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Post by Scathane on Nov 13, 2017 12:50:06 GMT
I'm not a neckbeard, I'm a leprechaun...
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Nov 13, 2017 14:24:52 GMT
Lol you neckbeards are seriously some socially crippled lads. I can see that you all have scared off any decent folk around here with your awkwardness. I've come to save the few remaining survivors. Ok, manly man, I will issue this years uBSN Real-Life Challenge. You have two options to prove your uber manstrength, masculine masculinity, and domination as the world's mightiest midget, and I will provide you the opportunity. 1. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and we will go to my old coach's BJJ school and we can choke you to sleep as many times as you need, to realize that like Donny, you are way out of your element. 2. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and I can take you out to work with me in the field running 0000 cable, and see how long it takes for you to quit. I will pay you $30/hr for as long as you last. Neither will take much time. This is a serious offer.
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Post by RonnieBlastoff on Nov 13, 2017 22:16:08 GMT
Lol you neckbeards are seriously some socially crippled lads. I can see that you all have scared off any decent folk around here with your awkwardness. I've come to save the few remaining survivors. Ok, manly man, I will issue this years uBSN Real-Life Challenge. You have two options to prove your uber manstrength, masculine masculinity, and domination as the world's mightiest midget, and I will provide you the opportunity. 1. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and we will go to my old coach's BJJ school and we can choke you to sleep as many times as you need, to realize that like Donny, you are way out of your element. 2. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and I can take you out to work with me in the field running 0000 cable, and see how long it takes for you to quit. I will pay you $30/hr for as long as you last. Neither will take much time. This is a serious offer. Umm can I get option number 1 with chains for choking and a whip with barbedwire on the tips? On a more realistic note, what platform does 5 10 play on anyway? I assume its playstation since thats what vegas flash was on last time.
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Post by Mgamerz on Nov 15, 2017 0:03:57 GMT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Nov 15, 2017 0:25:23 GMT
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Post by Thebunzz on Nov 15, 2017 11:58:06 GMT
Lol you neckbeards are seriously some socially crippled lads. I can see that you all have scared off any decent folk around here with your awkwardness. I've come to save the few remaining survivors. Ok, manly man, I will issue this years uBSN Real-Life Challenge. You have two options to prove your uber manstrength, masculine masculinity, and domination as the world's mightiest midget, and I will provide you the opportunity. 1. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and we will go to my old coach's BJJ school and we can choke you to sleep as many times as you need, to realize that like Donny, you are way out of your element. 2. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and I can take you out to work with me in the field running 0000 cable, and see how long it takes for you to quit. I will pay you $30/hr for as long as you last. Neither will take much time. This is a serious offer. Lol fly me out so I can show you how old and worthless you are. I'll destroy you in both.
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Space Pirate
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Post by Scathane on Nov 15, 2017 13:12:03 GMT
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Nov 15, 2017 13:22:45 GMT
Ok, manly man, I will issue this years uBSN Real-Life Challenge. You have two options to prove your uber manstrength, masculine masculinity, and domination as the world's mightiest midget, and I will provide you the opportunity. 1. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and we will go to my old coach's BJJ school and we can choke you to sleep as many times as you need, to realize that like Donny, you are way out of your element. 2. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and I can take you out to work with me in the field running 0000 cable, and see how long it takes for you to quit. I will pay you $30/hr for as long as you last. Neither will take much time. This is a serious offer. Lol fly me out so I can show you how old and worthless you are. I'll destroy you in both. Bet. I'll need some personal information. All we will do is go to the Jiu Jitsu school, and we will film for our kiddies here at BSN. This is kinda like a Christmas present, so when can I buy your ticket? You will be flying Delta to Atlanta, unless you are close enough to drive in which case I will buy your gas receipts. I would like to teach you this lesson before the new year, so you can start the next one more humble. How about December 2nd? It's a Saturday, I can get you a cheap hotel by the airport, and then you can take a Lyft to the gym. PM me details so I can move forward. None of this is a joke, except you.
