If each ME game had a side title, what would it be?

ME1 - Dropped from Orbit
ME2 - Shuttle
ME3 - Yes, we can land Normandy on a planet after all (in response to fan outrage over our endings)

Mass Effect 1: Quicktime events (PC port re-titled to Mass Effect 1: Space Frogger)

Mass Effect 2: Hacking mini-games

Mass Effect 3: We got rid of the mini-games.

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Mass Effect 1: You carry weapons you cannot use

Mass Effect 2: You only carry the weapons you can use

Mass Effect 3: We punish you for carrying weapons (but you have to carry at least one)

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Mass Effect: Milky Way

Mass Effect: Milky Way 2

Mass Effect: Milky Way 3

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Mass Effect 1: Your choices might matter in later games

Mass Effect 2: Your choices might really matter in later games

Mass Effect 3: Learning the difference between the words 'choices' and 'consequences'

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Mass Effect

Mass Effect 2: Mass Effect Harder

Mass Effect 3: Mass Effect with a Vengeance

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Mass Effect 1: Shepard nearly dies

Mass Effect 2: Shepard dies, then comes back for revenge

Mass Effect 3: Shepard dies in the end

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Mass Effect 1: Six squadmates, half of them suck

Mass Effect 2: 8 - 12 Squadmates, half of them suck

Mass Effect 3: 3-7 squadmates, half of them suck

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Mass Effect 1: No one liked any of the romance options

Mass Effect 2: Everyone argued about the romance options

Mass Effect 3: Everyone hated how they handled previous romances

Mass Effect 1: Meet the Blue Creeper.

Mass Effect 2: The Blue Creeper Returns.

Mass Effect 3: The Blue Creeper Forever.

ME1: Hackett Says Do This
ME2: TIM Says Do This
ME3: Catalyst Says "You have choice, more than you know",,, but do this anyways.

ME1: Enemies Everywhere!

ME2: Weakening Their Integrity!

ME3: Taking Casualties!

ME1: Everything is Fine

ME2: Everything is Fine Vol.2

ME3: Oh, Hell Nah!!

"Ah yes Reapers. We have dismissed that claim."

That last one is what Shep would say if he faced Nemesis. (right after crapping his pants, that is... 👖😛)

Edit: oh, forgot to add this:

In Nemesis voice: SHHHEEEPPPPAAARRRDDD!!!!! *roars*

Mass Effect 1: One Must Remain
Mass Effect 2: Keep One Alive
Mass Effect 3: Destroy All the Things

ME1: Why Asari Look Bad Wearing a Hat
ME2: Asari Training Guide on How to Take Armor From Dead Bodies
ME3: Asari Guide to Waiting to Reveal Information at the Last Minute

ME1 : I see dead soldiers
ME2: I see dead Protheans!
ME3: Shit! Now I see dead kids!