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"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the na Nov 5, 2018 18:00:11 GMT DragonKingReborn, KrrKs, and 3 more like this

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Post by Blast Processor on Nov 5, 2018 18:00:11 GMT

A support thread for everyone's favourite foul-mouthed ex-caravanner. I really liked all the New Vegas companions with the exception of maybe Boone, but Cass was definitely my favourite.

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Post by boxofscreaming on Nov 5, 2018 20:41:02 GMT

Haha yes, she's the best! She's the only reason I sided with the NCR.

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Post by SofaJockey on Nov 5, 2018 21:27:31 GMT

Threads like this are why we expanded the 'Other Games' section, er, I think...

(I'll admit this wasn't the expansion I had in mind...

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Post by DragonRacer on Nov 5, 2018 21:50:41 GMT

Nov 5, 2018 21:27:31 GMT SofaJockey said:

Threads like this are why we expanded the 'Other Games' section, er, I think...

(I'll admit this wasn't the expansion I had in mind...

)

Nobody's expansion is that long...

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Post by Gecko on Nov 5, 2018 22:22:10 GMT

Nov 5, 2018 21:50:41 GMT DragonRacer said:

Nov 5, 2018 21:27:31 GMT SofaJockey said:

Threads like this are why we expanded the 'Other Games' section, er, I think...

(I'll admit this wasn't the expansion I had in mind...

)

Nobody's expansion is that long...

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"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the na Nov 5, 2018 22:53:21 GMT

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Post by themikefest on Nov 5, 2018 22:53:21 GMT

Cass is the best companion in the Fallout series. Too bad Bethesda doesn't make a game with her as the main character.

She would make a good squadmate. I know my Shepard would like her. Hmmm. Could Cass make an appearance in ME4 to help Shepard on the next mission? :thumbsup:

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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2018 15:45:55 GMT

She is awesome! I really liked her as a companion (the best companion imho).

And she has great lines:

Jean-Baptiste? Sounds like someone got knocked out of the good book so hard his name broke. Either that or it's Canadarian or some such shit.

Here you go. Go easy on it until you train yourself to choke back the urge to gag. After a few bottles and the vomiting, it ain't so bad.

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Post by talyn82 on Nov 7, 2018 17:21:42 GMT

Cass and Veronica are my favorites in NV.

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Post by Walter Black on Jan 28, 2019 23:05:06 GMT

One of my favorite fan theories on the thread title is that Johnson got so sick of all the dick jokes, when a raider made one he bit a chunk out of the guy's heart. Thus, Long Dick Johnson became Cannibal Johnson :pirate:

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