How my Turian spent his vacaction...

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 7, 2018 0:50:43 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 27 more like this

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Post by Beerfish on Oct 7, 2018 0:50:43 GMT

First I decided to visit a friend of mine from the Salarian special forces. I was impressed by the nice scenery at his base of operations.

Then I felt like heading out to the desert, it was hot but not too dusty on this day. I fell into a cactus LOL!

After being so hot in the desert it was off to the north to do the tourist thing and look at the ice bergs. I bought a mini model of the titanic at the gift shop.

I know, I know one should leave his work at home while on vacation but I could not but help take a peek at how my stocks were doing My Binary Helix stock is up!

Some friends told me of this hot bar to go to, but it was a prank! it was an all Vorcha disco!

Finally I went to London because Admiral Anderson said that was where he was born. To be honest it was a bit run down.

Last Edit: Oct 8, 2018 1:47:20 GMT by Beerfish

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 7, 2018 15:33:55 GMT via mobile MPApr2012, Urizen, and 6 more like this

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Oct 7, 2018 15:33:55 GMT

Always good to stop and smell the roses!

Well done good sir.

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 7, 2018 16:00:20 GMT MPApr2012, Urizen, and 7 more like this

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Post by Voluptuous Volus on Oct 7, 2018 16:00:20 GMT

But it's not the FAT "stick up it's ass" Turian :ytho:

This is a ruffian.

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Last Edit: Oct 24, 2018 11:38:47 GMT by Voluptuous Volus

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 8, 2018 1:50:35 GMT MPApr2012, Urizen, and 7 more like this

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Post by Beerfish on Oct 8, 2018 1:50:35 GMT

Oct 7, 2018 16:00:20 GMT Voluptuous Volus said:

But it's not the FAT "stick up it's ass" Turian :ytho:

This is a rufian.

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Turians

I have reach AND flexibility. (And rocket boots)

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 8, 2018 2:27:26 GMT via mobile MPApr2012, Voluptuous Volus, and 10 more like this

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Oct 8, 2018 2:27:26 GMT

Garrus gets 50% headshot bonus with his modified Kuwashii Visor.

Regular Turians, 30%.

Short-bus Turians, 20%.

Flexibility you may have, but reach belongs to the old-school Palavenians mon frer.

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 11, 2018 10:37:03 GMT MPApr2012, Voluptuous Volus, and 8 more like this

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Oct 8, 2018 18:06:44 GMT XCPTNL said:

When I clicked the thread I really expected this for some reason:

I think this song should be linked to a volus doing the twinky roll down a ramp.

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 11, 2018 10:39:45 GMT MPApr2012, Urizen, and 10 more like this

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Oct 11, 2018 10:37:03 GMT Tonymac said:

Oct 8, 2018 18:06:44 GMT XCPTNL said:

When I clicked the thread I really expected this for some reason:

I think this song should be linked to a volus doing the twinky roll down a ramp.

*Losing pressure!*

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 11, 2018 11:45:23 GMT MPApr2012, Urizen, and 7 more like this

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Post by Beerfish on Oct 11, 2018 11:45:23 GMT

Oct 11, 2018 10:37:03 GMT Tonymac said:

Oct 8, 2018 18:06:44 GMT XCPTNL said:

When I clicked the thread I really expected this for some reason:

I think this song should be linked to a volus doing the twinky roll down a ramp.

*Losing pressure!*

I'd go with this for music.

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 11, 2018 16:55:21 GMT MPApr2012, Voluptuous Volus, and 6 more like this

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Post by XCPTNL on Oct 11, 2018 16:55:21 GMT

Oct 11, 2018 10:37:03 GMT Tonymac said:

Oct 8, 2018 18:06:44 GMT XCPTNL said:

When I clicked the thread I really expected this for some reason:

I think this song should be linked to a volus doing the twinky roll down a ramp.

*Losing pressure!*

That's too obvious. Whenever I think of Turians I think about how they can't dodge roll but Marauders can. So in my brain "Turian" is synonymous for "rolling" - as in: they can't do it :lol:

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How my Turian spent his vacaction... Oct 11, 2018 20:14:17 GMT MPApr2012, Voluptuous Volus, and 5 more like this

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Post by docsteely on Oct 11, 2018 20:14:17 GMT

Oct 11, 2018 16:55:21 GMT XCPTNL said:

Oct 11, 2018 10:37:03 GMT Tonymac said:

I think this song should be linked to a volus doing the twinky roll down a ramp.

*Losing pressure!*

That's too obvious. Whenever I think of Turians I think about how they can't dodge roll but Marauders can. So in my brain "Turian" is synonymous for "rolling" - as in: they can't do it :lol:

Maybe they can't roll, but they can ROCK!

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