inherit
8779
0
Dec 22, 2017 23:13:25 GMT
216
seductivewizard
297
June 2017
seductivewizard
|
Post by seductivewizard on Aug 24, 2017 17:39:28 GMT
Was wrecking stuff on platinum with my human engineer last night. I was playing only with pugs, no one on my friend list. Scrappers and avengers got put to shame on the score board (bwaahahaha).
After 4 games, i had a pop up which said "AWESOME PERFORMANCE".
Now,,,,,Who said that? Bioware, was that you?
|
|
inherit
9148
0
74
dragonmebalz
46
August 2017
dragonmebalz
|
Post by dragonmebalz on Aug 24, 2017 17:41:53 GMT
Was wrecking stuff on platinum with my human engineer last night. I was playing only with pugs, no one on my friend list. Scrappers and avengers got put to shame on the score board (bwaahahaha). After 4 games, i had a pop up which said "AWESOME PERFORMANCE". Now,,,,,Who said that? Bioware, was that you? They were not referring to your game play.... |
|
inherit
265
0
Nov 15, 2024 18:18:41 GMT
12,048
Pounce de León
Praise the Justicat!
7,945
August 2016
catastrophy
caustic_agent
|
Post by Pounce de León on Aug 24, 2017 18:10:55 GMT
Ah, it's always good to see new followers to my porn streams. I agree it was quite the performance, but with a partner like that it's kinda easy to do some extras.
|
|
inherit
163
0
Nov 14, 2024 23:00:27 GMT
1,186
JuggerNuggss
266
August 2016
juggernuggss
|
Post by JuggerNuggss on Aug 24, 2017 18:48:02 GMT
I'll take "Things That Didn't Really Happen" for 600, Alex.
|
|
Fly In The Lotion
N3
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: FlyInTheLotion
XBL Gamertag: N7 Swan Killer (retired)
Prime Posts:
Posts: 692 Likes: 2,831
inherit
1633
0
Dec 10, 2023 22:12:36 GMT
2,831
Fly In The Lotion
It's not a lie if you believe it.
692
Sept 20, 2016 7:00:39 GMT
September 2016
n7swankiller
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda
FlyInTheLotion
N7 Swan Killer (retired)
|
Post by Fly In The Lotion on Aug 24, 2017 19:00:08 GMT
And the whole bus was clapping.
|
|
Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 15,191 Likes: 36,397
inherit
Little Pumpkin
314
0
Nov 25, 2024 20:36:55 GMT
36,397
Beerfish
15,191
August 2016
beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Beerfish
Beerfish77
|
Post by Beerfish on Aug 24, 2017 19:14:58 GMT
It was one of the voices in your head.
|
|
inherit
8878
0
221
JulianVerse
197
Jun 30, 2017 17:34:23 GMT
June 2017
julianverse
|
Post by JulianVerse on Aug 24, 2017 19:36:12 GMT
This is why you don't give VegasFlash your passwords.
|
|
inherit
7836
0
2,286
shinobiwan
1,171
Apr 19, 2017 19:26:11 GMT
April 2017
shinobiwan
|
Post by shinobiwan on Aug 24, 2017 20:09:33 GMT
That's nothing. Last week, I was playing with the #s 1-3 highest ranked apex players on platinum. I started a new account and proceeded to roflstomp with my level 1 human soldier with rank I predator. By wave two i outscored everyone and the three other players hadn't scored any points. They spent the rest of the match bowing to me as I solo'd with three hack objectives.
At the end of the match BW's president and EA's CEO called me to inform me that I'm the best player of all time and no one could ever hope to outdo me. They also said they're canceling all future patches because my play demonstrates the game is perfect and shouldn't be changed, but I told them to at least release the kits and guns.
I now have a special banner that says "you're the best and everyone else sucks dick and is just following your blueprint."
|
|
inherit
163
0
Nov 14, 2024 23:00:27 GMT
1,186
JuggerNuggss
266
August 2016
juggernuggss
|
Post by JuggerNuggss on Aug 24, 2017 20:54:33 GMT
That's nothing. Last week, I was playing with the #s 1-3 highest ranked apex players on platinum. I started a new account and proceeded to roflstomp with my level 1 human soldier with rank I predator. By wave two i outscored everyone and the three other players hadn't scored any points. They spent the rest of the match bowing to me as a solo' with three hack objectives. At the end of the match BW's president and EA's CEO called me to inform me that I'm the best player of all time and no one could ever hope to outdo me. They also said they're canceling all future patches because my play demonstrates the game is perfect and shouldn't be changed, but I told them to at least release the kits and guns. I now have a special banner that says "you're the best and everyone else sucks dick and is just following your blueprint."  Can I have your autograph?  |
|
inherit
8779
0
Dec 22, 2017 23:13:25 GMT
216
seductivewizard
297
June 2017
seductivewizard
|
Post by seductivewizard on Aug 24, 2017 21:11:20 GMT
Well, Bioware, these bsn boys never get laid (repressed virgins), but at least, you recognize that I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best that ever will be.
