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Post by Slotts' Blast Processor on Nov 5, 2018 18:00:11 GMT

A support thread for everyone's favourite foul-mouthed ex-caravanner. I really liked all the New Vegas companions with the exception of maybe Boone, but Cass was definitely my favourite.

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Post by boxofscreaming on Nov 5, 2018 20:41:02 GMT

Haha yes, she's the best! She's the only reason I sided with the NCR.

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Threads like this are why we expanded the 'Other Games' section, er, I think...

(I'll admit this wasn't the expansion I had in mind...

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Nov 5, 2018 21:27:31 GMT SofaJockey said:

Threads like this are why we expanded the 'Other Games' section, er, I think...

(I'll admit this wasn't the expansion I had in mind...

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Nobody's expansion is that long...

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Post by Gecko on Nov 5, 2018 22:22:10 GMT

Nov 5, 2018 21:50:41 GMT DragonRacer said:

Nov 5, 2018 21:27:31 GMT SofaJockey said:

Threads like this are why we expanded the 'Other Games' section, er, I think...

(I'll admit this wasn't the expansion I had in mind...

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Nobody's expansion is that long...

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Post by themikefest on Nov 5, 2018 22:53:21 GMT

Cass is the best companion in the Fallout series. Too bad Bethesda doesn't make a game with her as the main character.

She would make a good squadmate. I know my Shepard would like her. Hmmm. Could Cass make an appearance in ME4 to help Shepard on the next mission? :thumbsup:

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Post by Swoopingisbad on Nov 7, 2018 15:45:55 GMT

She is awesome! I really liked her as a companion (the best companion imho).

And she has great lines:

Jean-Baptiste? Sounds like someone got knocked out of the good book so hard his name broke. Either that or it's Canadarian or some such shit.

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Cass and Veronica are my favorites in NV.

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One of my favorite fan theories on the thread title is that Johnson got so sick of all the dick jokes, when a raider made one he bit a chunk out of the guy's heart. Thus, Long Dick Johnson became Cannibal Johnson :pirate:

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