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Post by phoray on Jun 27, 2018 0:29:25 GMT
was just checking in to make sure no one is taking this thread seriously.
I'm pleased to see no one is.
Carry on with your bad selves
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Post by Andrew Waples on Jun 27, 2018 1:47:56 GMT
I don't recognize the name, but I recognize the avatar content. Welcome back, [mod redacted]*
* insulting the OP is not permitted, please. Throwing shade on the arguments made, however, is fair game. SofaJockey
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Post by Son of Dorn on Jun 27, 2018 1:59:01 GMT
How about waiting for a mod that does that OP. (not that I know anything about those kind of mods... 😇)
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Post by Sumerian Physics on Jun 27, 2018 18:43:44 GMT
Am I the only one who could tell right away that OP was being sarcastic/making fun of Dragon Age's annoying contingent of incel gamer fans?
Or are the people who appear to be taking it seriously also being sarcastic?
I quit the internet
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Post by Andraste_Reborn on Jun 27, 2018 23:08:27 GMT
Am I the only one who could tell right away that OP was being sarcastic/making fun of Dragon Age's annoying contingent of incel gamer fans? A lot of us have extensive familiarity with luzarius, who has been around these forums and the previous official BioWare forums under various names for years. Ever since DAI, he has been periodically appearing to complain that there are not enough hot women in the game and that Cassandra Pentaghast looks like a man. He has been known to provide anatomy diagrams to attempt to prove this. He has publicly hassled David Gaider about it. He even popped up to complain about Cassandra on the Obsidian forums one time, and they don't even make Dragon Age games!
I have no idea if he's a particularly dedicated troll or if he actually believes Cassandra looks like a man and is genuinely mad about it, but people are going to read his post in light of previous interactions with him. Either way, he likes to try and stir up 'the SJWs' by which he appears to mean anyone who thinks a woman can have a strong jawline and still be smoking hot.
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Post by MediocreOgre on Jun 27, 2018 23:22:09 GMT
And all scenes with a male protag involve 10 minutes of intense pre-coital button combos or The scene ends with “this never happens” and your partner laughing at you. And she will tell her friends about this anyway. Half of your party will then leave you before final fight and choose sexually superiour and vigorous Solas. We all know the elven gods aren’t dead or imprisoned Solas just ravaged them in bed and they’re still journaling about the experience. So this checks out.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Jun 28, 2018 12:37:34 GMT
Am I the only one who could tell right away that OP was being sarcastic/making fun of Dragon Age's annoying contingent of incel gamer fans? Or are the people who appear to be taking it seriously also being sarcastic? I quit the internet The op is being serious.
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Post by grallon on Jun 28, 2018 21:39:19 GMT
As long as the male characters all have equally jiggly bubble butts and thicc, juicy pecs, I couldn't care less.
If we're going that way then I want nice bulges on guys.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Jun 29, 2018 0:06:59 GMT
As long as the male characters all have equally jiggly bubble butts and thicc, juicy pecs, I couldn't care less.
If we're going that way then I want nice bulges on guys.
Fine, but my guy's bulge needs to be at least TWICE as big and jiggly as every other bulge in the game. I like my characters to look like me.
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Post by x19dude95 on Jun 29, 2018 0:41:58 GMT
Naw I want them to make good hair for once.
i mean if they have time to add in realistic physics for both genders just to avoid anytime of flack but don’t make it cartoony. I have other games for my lols
maybe a bonus armour wher the physics just go stupid jiggly
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Post by pessimistpanda on Jun 29, 2018 3:58:02 GMT
Naw I want them to make good hair for once. i mean if they have time to add in realistic physics for both genders just to avoid anytime of flack but don’t make it cartoony. I have other games for my lols maybe a bonus armour wher the physics just go stupid jiggly I don't think anyone was asking for the physics to be "realistic". In games where "breast physics" are considered a feature, the movement more closely resembles jello being pushed around an air hockey table.
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Post by MediocreOgre on Jun 29, 2018 21:19:05 GMT
All romance scenes are either a close up of jello being bounced around or Iron Bull doing the helicopter dick. Problem solved
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Post by vertigomez on Jun 29, 2018 22:39:44 GMT
All romance scenes are either a close up of jello being bounced around or Iron Bull doing the helicopter dick. Problem solved NSFW
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Post by Sumerian Physics on Jul 3, 2018 1:48:42 GMT
Am I the only one who could tell right away that OP was being sarcastic/making fun of Dragon Age's annoying contingent of incel gamer fans? A lot of us have extensive familiarity with luzarius, who has been around these forums and the previous official BioWare forums under various names for years. Ever since DAI, he has been periodically appearing to complain that there are not enough hot women in the game and that Cassandra Pentaghast looks like a man. He has been known to provide anatomy diagrams to attempt to prove this. He has publicly hassled David Gaider about it. He even popped up to complain about Cassandra on the Obsidian forums one time, and they don't even make Dragon Age games!
I have no idea if he's a particularly dedicated troll or if he actually believes Cassandra looks like a man and is genuinely mad about it, but people are going to read his post in light of previous interactions with him. Either way, he likes to try and stir up 'the SJWs' by which he appears to mean anyone who thinks a woman can have a strong jawline and still be smoking hot.
Oh well that's silly. A strong jawline is what makes a woman hot, traditionally. Angelina Jolie, Luiza Freyesleben, Margot Robie etc etc etc most Victoria Secret models have have high cheeks and a strong jaw. That guy's whole life is a lie
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Post by colfoley on Jul 3, 2018 6:34:06 GMT
I think I have said it before so I'll say it again: Cassandra is the hottest 'man' I've ever seen...take that comment how you will.
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Post by lilyenachaos on Jul 4, 2018 2:58:55 GMT
I have greatly enjoyed the suggestions in this thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2018 3:44:17 GMT
I think the op is jealous of cassie more than anything.
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Post by MediocreOgre on Jul 4, 2018 13:22:40 GMT
I knew the Cora romance scene was painstakingly animated, but I did not realize it was so hypnotic
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Damn, that is some mastery of the butt muscles.
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Post by x19dude95 on Jul 22, 2018 16:16:25 GMT
Naw I want them to make good hair for once. i mean if they have time to add in realistic physics for both genders just to avoid anytime of flack but don’t make it cartoony. I have other games for my lols maybe a bonus armour wher the physics just go stupid jiggly I don't think anyone was asking for the physics to be "realistic". In games where "breast physics" are considered a feature, the movement more closely resembles jello being pushed around an air hockey table. Saints row was the only game where I noticed some movement in the brests. Be it they have to be cartoony looking large to make a noticeable difference
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Post by deus on Jul 27, 2018 5:55:33 GMT
There needs to be an option to give the female booty a nice healthy slap.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Jul 27, 2018 8:05:22 GMT
Why not a whole PokemonAmie-style petting mini-game for the entire party?
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