Repressed virgins, get set, get together, 1, 2, 3, shoot!
Bwaaaaahahahaha....
|
|
inherit
7836
0
2,286
shinobiwan
1,171
Apr 19, 2017 19:26:11 GMT
April 2017
shinobiwan
|
Post by shinobiwan on Aug 24, 2017 21:15:40 GMT
That's nothing. Last week, I was playing with the #s 1-3 highest ranked apex players on platinum. I started a new account and proceeded to roflstomp with my level 1 human soldier with rank I predator. By wave two i outscored everyone and the three other players hadn't scored any points. They spent the rest of the match bowing to me as a solo' with three hack objectives. At the end of the match BW's president and EA's CEO called me to inform me that I'm the best player of all time and no one could ever hope to outdo me. They also said they're canceling all future patches because my play demonstrates the game is perfect and shouldn't be changed, but I told them to at least release the kits and guns. I now have a special banner that says "you're the best and everyone else sucks dick and is just following your blueprint." Can I have your autograph? /s/ |
|
Gya
N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 474 Likes: 1,515
inherit
7705
0
1,515
Gya
474
Apr 16, 2017 11:52:37 GMT
April 2017
gya
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
|
Post by Gya on Aug 24, 2017 21:26:57 GMT
Well, Bioware, these bsn boys never get laid (repressed virgins), but at least, you recognize that I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best that ever will be. Repressed virgins, get set, get together, 1, 2, 3, shoot! Bwaaaaahahahaha.... Didn't you call Kenny a goat fucker? That has to count, right? Otherwise what hope is there... |
|
inherit
3594
0
Nov 28, 2017 15:18:56 GMT
1,571
N7Mith
To troll or not to pug, that's the question
1,178
Feb 16, 2017 16:17:11 GMT
February 2017
n7mith
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquistion, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda
Mith0810
N7Mith
|
Post by N7Mith on Aug 24, 2017 22:06:17 GMT
Of course they watch. The devs each pick one off-host teammember to trow bugs at. The points each person scores affects the rate all devs can activate another. They bet on the outcome and the weekly winner gets to pick what to patch next week. Billy couldn't stand losing 2 months in a row, so he rage-quit. What did you think "We're looking into it" meant?   |
|
SassaMFG
N5
N7 Beagle
Enemies Everywhere!
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
Origin: SassaMFG
Prime Posts: 339
Prime Likes: 493
Posts: 2,796 Likes: 7,354
inherit
N7 Beagle
464
0
Nov 27, 2024 21:03:00 GMT
7,354
SassaMFG
Enemies Everywhere!
2,796
August 2016
sassamfg
Bottom
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Dragon Age The Veilguard
SassaMFG
339
493
|
Post by SassaMFG on Aug 24, 2017 22:38:59 GMT
|
|
inherit
5421
0
Nov 21, 2019 19:10:23 GMT
1,001
onehitparry
541
Mar 21, 2017 22:38:29 GMT
March 2017
onehitparry
|
Post by onehitparry on Aug 25, 2017 2:52:02 GMT
Well, Bioware, these bsn boys never get laid (repressed virgins), but at least, you recognize that I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best that ever will be. Repressed virgins, get set, get together, 1, 2, 3, shoot! Bwaaaaahahahaha.... |
|
inherit
3
0
13,409
Pearl
optics cuck
3,898
August 2016
pearl
Top
Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR, Mass Effect Andromeda
FatherOfPearl
FatherOfPearl
7,305
3,002
|
Post by Pearl on Aug 25, 2017 6:48:14 GMT
dude thats nothing
one time when i was playing me3mp i did so well (scored over 500k in some random scrubs preset lobby) that bioware saw it and moved me to the #1 position on all the leaderboards, gave me a million bucks, and flew bryan johnson out to my house to give me one of his patented brojobs
i would have uploaded the video but i was out of town at the time and hotel wifi was taking a million years, so i stopped it, and the second i stopped the upload my laptop burst into flames destroying the only copy
|
|
Transcended One
N4
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
Origin: TranscendedOne
PSN: Cornughon
Posts: 1,557 Likes: 2,641
inherit
5308
0
2,641
Transcended One
1,557
March 2017
cornugon
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
TranscendedOne
Cornughon
|
Post by Transcended One on Aug 25, 2017 7:00:58 GMT
dude thats nothing one time when i was playing me3mp i did so well (scored over 500k in some random scrubs preset lobby) that bioware saw it and moved me to the #1 position on all the leaderboards, gave me a million bucks, and flew bryan johnson out to my house to give me one of his patented brojobs i would have uploaded the video but i was out of town at the time and hotel wifi was taking a million years, so i stopped it, and the second i stopped the upload my laptop burst into flames destroying the only copy Did you at least call dibs? It's very important to call dibs, ask the gorilla! |
|
inherit
35
0
7,697
crashsuit
1,753
August 2016
crashsuit
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, KOTOR, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
crashsuit
crashsuit
2,140
2,789
|
Post by crashsuit on Aug 25, 2017 7:30:54 GMT
They flew BroJo to your house, but you were at a hotel? Something doesn't add up here.
