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PATPATPATlol N4 GOD XBL Gamertag: PATPATPATlol Posts: 1,769 Likes: 6,500 PATPATPATlol inherit GOD Male 102 0 Sept 19, 2016 21:11:30 GMT 6,500 PATPATPATlol 1,769 N4 Aug 1, 2016 13:46:53 GMT August 2016 patpatpatlol PATPATPATlol	ME3MP Haikus Oct 29, 2017 17:11:44 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 14 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PATPATPATlol on Oct 29, 2017 17:11:44 GMT Wasn't sure if this was made here but I'm too lazy to search and we had one on the old BSN that was fun. Ravager sacks burst Swarmers running everywhere Crawling up my butt

stephenw32768 N3 Quarian Ally Games: Mass Effect Trilogy PSN: stephenw32768 Prime Posts: 433 Prime Likes: 679 Posts: 646 Likes: 3,000 stephenw32768 inherit Male 350 0 Aug 31, 2016 18:47:06 GMT 3,000 stephenw32768 Quarian Ally 646 N3 Aug 2, 2016 17:58:51 GMT August 2016 Twitter stephenw32768 Mass Effect Trilogy stephenw32768 433 679	ME3MP Haikus Oct 29, 2017 17:16:00 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 14 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stephenw32768 on Oct 29, 2017 17:16:00 GMT Reegar AIU wave 10, rushes Phantom spawn spectating again
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Mission_Scrubbed N2 Posts: 202 Likes: 2,186 Mission_Scrubbed inherit 1325 0 Dec 18, 2020 19:24:01 GMT 2,186 Mission_Scrubbed 202 N2 Aug 28, 2016 22:38:49 GMT August 2016 missionscrubbed	ME3MP Haikus Oct 29, 2017 17:53:00 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 13 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mission_Scrubbed on Oct 29, 2017 17:53:00 GMT Oh, Platinum Pugs You never cease to fail me Wiped 'cause of wrong nukes
	Last Edit: Oct 29, 2017 19:19:29 GMT by Mission_Scrubbed Better, Best

RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Oct 29, 2017 18:20:35 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 11 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Oct 29, 2017 18:20:35 GMT Mooks vanish, appear and vanish again. Oh balls, extraction DC.

PATPATPATlol N4 GOD XBL Gamertag: PATPATPATlol Posts: 1,769 Likes: 6,500 PATPATPATlol inherit GOD Male 102 0 Sept 19, 2016 21:11:30 GMT 6,500 PATPATPATlol 1,769 N4 Aug 1, 2016 13:46:53 GMT August 2016 patpatpatlol PATPATPATlol	ME3MP Haikus Oct 30, 2017 2:34:42 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 9 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PATPATPATlol on Oct 30, 2017 2:34:42 GMT That stupid banshee Always fisting me to death Will bang her again

Qui-Gon GlenN7
N6

Ohm's Law Compels You

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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ME3MP Haikus Oct 30, 2017 3:15:42 GMT via mobile SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 8 more like this

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Oct 30, 2017 3:15:42 GMT

Geth Hunter, my dude
Fuck your robotic elbow
And eat my Claymore

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

stephenw32768
N3

Quarian Ally

Games: Mass Effect Trilogy
PSN: stephenw32768
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ME3MP Haikus Oct 30, 2017 19:15:23 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 8 more like this

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Post by stephenw32768 on Oct 30, 2017 19:15:23 GMT

Mêlée Juggernaut
last man standing in wave nine
slowest clutch ever

Sniper QFI
decapitates geth with ease
Rannoch's superstar

Tryhard TGI
OP loadout, nine rockets
first place at all costs

All-asari squad
biotic devastation
perfect synergy

Techno Turian
undisputed T-Sent ace
shows us how it's done

Fancy a giggle? I have gameplay videos.

RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Oct 31, 2017 0:04:00 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 7 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Oct 31, 2017 0:04:00 GMT Painting Volus' traits In seventeen syllables Is very diffic (with a nod to JCC)

tantumdicverbo N2 Posts: 170 Likes: 478 tantumdicverbo inherit Male 608 0 Apr 7, 2022 3:53:27 GMT 478 tantumdicverbo 170 N2 Aug 4, 2016 22:17:12 GMT August 2016 tantumdicverbo	ME3MP Haikus Nov 2, 2017 1:42:10 GMT via mobile SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 7 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tantumdicverbo on Nov 2, 2017 1:42:10 GMT Laggy Novaguard Charge, dammit! Now! C'mon, charge! Wait! Don't charge now! Stop!

RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Nov 4, 2017 7:40:37 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Nov 4, 2017 7:40:37 GMT Dragoons charge in tribes, Phantoms troll and Atlas shoot Through walls -- nuke! -- RAGE-QUIT.
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PATPATPATlol N4 GOD XBL Gamertag: PATPATPATlol Posts: 1,769 Likes: 6,500 PATPATPATlol inherit GOD Male 102 0 Sept 19, 2016 21:11:30 GMT 6,500 PATPATPATlol 1,769 N4 Aug 1, 2016 13:46:53 GMT August 2016 patpatpatlol PATPATPATlol	ME3MP Haikus Nov 4, 2017 14:30:14 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 7 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PATPATPATlol on Nov 4, 2017 14:30:14 GMT Collector captains Annoy the fuck out of me Once they are possessed

Qui-Gon GlenN7
N6

Ohm's Law Compels You

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, KOTOR, Jade Empire
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ME3MP Haikus Nov 4, 2017 17:55:16 GMT via mobile SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 7 more like this

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Nov 4, 2017 17:55:16 GMT

ME3MP
Turian Locust Soldier
So many headshots

Mrahaha Headshot!
Geth like efficient work
Only skill in game

Asari boom boom
Didn't you dance at Chora's?
I dig dark channels

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

stephenw32768 N3 Quarian Ally Games: Mass Effect Trilogy PSN: stephenw32768 Prime Posts: 433 Prime Likes: 679 Posts: 646 Likes: 3,000 stephenw32768 inherit Male 350 0 Aug 31, 2016 18:47:06 GMT 3,000 stephenw32768 Quarian Ally 646 N3 Aug 2, 2016 17:58:51 GMT August 2016 Twitter stephenw32768 Mass Effect Trilogy stephenw32768 433 679	ME3MP Haikus Nov 5, 2017 17:05:32 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 8 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stephenw32768 on Nov 5, 2017 17:05:32 GMT London, Collectors wave ten hack, in the middle we are gonna wipe Geth, wave ten targets switch to Cobra, nuke the Prime ...oops, that was a Jugg
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stephenw32768 N3 Quarian Ally Games: Mass Effect Trilogy PSN: stephenw32768 Prime Posts: 433 Prime Likes: 679 Posts: 646 Likes: 3,000 stephenw32768 inherit Male 350 0 Aug 31, 2016 18:47:06 GMT 3,000 stephenw32768 Quarian Ally 646 N3 Aug 2, 2016 17:58:51 GMT August 2016 Twitter stephenw32768 Mass Effect Trilogy stephenw32768 433 679	ME3MP Haikus Nov 6, 2017 19:31:56 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 7 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by stephenw32768 on Nov 6, 2017 19:31:56 GMT I'm a console scrub Redemption mod looks awesome but I can't play it
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PATPATPATlol N4 GOD XBL Gamertag: PATPATPATlol Posts: 1,769 Likes: 6,500 PATPATPATlol inherit GOD Male 102 0 Sept 19, 2016 21:11:30 GMT 6,500 PATPATPATlol 1,769 N4 Aug 1, 2016 13:46:53 GMT August 2016 patpatpatlol PATPATPATlol	ME3MP Haikus Nov 8, 2017 3:06:04 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PATPATPATlol on Nov 8, 2017 3:06:04 GMT Here we are again Another N7 Day A-bombings galore Lots of silly pugs It's cute how they run around Then they all bleed out

RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Nov 10, 2017 13:52:40 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Nov 10, 2017 13:52:40 GMT Muahmuah's vids: I'd kill to kill like that. Must git gud and fuck shit up too.

RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Nov 15, 2017 17:05:19 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Nov 15, 2017 17:05:19 GMT No 'Andromeda' For Shepard: He'll lift neither Shirt nor blouse no more.
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Voluptuous Volus
N4

KSSSSHK, PAYDAY!

Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate
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ME3MP Haikus Nov 16, 2017 18:29:58 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 3 more like this

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Pre-patch Banshees in 2012
NANI?!
Omae wa mou shindeiru

PATPATPATlol N4 GOD XBL Gamertag: PATPATPATlol Posts: 1,769 Likes: 6,500 PATPATPATlol inherit GOD Male 102 0 Sept 19, 2016 21:11:30 GMT 6,500 PATPATPATlol 1,769 N4 Aug 1, 2016 13:46:53 GMT August 2016 patpatpatlol PATPATPATlol	ME3MP Haikus Nov 24, 2017 19:47:20 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PATPATPATlol on Nov 24, 2017 19:47:20 GMT Carrying some pugs Is all I did this morning I just want to die

RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Nov 24, 2017 21:41:04 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Nov 24, 2017 21:41:04 GMT W9 Cerb' Gold: taste Some Acolyte followed by A side of Flamer.
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RoystonVasey63 N2 Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire Posts: 185 Likes: 1,255 RoystonVasey63 inherit 8076 0 Jun 4, 2023 11:50:41 GMT 1,255 RoystonVasey63 185 N2 Apr 28, 2017 11:53:39 GMT April 2017 crawley Mass Effect Trilogy, Jade Empire	ME3MP Haikus Nov 25, 2017 16:45:43 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RoystonVasey63 on Nov 25, 2017 16:45:43 GMT Met Lonnegan and I.Seeba PUGing. Neither Talked nor hung around.

Sentinel2010 N2 Story of my life. Games: Mass Effect Trilogy Origin: N7Saberman Posts: 239 Likes: 543 Sentinel2010 inherit Male 1271 0 Aug 31, 2020 15:29:00 GMT 543 Sentinel2010 Story of my life. 239 N2 Aug 27, 2016 2:51:06 GMT August 2016 sentinel2010 Mass Effect Trilogy N7Saberman	ME3MP Haikus Dec 5, 2017 23:30:31 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sentinel2010 on Dec 5, 2017 23:30:31 GMT My dear Adept, Stop pulling A-bomb over me.
	What makes a Happy Ending...is that the handsome one won.

SalMasRac N5 Salarian Master Pimp Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR Origin: SalMasRac XBL Gamertag: PurpGuy Posts: 2,932 Likes: 16,068 SalMasRac inherit Male 10 0 Aug 30, 2019 23:02:33 GMT 16,068 SalMasRac Salarian Master Pimp 2,932 N5 Aug 1, 2016 4:33:50 GMT August 2016 salmasrac Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR SalMasRac PurpGuy	ME3MP Haikus Dec 6, 2017 1:26:31 GMT MPApr2012, PATPATPATlol, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SalMasRac on Dec 6, 2017 1:26:31 GMT My console commands Put me on the other team And there goes your head
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SalMasRac N5 Salarian Master Pimp Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR Origin: SalMasRac XBL Gamertag: PurpGuy Posts: 2,932 Likes: 16,068 SalMasRac inherit Male 10 0 Aug 30, 2019 23:02:33 GMT 16,068 SalMasRac Salarian Master Pimp 2,932 N5 Aug 1, 2016 4:33:50 GMT August 2016 salmasrac Mass Effect Trilogy, KOTOR SalMasRac PurpGuy	ME3MP Haikus Dec 6, 2017 4:35:15 GMT MPApr2012, akots, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SalMasRac on Dec 6, 2017 4:35:15 GMT Why weren't Anthem and Andromeda one game called Mass Effect Anthem?
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Alfonsedode N5 Origin: Alfonsedode Posts: 3,525 Likes: 16,422 Alfonsedode inherit Male 603 0 Nov 25, 2024 9:02:13 GMT 16,422 Alfonsedode 3,525 N5 Aug 4, 2016 20:55:11 GMT August 2016 alfonsedode Alfonsedode	ME3MP Haikus Dec 6, 2017 9:23:46 GMT SalMasRac, MPApr2012, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alfonsedode on Dec 6, 2017 9:23:46 GMT Our dear Frog we missed Stay a bit and share your liver is art

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