30 GMT

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Post by Darxtryder on Jul 18, 2017 1:01:30 GMT

Jul 17, 2017 8:05:00 GMT killabkilledb said:

Jul 17, 2017 7:39:51 GMT Kenny Bania said:

Fucking PSN weirdos.

I have to listen to stuff like this for hours everyday when we play.

Darx actually can do some pretty good voice impersonations. It's hysterical. Our party chats are kind of awesome. We are definitely an odd bunch though.

Voice impersonations? I just call people on my phone. Ya boi got dem conneckshuns.

"How will I pay you back?" -Asari Huntress.
"Pound the blowjob! My shields!" -Angara Avenger.
"Can we make this quick? I've got a date afterwards." -Turian Agent.
"Not bad for a bunch of aliens!" -Angara Insurgent.
"These are broken, send some more!" -Krogan Mercenary.

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