|
|
inherit
265
0
Nov 15, 2024 18:18:41 GMT
12,048
Pounce de León
Praise the Justicat!
7,945
August 2016
catastrophy
caustic_agent
|
Post by Pounce de León on Aug 25, 2017 7:46:11 GMT
They flew BroJo to your house, but you were at a hotel? Something doesn't add up here. Pearl asked me to draw him like one of my French Girls and since I don't have a studio there I booked a hotel. |
|
inherit
8779
0
Dec 22, 2017 23:13:25 GMT
216
seductivewizard
297
June 2017
seductivewizard
|
Post by seductivewizard on Aug 25, 2017 14:43:46 GMT
They flew BroJo to your house, but you were at a hotel? Something doesn't add up here. Pearl asked me to draw him like one of my French Girls and since I don't have a studio there I booked a hotel. French girls?? very imaginative indeed. Virgin Definition: A disgruntled BSNer who will only see a vagitable for the first and last time at birth. May resort to relieving repression in the presence of a goat (Ask Kenny Bania for details) Now that you've realized what you are, Repressed Virgins, Get set, get together, 1, 2, 3, Shoot/Booyakasha. |
|
inherit
ღ Twelfth Level Geek
139
0
8,915
Jeremiah12LGeek
Mostly silly, occasionally useful.
3,001
August 2016
jeremiah12thlvlgeek
Bottom
|
Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Aug 25, 2017 14:51:58 GMT
Didn't you call Kenny a goat fucker? That has to count, right? Otherwise what hope is there... HEY HEY HEY Don't be forgetting to mention that he called me a goat fucker, too.   |
|
inherit
7836
0
2,286
shinobiwan
1,171
Apr 19, 2017 19:26:11 GMT
April 2017
shinobiwan
|
Post by shinobiwan on Aug 25, 2017 14:52:10 GMT
Do we start the steak parade or are we not allowed to do that anymore? Or is there no one left to care...
|
|
inherit
ღ Twelfth Level Geek
139
0
8,915
Jeremiah12LGeek
Mostly silly, occasionally useful.
3,001
August 2016
jeremiah12thlvlgeek
Bottom
|
Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Aug 25, 2017 15:00:04 GMT
I don't know, I clicked on this thread by accident.
|
|
tatann
N3
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect Andromeda
Posts: 765 Likes: 1,038
inherit
1884
0
Apr 20, 2021 20:58:47 GMT
1,038
tatann
765
Oct 29, 2016 19:46:49 GMT
October 2016
tatann
Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect Andromeda
|
Post by tatann on Aug 25, 2017 15:19:42 GMT
Pearl asked me to draw him like one of my French Girls and since I don't have a studio there I booked a hotel. French girls?? very imaginative indeed. Virgin Definition: A disgruntled BSNer who will only see a vagitable for the first and last time at birth. May resort to relieving repression in the presence of a goat (Ask Kenny Bania for details) Now that you've realized what you are, Repressed Virgins, Get set, get together, 1, 2, 3, Shoot/Booyakasha. Joke's on you, I was born via c-section \o/ |
|
Scathane
N4
Space Pirate
🚀🥃🏴☠
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Dragon Age The Veilguard
Origin: Scathane
Posts: 1,539 Likes: 3,093
inherit
Space Pirate
8301
0
Nov 27, 2024 19:26:39 GMT
3,093
Scathane
🚀🥃🏴☠
1,539
May 2017
scathane
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR, Dragon Age The Veilguard
Scathane
|
Post by Scathane on Aug 25, 2017 15:19:59 GMT
Pearl asked me to draw him like one of my French Girls and since I don't have a studio there I booked a hotel. French girls?? very imaginative indeed. Virgin Definition: A disgruntled BSNer who will only see a vagitable for the first and last time at birth. May resort to relieving repression in the presence of a goat (Ask Kenny Bania for details) Now that you've realized what you are, Repressed Virgins, Get set, get together, 1, 2, 3, Shoot/Booyakasha. Yes, about that...
Seductive Wizard = Ace Turds Vied Wiz
That's actually a coherent sentence in English!  |
|
For Prez
