DA 4 Romances! New info for real this time!!! Zom-bangin'?

I just always thought penises were more sensitive than that.

I submit that that adorable cephalopod should be an LI.

Alistair, but as a fedora-wearing, involuntarily celibate men's rights activist.

Go big or go home. Cetus for LI.

You're a sharp clever creative person I've been fond of recently. I hope you stick around. I hope you don't take this as an insult, but what is that line Inky says to Sera? "We need doubters around here."

This is the BSN. Such a thing does not exist.

We are living in a cynical world,
And I am the most cynical girl (boy).

BW writer 1: Well guys we need to do a better job for our gay fans after MEA mess

BW writer 2:  You mean they didnt like Gil's plot? We gave them a chance to be proper men and reproduce

BW writer 3: I think you self-projected a bit on that one Theophilus

BW writer 2: It was a very touching story what do you mean Karl

BW writer 3: well I thi-

BW writer 1: WAIDAMINUTE CONVERSION THERAPY BACKSTORY

BW writer 3: bbut

BW writer 2: We've already done that

BW writer 1: Dead husband?

BW writer 2: Done

BW writer 1: Dubious bisexual?

BW writer 2: OOH AND HE CAN BETRAY OR FALLING FOR YOU DEPENDING ON YOUR CHOICES

BW writer 1:  

BW writer 2: But he gotta talk about women only we do not want to scare our bro fanbase, we owe them everything

BW writer 1: Yeah, that's fair

BW writer 3: But guys we have been doing that for years, it's time to change things, break the mold, do something new

BW writer 1&2:  

BW writer 3: Why not make the knight gay? We would reverse the trope

BW writer 2: That wouldnt work, Karl.

BW writer 3: Why?
BW writer 1: Because that doesn't make SENSE Karl, sexuality has to be a character's trait lol 

BW writer 2:  Yes, Karl, it has to fit the character, have you not learned anything from college?

BW writer 3: 

Well I won't develop sciatica from trying to kiss a human.

I prefer to be cause of the intense pain.

Pollinate me, plant-daddy.