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Post by RonnieBlastoff on Nov 15, 2017 22:54:14 GMT
Ok, manly man, I will issue this years uBSN Real-Life Challenge. You have two options to prove your uber manstrength, masculine masculinity, and domination as the world's mightiest midget, and I will provide you the opportunity. 1. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and we will go to my old coach's BJJ school and we can choke you to sleep as many times as you need, to realize that like Donny, you are way out of your element. 2. We can fly you to Atlanta, on my dime, and I can take you out to work with me in the field running 0000 cable, and see how long it takes for you to quit. I will pay you $30/hr for as long as you last. Neither will take much time. This is a serious offer. Lol fly me out so I can show you how old and worthless you are. I'll destroy you in both. Destroy me how? I already know just based on your photos you dont have enough fast twitch muscles to do anything above any average individual. And besides, I dont pose and lift as a form of competition, and last time one of you male pageant models said he wanted to destroy me it was really an invitation for hardcore gay buttsex... So I think I'll pass.
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Post by Thebunzz on Nov 16, 2017 19:37:04 GMT
Lol fly me out so I can show you how old and worthless you are. I'll destroy you in both. Bet. I'll need some personal information. All we will do is go to the Jiu Jitsu school, and we will film for our kiddies here at BSN. This is kinda like a Christmas present, so when can I buy your ticket? You will be flying Delta to Atlanta, unless you are close enough to drive in which case I will buy your gas receipts. I would like to teach you this lesson before the new year, so you can start the next one more humble. How about December 2nd? It's a Saturday, I can get you a cheap hotel by the airport, and then you can take a Lyft to the gym. PM me details so I can move forward. None of this is a joke, except you. lol you're such a joke. PMs are what old people call DMs. And talking about humble, you old martial arts losers are such a joke coping for your inadequacy as a male. What info do you need tough guy?
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Nov 16, 2017 22:48:36 GMT
Bet. I'll need some personal information. All we will do is go to the Jiu Jitsu school, and we will film for our kiddies here at BSN. This is kinda like a Christmas present, so when can I buy your ticket? You will be flying Delta to Atlanta, unless you are close enough to drive in which case I will buy your gas receipts. I would like to teach you this lesson before the new year, so you can start the next one more humble. How about December 2nd? It's a Saturday, I can get you a cheap hotel by the airport, and then you can take a Lyft to the gym. PM me details so I can move forward. None of this is a joke, except you. lol you're such a joke. PMs are what old people call DMs. And talking about humble, you old martial arts losers are such a joke coping for your inadequacy as a male. What info do you need tough guy? Your address, so I can send you a ticket. Yes, I am getting a little old. That will make it even harder for you to explain your defeat. Yes, I trained Martial Art for many years. I am long out of practice, in pretty poor shape, and still you will be pacified in under 3 minutes. We can go MMA, but I would recommend you consider just wrestling/Jiu-Jitsu. Wouldn't want to mess up that pretty face of yours. Set up a PO box if you're worried about your privacy.
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Post by RonnieBlastoff on Nov 17, 2017 0:56:21 GMT
lol you're such a joke. PMs are what old people call DMs. And talking about humble, you old martial arts losers are such a joke coping for your inadequacy as a male. What info do you need tough guy? Your address, so I can send you a ticket. Yes, I am getting a little old. That will make it even harder for you to explain your defeat. Yes, I trained Martial Art for many years. I am long out of practice, in pretty poor shape, and still you will be pacified in under 3 minutes. We can go MMA, but I would recommend you consider just wrestling/Jiu-Jitsu. Wouldn't want to mess up that pretty face of yours. Set up a PO box if you're worried about your privacy. @19 seconds in the fight was already over and the bodybuilder was already growing his wings. Please don't kill Vegasflash Qui-gon Glenn....
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Post by toast on Nov 17, 2017 1:05:03 GMT
Your address, so I can send you a ticket. Yes, I am getting a little old. That will make it even harder for you to explain your defeat. Yes, I trained Martial Art for many years. I am long out of practice, in pretty poor shape, and still you will be pacified in under 3 minutes. We can go MMA, but I would recommend you consider just wrestling/Jiu-Jitsu. Wouldn't want to mess up that pretty face of yours. Set up a PO box if you're worried about your privacy. @19 seconds in the fight was already over and the bodybuilder was already growing his wings. Please don't kill Vegasflash Qui-gon Glenn.... Crazy roundhouse kick. Pretty slick how he landed it so cleanly on a much taller person. Not sure who's great idea it was to stage fight on cement/tiles. I wouldn't really call it an MMA fight, as it should have been stopped as soon as his head hit the ground. The follow up punches likely killed him. It appears to be an actual altercation/fight.
