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Post by luzarius on Jun 22, 2018 18:55:34 GMT
I heard they are going to add some pretty sweet breast & butt physics to Dragon Age 4. From what I hear all the employees at Bioware have defected and sided with Donald Trump. That means we're going to get an awesome game filled with attractive, sexually objectified men & women. Wouldn't that be awesome? Instead of stupid SJW garbage, we're going to get a fun game like Dragon Age Origins, meets Skyrim, meets Baywatch, meets Hustler.
Hopefully there are no mannish looking women in Dragon Age 4 or worse, bald chicks. Oh god, I can't stand bald women in movies & games.
Cyberpunk 2077 is going to have tons of one night stands, strip clubs & prostitutes. Hopefully in Dragon Age 4 there will be sexually objectified prostitutes in brothels & taverns that are both MEN & WOMEN. I hope they do acts so lewd that it offends all the SJW's.
Sexually objectified Dragon Age 4, plus breast & butt physics, plus epic story, plus epic combat, plus open world, plus full modding support, plus character models with a penis & vagina = 20 million copies sold.
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Post by KingDarious BBB on Jun 22, 2018 18:59:20 GMT
I wonder how this thread will turn out
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Jun 22, 2018 19:17:43 GMT
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Post by erikson on Jun 22, 2018 19:47:24 GMT
I breed a rare stock of these beauties for the discriminating under bridge dweller. Not yet sure if the above poster can afford them.
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Post by cloud9 on Jun 22, 2018 21:07:17 GMT
I heard they are going to add some pretty sweet breast & butt physics to Dragon Age 4. From what I hear all the employees at Bioware have defected and sided with Donald Trump. That means we're going to get an awesome game filled with attractive, sexually objectified men & women. Wouldn't that be awesome? Instead of stupid SJW garbage, we're going to get a fun game like Dragon Age Origins, meets Skyrim, meets Baywatch, meets Hustler. Hopefully there are no mannish looking women in Dragon Age 4 or worse, bald chicks. Oh god, I can't stand bald women in movies & games. Cyberpunk 2077 is going to have tons of one night stands, strip clubs & prostitutes. Hopefully in Dragon Age 4 there will be sexually objectified prostitutes in brothels & taverns that are both MEN & WOMEN. I hope they do acts so lewd that it offends all the SJW's. Sexually objectified Dragon Age 4, plus breast & butt physics, plus epic story, plus epic combat, plus open world, plus full modding support, plus character models with a penis & vagina = 20 million copies sold. 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆💀💀 I like you, dude. You alright. And if you're interested look up Pewposterous Deviations SFM on Tumblr or rule34, Blue Stripes Episode 1 by Kamadevasfm, and Rikolo Animations. 😈😈
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Post by Andraste_Reborn on Jun 23, 2018 1:30:55 GMT
I hope they do acts so lewd that it offends all the SJW's. I think you are confused about exactly what it is that offends SJWs. But then, you are apparently confused about many things.
Personally, I am very much in favour of lewd acts. But I think they should worry about cloth and hair physics before they work on boobs and butts. Also, any woman going into combat or about her day to day activities in a Dragon Age game is going to want to dress in a way that minimises breast bounce, because bouncing is painful and unpleasant. So if they're only doing boob physics for scenes where the characters are naked, that seems like a lot of zots invested for not much reward.
(I mean, all of this is a ridiculous hypothetical anyway, I just think there are other ridiculous hypothetical things that they could better spend time and money on.)
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Post by cloud9 on Jun 23, 2018 10:43:53 GMT
Seriously though, I prefer if they focused on improving the sex scenes instead of physics for women. (That's what DoA games are for) I think they should learn and take inspiration from Zane Sex Chronicles and they have one of the best sex scenes in TV-MA. Go ahead. Google them. You'll thank me later.
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Post by themikefest on Jun 23, 2018 11:30:51 GMT
I agree with what Cassandra says in your avatar, what the ****.
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Post by pessimistpanda on Jun 23, 2018 13:18:27 GMT
As long as the male characters all have equally jiggly bubble butts and thicc, juicy pecs, I couldn't care less.
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Post by FireAndBlood on Jun 23, 2018 14:24:29 GMT
God OP you are such a stereotypical virgin it’s almost offensive.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2018 14:30:44 GMT
God OP you are such a stereotypical virgin it’s almost offensive. I too am offended by OP's virginity.
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Post by Pokemario on Jun 23, 2018 15:20:27 GMT
You're back.
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Post by erikson on Jun 23, 2018 16:30:35 GMT
God OP you are such a stereotypical virgin it’s almost offensive. I too am offended by OP's virginity. The OP is in a very committed long term relationship. True, she's a costly date, with all the money needed to be spent on Vaseline and hand sanitizers, but you can't put a price on true love!
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Post by vertigomez on Jun 23, 2018 17:39:35 GMT
I myself am hoping exclusively for women that make OP's dick shrivel up
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Post by alanc9 on Jun 23, 2018 21:33:41 GMT
Oh joy, another luzarius thread. I've missed this.
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Post by Catilina on Jun 24, 2018 2:17:35 GMT
Butt physic. Just for now, just for you!
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Post by MediocreOgre on Jun 24, 2018 3:03:33 GMT
But what does Solas’ sweat taste like?
op needs to think bigger. Not just jiggly bits. We need smell-o-vision
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Post by davesin on Jun 24, 2018 16:02:39 GMT
MediocreOgre Don't forget about quick time events and close-up shots during sex scenes.
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Post by witchcocktor on Jun 24, 2018 16:29:21 GMT
I agree 100%
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Post by Marduk on Jun 25, 2018 8:50:05 GMT
Dead or Alive vs Dragon or Age
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Post by warden on Jun 25, 2018 11:02:36 GMT
We should ask to Skyrim modders, they are experts XD
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Post by MediocreOgre on Jun 25, 2018 16:41:23 GMT
MediocreOgre Don't forget about quick time events and close-up shots during sex scenes. Dark souls level git gud or nothin. “Prepare to die... during sex” edition. TM. C. R. And all scenes with a male protag involve 10 minutes of intense pre-coital button combos or The scene ends with “this never happens” and your partner laughing at you.
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Post by davesin on Jun 26, 2018 4:41:00 GMT
And all scenes with a male protag involve 10 minutes of intense pre-coital button combos or The scene ends with “this never happens” and your partner laughing at you. And she will tell her friends about this anyway. Half of your party will then leave you before final fight and choose sexually superiour and vigorous Solas.
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Post by vertigomez on Jun 26, 2018 16:58:42 GMT
sexually superiour and vigorous Solas.
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Post by qunaripenis on Jun 26, 2018 23:38:51 GMT
Yeah, i could get behind bouncy parts and women never touching you.
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