If there is one thing I have learned from this game it is how to stand...

I finally have started to stand the proper way.  Hands down at ones sides, shuffling weight from left to right foot and back and forth every 3 or 4 seconds.  Wiggling fingers about every 6 or 7 seconds.  Now this is obviously the best and only way to stand but it may take a bit of time for others to get used to it.

Talking to my boss at work about some data he asked "What's this all about?" as I was standing, shuffling weight and finger wiggling near the water cooler.  "What is what about?"  "The way you are standing, what's with the finger wiggling?"  "Finger wiggling?  Now about that spreadsheet I just emailed you."....(finger wiggle).

My date last night was slightly taken aback by the new 'best' way to stand as we waited to get into the move theatre.  "Uh, what are you doing?"  "What?  Oh just standing, I've heard this is a good flick.  I love Sci Fi movies."  "Is this some kind of joke?  What is with the shuffling and wiggling of fingers?"  "Oh,  just standing, it's the new best way to stand."  "You are creeping me out here.  I think I feel a cold coming on, maybe I better go home."  "Awww  (finger wiggle)  I was so looking forward to...hey....where are you going?"

I then got stopped on the way home by a police officer.  "Step out of the car son, just a routine check......what are you doing?"   "Oh just standing officer."  "You trying to be funny?  You look nervous with all of that shifting around and finger wiggling."  "Not at all officer just standing, would you like to see my license and registration? (finger wiggle)"  "I don't know what you are doing boy but I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.  I was in the marines and no one in the military stands there shifting around and wiggling their fingers....well maybe the pussys from the Navy.  Have a seat in the back of the squad car."

So as you can see, there may be a few bumps along the way before people catch on to the new 'best' way to stand but they will come around   (finger wiggle)