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Post by Fly In The Lotion on Nov 17, 2017 1:09:18 GMT
Goddamn, what has BSN become? We only used to send death threats to each other on Xbox Live over whether the Javelin could one-shot-kill Atlases or not. Dayum.
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Nov 17, 2017 1:27:50 GMT
Goddamn, what has BSN become? We only used to send death threats to each other on Xbox Live over whether the Javelin could one-shot-kill Atlases or not. Dayum. Teach the children well. Even if it means choking them to sleep and drawing penises all over their face before reviving them. I just get tired of shit-talking kids. And then, this one, thinking because he has big muscles he is somehow uber-masculine, despite taking selfies of himself in the mirror like a cheap call girl desperate for a trick. Of all the groups that think they are badass but aren't, bodybuilders are the kings. A bunch of vanity divas, concerned with their bulging muscles and ripped abdomen, when their functional strength is a joke, their endurance is non-existent, and they're as moody as a premenstrual teenager. None of my activity in this thread is a joke. I would and will gladly spend $500 or so for a round trip ticket for this punk, for the benefit of future society. VegasMasterBates needs to learn some genuine humility, and having a pitiful old 46 year old tough-guy humiliate him seems to be just what he wants and needs. Afterward, the realization may dawn on him and recognize that, had I actually been a psychopath - that while he was dreaming from the choke I put on him, I could have just finished the fucking job. Now, I will get a smart ass "tough guy" response, be told how much of a joke I am, and get my challenge ignored. I will also gladly come to you, Thebunzz. Take your medicine.
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Post by RonnieBlastoff on Nov 17, 2017 3:53:31 GMT
Goddamn, what has BSN become? We only used to send death threats to each other on Xbox Live over whether the Javelin could one-shot-kill Atlases or not. Dayum. Teach the children well. Even if it means choking them to sleep and drawing penises all over their face before reviving them.
I just get tired of shit-talking kids. And then, this one, thinking because he has big muscles he is somehow uber-masculine, despite taking selfies of himself in the mirror like a cheap call girl desperate for a trick.
Of all the groups that think they are badass but aren't, bodybuilders are the kings. A bunch of vanity divas, concerned with their bulging muscles and ripped abdomen, when their functional strength is a joke, their endurance is non-existent, and they're as moody as a premenstrual teenager.
None of my activity in this thread is a joke. I would and will gladly spend $500 or so for a round trip ticket for this punk, for the benefit of future society. VegasMasterBates needs to learn some genuine humility, and having a pitiful old 46 year old tough-guy humiliate him seems to be just what he wants and needs. Afterward, the realization may dawn on him and recognize that, had I actually been a psychopath - that while he was dreaming from the choke I put on him, I could have just finished the fucking job.
Now, I will get a smart ass "tough guy" response, be told how much of a joke I am, and get my challenge ignored.
I will also gladly come to you, Thebunzz . Take your medicine.Junior year of high school I got really into "bodybuilding." I felt great, looked great, but never could perform as great as I could when I STOPPED lifting and thinking like a bodybuilder and started thinking like an athlete. Bodybuilders spend HOURS training their bodies with SLOW AS SHYT movements that isolate muscles just to achieve the "looks." I remember spending hours on that fucking preacher curl bench just to ruin my punching speed in the end. Every curl was teaching my brain to move my arms slowly and unnatural. They are literally altering the way their brains and bodies operate by doing constant repetitions of useless movements they would more than likely never do anytime in their lives. The only thing good I can honestly say I got from bodybuilding is probably very good bloodflow to all parts of my body from the holds and isometrics, and "maybe" better balance from learning to adjust with weight. Other than that, absolutely useless in my daily life. I stopped bodybuilding and just did 5x5s with heaviest weight I could lift, as FAST as I could lift them, sprinting and plyometrics. My entire body "streched out" and I felt so much lighter on my feet. I wasn't as big after a couple months but I felt more sturdy and could actually do what I "looked like" I could do. I couldn't lift for as long either, but I could lift MUCH HEAVIER weight than even I thought I could. I have nothing against "healthy" bodybuilding. But anyone who thinks they are "tougher" or an "athlete" from it might need a round house kick to the head. Unless they are a baller or MMArtist (in which case they'll realize how fucking detrimental "bodybuilding" is to any type of performance), they aren't tough. Well, maybe in the head... but look where it got Andrey Drachyov Vegas.... Hookerbass w/e, take a lesson from this horribly put together youtube video before someone kills you...
