Drinkquisition - NINE years drunk!

You don't fight to the death over it?

Rude. How will you know you were worthy of it without mortal combat?

*takes the offered Pepper*
Cheers. I've been trying for several years now.........



Can confirm.

Someone just wished for that song on radio here

Happy New Year!

One pumpkin to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

That is your best one yet. Love it.

Another good one is trying to start an automatic car in drive

That panic really gets the old ticker going

I think we've all done it before, some of us more than once.

Like the the other day, I must have knocked the gear shifter into sports (mine doesn't have one of those little pattern cut outs as it's electronic), and it kept telling me to put it back into park.

And I'm yelling at it, "the fuck you talking about Willis?" because it puts itself into park when you turn it off. I'm like, "you did this to yourself Brutus!".

I think I pushed the on/off button about 15 times before I noticed 😅.

It thought the gearbox warning sensor had finally died after the 13 million warnings it had given me, and that it wasn't just a glitch

Urgh.

I dodged the 'rona by the skin of my teeth over the last couple of weeks, only for the oldest kid to test positive on a rapid after the in laws NY party, because people are stupid     

Let's just hope it doesn't make its way through the test of the house which I doubt is extremely unlikely.

He's fine though, only slight fever and headache for now.

3.5hrs wait at the PCR site.

Nice.

Had to leave 2 because they closed.

Can't get any RAT tests anywhere.

The end is nigh

The guy at the PCR site said - don't know why you bothered - should have just stayed at home for a week   at the going rate of test results, it will probably be close to a week before we get them anyway

It's all a bad dream.

summer can't make up it's mind here.

one minute it's all fires of hell, nek minit its frosty the snowman's frosty balls.