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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:18:53 GMT
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Post by The Joe-Man on Aug 31, 2017 16:21:37 GMT
"burned every bridge he's ever built, but is still a team player". What? I wonder what his audio will be. "Let's all get along you useless pricks!"
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:23:24 GMT
Yeah seriously who wrote this crap? It doesn't make any sense.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:23:39 GMT
Silhesh SMG. a/k/a the Mira Sorvino based on a joke I made on reddit
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Post by shinobiwan on Aug 31, 2017 16:24:57 GMT
I didn't appreciate that his passives only have +25% hp/shields. It's normally like 40-50%. Makes his high base hp not very impressive.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:26:57 GMT
inb4 Bioware uses the Shield Enhancer and Cyclonics with him
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:30:09 GMT
So I feel like the Juggernaut's terribly written description might be meme-worthy or at least easy to parody.
"He has showed up empty handed to every party he's been invited to, but he's still the guy they send on the beer run."
"He has chumped out on Stage 1 of the American Ninja Warrior course in every season, but he's still a popular YouTube personality."
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Post by The Joe-Man on Aug 31, 2017 16:30:14 GMT
"The Silhesh, like most SMGs, far outperforms its Assault Rifle counterpart at a fraction of the weight. Fuck off Assault Rifles. Fuck. Right. Off." - Bioware
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Post by shinobiwan on Aug 31, 2017 16:32:08 GMT
So I feel like the Juggernaut's terribly written description might be meme-worthy or at least easy to parody. "He has showed up empty handed to every party he's been invited to, but he's still the guy they send on the beer run." "He has chumped out on Stage 1 of the American Ninja Warrior course in every season, but he's still a popular YouTube personality." I remember a Pokémon episode from when I was kid where a character says "I'm the strong and silent type but I talk a lot and break stuff." Same idea.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:35:48 GMT
"He has been late with every I.T. project he's ever worked on, but he still gets high marks for excellence in delivery."
No wait that was my last performance review.
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Post by The Joe-Man on Aug 31, 2017 16:39:43 GMT
"The human juggernaut once murdered an entire wedding party on a dare, but he still dreams of finding that special someone to settle down with someday."
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Post by shinobiwan on Aug 31, 2017 16:42:08 GMT
The human juggernaut hates MEA, but still posts in the forums every day.
Wait what?
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Post by crashsuit on Aug 31, 2017 16:43:14 GMT
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:43:20 GMT
The human juggernaut hates MEA, but still posts in the forums every day. Wait what? /thread No wait, I need this thread to stay active at least for today. Well just know in your heart that you won, shinobiwan.
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Post by n7vorcha on Aug 31, 2017 16:45:31 GMT
Yeah seriously who wrote this crap? It doesn't make any sense. Yes it is bloody awful lol. It makes me wonder what they actually put their time into when working on this game.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 16:47:03 GMT
From the studio that brought you "My face is tired" and "Cover your brains" comes "the bridge burner who's still a team player".
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Post by n7vorcha on Aug 31, 2017 16:50:20 GMT
It just gets worse every time I read it :lmfao: :lmfao: :sob: :poop:
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Post by taimaxsk on Aug 31, 2017 16:59:28 GMT
A team player that burns bridges? See John McClane. He's a cop so can play nice with a team, but he loathes authority. Burning bridges isn't the same thing as being a lone wolf.
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Post by poultrymancer on Aug 31, 2017 17:00:04 GMT
"The human Juggernaut once bludgeoned his father to death with a 'No. 1 DAD ' mug. After all the stress of relocating to Andromeda, he's looking forward to unwinding soon at the annual family reunion back on Eden Prime."
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 17:03:43 GMT
A team player that burns bridges? See John McClane. He's a cop so can play nice with a team, but he loathes authority. Burning bridges isn't the same thing as being a lone wolf. But if you burn bridges, that implies you pissed off the people you worked with and left no chance of re-establishing relationships with them. So how does that make you a team player? No, they are not DIRECT opposites, but they are just opposite enough to be BAD WRITING.
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Post by taimaxsk on Aug 31, 2017 17:06:12 GMT
Definitely a bit of a conflict for sure, and I'll admit it's a reach. Hell, maybe the guys just one of those PUGs that helps with objectives and revives but insists on flamethrowing everything around you or fires artillery with a damn Naladen. I'd say that's being a team player that burns bridges. Also see vanguards that detonate cryo debuffs.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 17:09:28 GMT
BioWare: justicarstef we're aiming to be ready by 10:30 am PT, but we will update when we can confirm. that is 20 mins from now
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Post by snowleopard25 on Aug 31, 2017 17:11:20 GMT
He invites the team out to a dinner party in a nice restaurant, but manages to leave before the bill is presented.
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 17:18:25 GMT
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Post by JRandall0308 on Aug 31, 2017 17:24:02 GMT
That was 7 minutes ago, so 8 to go.
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