Recent Game Highlights and/or Low Points

High - landed in a Goddess GIP
Low - this Asari's Reave was melting things in a single cast.

Drell adept had too much coffee in the morning, so he pilfered Graal from the krogan, snuck out to Sanctum and carpet bombed the everloving shit out of Cerberus, running around and giggling like maniac. TMI is currently thinking of pressing charges under Geneva convention, since he's pretty sure applying freezing ammunition to the gun which is meant to hunt thresher maws, giving it to a drell who's high and caffeine and then giving that drell five more grenades than it's customary and then sending that drell against unsuspecting troops has to break a few regulations of the convention.

Meanwhile, the drell is sipping margaritas on the Citadel and Cerberus invasion has been postponed. There are rumors going around he has a few thermal clip packs left.

Meanwhile, on Palaven...

Fat turian sentinel decided he had enough of being called fat, so he took his trusty Phaeston and decided to do a few laps around the moon. And wouldn't you know, just then the Reapers decided to invade again, how rude of them. So he had to do quite some running around, shooting husks, cannibals and marauders, all the while avoiding banshees, brutes and ravagers. And the swarmers smeared their goo all over his armor. There goes the date with that quarian, ffs! Many tech armors were detonated, some marauders were smacked around and a note of great grievance was filled with Palaven command, since he never wants to go to battle with Phaeaston and if the soldier once again steals his Saber, he'll tech armor him all the way from Menae to Palaven and back, so help him Spirits!

And he's still fat, goddamit!

As for Noveria, smashguard looked too deep into his cups last night, so he woke up groggy, hung over and just a tad depressed. The invasion of Reapers(again?!?!) came as a good excuse to went some hot blood. He tried to kill himself, he really did... but he was just too damn angry and killed everything before it could kill him first. And when they did manage to knock him down, there was always somebody to pick him back up, dammit! Reapers driven away, he's pulled himself back to the bar, ordering whisky with ice... at least there's plenty of ice to be had around.

The rest of the base is already sending the notice to TIM, asking him how quickly he can organize another offensive, before the smashguard figures it out they are almost out of whisky.

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Thanks to Grunt and Stephen for the curry and making these games awesome Much fun was had, hope we can recreate something similar soon.

High: Played Awakened Collector and chatted like Harbinger does between the waves. The host then set the next match to against Collectors and played ACA too.

Low: Made several typos during the progress.

High: Some great games with Mordokai, and one with Stephen which made me really sorry I couldn't stick around for more.
High: Pugging later, still in Turian mode, my melee TSent ran into Razer057, playing a TGI Tempest, on Condor, naturally. I could try to describe the levels of destruction, but wouldn't do it justice. All I will say is that I prefer my melee Tsent with a Claymore (BOOM) in preference to the Wraith (Plink.....Plink), where the melee boost to weapon damage reaches more notable heights.
High: Possibly even more fun, my HE and Razer's GE (along with a Jugg) rapidly decommissioned a load of toasters on Jade.
Low: Razer lost connection when we were on our way to headbutt some Reapers.
High: Reapers still got headbutted, and then some.
High: I should also mention a couple of games I played on my Xbox account, where the teamwork I ran into was absolutely faultless.
Low: I can't shake my addiction to this game, despite acquiring several others recently.
High: Who cares?!

High: Had some good gold games with Ernie ; we started with a duo on White Hazard/Collectors. I played the Valkyrie, which I am trying to get familiar with (well, show me a guy who wouldn't ) and he with the Cabal: all went quite well extraction and all. For the second game the elusive dzejkob playing an inspired Krogan Shaman joined us for a clash against Cerberus defending TTT's homeworld; full extraction, mission successful and much fun was had . After which we decided to take a break for refueling (lunch here, supper there )... 

Low: Well, it's known that after lunch you get sleepy, so me and Ernie continued and were wiped twice on London, first w9 against Reapers, then w6 against Collectors.

High: Despite our brains receiving less blood than our stomachs, we managed one good game against the toasters on white Hazard. I played again the Valkyrie and Ernie played a nice AA; lots of heavy melees between waves (yes, yes, I know I'm a dirty old man).

Always happy to help  

also it was fun game! gg guys and when i have some time off i'll make sure to play a lot of games with you guys  

I had some fun games with Nanny, Ernie and Serza this afternoon before I went to work

I think playing like nothing but gold is generally doing good things for me... its giving me lots and lots of credits which are always great, and im much better than I used to be when I first started playing on the pc... think I might be better than I am on the ps3 really but is it me or is the pc version easier??? Eh who knows

We played some gold games and one platinum also and platinum is stressful still, but I didnt die so much which was good... I died more against geth on gold than I did Reapers on platinum so yay

I really like the Saber and the talon... 2 guns ive never had before but love

Also its so nice to get compliments about my host! A few weeks ago I decided to upgrade my internet... before it was pretty meh, and my girlfriend kept complaining about it "Laurie your internet is so bad I can hardly look at Google maps"... so I upgraded have to pay $10 extra a month but my Internet is actually GOOD now... before playing with Europeans caused me some lag but now I can play with them and host games with hardly any/no lag which is awesome Nanny said I was his favorite host smiles all around at my internet I guess although the price will be going up after the first year (i think) which sucks but totally worth all the extra speed my Internet before was really cheap and pretty slow so eh

PC Version is simply better. Therefore, people perform better when playing on PC.

Good games indeed. It's really nice to play with people who know what they are doing and that melee-greet between waves. Ofc, this second being most important thing in this game.

Every single Graal shot of mine registered and I was able to snipe with it on Condor, I have trouble using that gun even with European hosts. I vouch for your host.



'Till next time May the RNG gives you Talon upgrade

Low:I am getting so many kits unlocked that I don't have time to build and learn them. I have at least 4 I did not touch yet, geth trooper, n7 shadow, volus eng and collector Adept. And I am still trying to get batarian brawler to work for me because I love the kit. Oh, well.

Funny: I play batarian with a stapler gun. No, really, my only weapon of note makes a completely docile sound. What's next? Rolling pin of Doom? Vorpal Paper Clip?