Team awesome; no losers, cry babies, excuse makers, or PC wimps

I'm social. If I play with you then I expect the same.
I'm optimistic Bioware will burn after they release Anthem.
I laugh a lot, but mostly at my own jokes. I'm hilarious.
I'm a slow roller. It might take me a little while to get moving, but once I do hop on or get run over.
I passed your test and have not been DQed.

As long as there are no sexual advances made towards me or people asking me about each and every detail of my personal life then I am what you're looking for. I can even drag you to victory if you want to afk while I play. I crush noobs worse than Trump did Hillary.

In the future you can play Monster Hunter World with me OP and be my bait.

Unless payment for successful extraction is at least 1000 AP, joining your club isn't worth it...

Please. We don't need any of that "I hear what I want no matter what you actually said." stuff or constant passive aggressiveness in "Team Awesome"  If you have some men to bring to the table then hit OPand I up on Paragon @ xxSniperLogikz420$ilentA$$a$$inxx

WHOOOP WHOOOP Dats the da sound of da Police!

Ok I can promise that I will never hit on you, but you must promise me the same. In the odd chance you catch feelings, just bury them deep down and never let them resurface. But what are we going to talk about if not our real lives? I'm sure as hell not talking about this game while playing it. Philosophy, religion and politics perhaps?

What console?

I’ll be your personal anything sailor 

Deal.

Lets tell jokes.



I don't know about talking politics.  If Team Awesome picks up some of those people who are incapable of lightening up and enjoying things for what they are or take few minutes to turn on your sense of humor? Politics is going to be a loser. Unless you want to weed out the people like that for the better of the team/unity?  Sometimes that stick goes so far up in there it gets pretty annoying, but I can deal with it personally as long as we WIN! 


Philosophy is good.  Interesting and can always learn/apply bits and pieces as you see fit.  Religion? Meh.  I feel like it's going to be 90% default to bashing all Religion because it's what all the cool kids do.

We need to talk about stocks/investments and what is looking good.  That way we can all play games more and at the same time I get closer and closer to buying that Jag.  Music!  I'm a huge Spice Girls fan. Then top it all off with bashing the forum and how shit it is but yet we still visit it.  We should have the team on a Nintendo console.  We can check people's devotion to the team and remain very exclusive.

I don't recall ever asking you out.

Lol gud'n skeeter. But wrong guess again.

Hint

I want to know the answer to the poll answer I gave.

It is a question to you, OP. Do you have a significant other?


This, or any other device, does not count.



^^^ Who could resist being associated with that?

The biggest crybabies I have ever seen were hormonally challenged roid boys that made PMSing women look like zen masters. Aestheticism has a price, and most people aren't willing to put in the work and discipline required to be natural. This leaves the lazy, and the lazy love steroids. Diet becomes a non-issue, as long as you cycle right - Lol, that rarely happens.

For example, in this picture, you see a healthy normal nut on the right, and on the left an atrophied nut on the typical juiceboi:


So, I r8 the b8 lame out of 8.