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Post by Scathane on Nov 17, 2017 4:46:17 GMT
I felt great, looked great, but never could perform as... ...punching speed... ...balance... ...FAST......round house kick... These words, the title as well as the very nature of this entire thread can - of course - only mean to serve as a prelude to... Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't lift or do curls, he just does push-ups. And we all (ought to) know that when he does them, he isn't pushing himself up but pushing the earth down...
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Nov 17, 2017 23:59:16 GMT
As a former football player who ended his career aggravating an injury through improper lifting technique, I learned a lot about training my body for performance.
Once I was able to go back to the gym, I changed everything about how I handled weights. Then, as I got more involved with Martial Art, my weight training was slowly replaced entirely with iso and plyometrics, using body weight as my plates.
When I was 28 and hadn't touched a free weight in over 3 years, my new stepdad at the time, a former Div 1 defensive tackle, asked me to come lift with him. He had been disparaging my program with some joking insults, so I decided to indulge him.
He wanted to warm up at 185lbs, and I said no I would prefer warmups with 145. He laughed and said ok.
Did our warmups, he was annoyed at my slow and controlled lifting technique I developed to avoid injury and isolate my lower back from bench press.
Then we did 185. Then he asked for 205, but I said "let's do the NFL combine, how many reps you got at 225?"
He cheated his back to strain and took my spot on the last two, and tallied 15 reps. Not bad for a 45 year old (my age now lol), but the struggle was real.
I stopped at 28, it wasn't challenging and at that point I was already better than 90% of that year's NFL Draft.
He was shocked. Frankly, so was I. Pushups man. Just do pushups.
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Post by RonnieBlastoff on Nov 18, 2017 1:28:44 GMT
As a former football player who ended his career aggravating an injury through improper lifting technique, I learned a lot about training my body for performance. Once I was able to go back to the gym, I changed everything about how I handled weights. Then, as I got more involved with Martial Art, my weight training was slowly replaced entirely with iso and plyometrics, using body weight as my plates. When I was 28 and hadn't touched a free weight in over 3 years, my new stepdad at the time, a former Div 1 defensive tackle, asked me to come lift with him. He had been disparaging my program with some joking insults, so I decided to indulge him. He wanted to warm up at 185lbs, and I said no I would prefer warmups with 145. He laughed and said ok. Did our warmups, he was annoyed at my slow and controlled lifting technique I developed to avoid injury and isolate my lower back from bench press. Then we did 185. Then he asked for 205, but I said "let's do the NFL combine, how many reps you got at 225?" He cheated his back to strain and took my spot on the last two, and tallied 15 reps. Not bad for a 45 year old (my age now lol), but the struggle was real. I stopped at 28, it wasn't challenging and at that point I was already better than 90% of that year's NFL Draft. He was shocked. Frankly, so was I. Pushups man. Just do pushups. I'd argue even against doing pushups, at least regular ones. Plyometrics is real life interaction in workout form. If I was doing a pushing or force movement I always imagined someone at the impact point that was 300lbs and 6'8''. You should be going all out on every single pushup so much that you could eventually push yourself up to a standing position without moving your hips or knees (I never got that far) The guys I worked out with called it hang time. It was all about speed and flexibility. Regular pushups end up basically being a "bodybuilders" thing with endurance. I mean if thats what the training is for its fine, but I never agreed with coaches making football players do hundreds of pushups. Geez man I have gotten so fat...
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Post by Kenny Bania on Nov 18, 2017 5:17:20 GMT
OP ran away when the challenge became too real I see...
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Nov 18, 2017 8:16:58 GMT
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