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Post by themikefest on Feb 12, 2019 19:40:34 GMT
ME1: Helping the Alliance
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Post by themikefest on Feb 12, 2019 19:48:15 GMT
ME3: Use aliens as cannon fodder to save Earth At the same time helping those aliens with their problems
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Post by griffith82 on Feb 12, 2019 21:34:22 GMT
ME1:Sex Simulator fox news said so
ME2: Dry Humping simulator cause we're scared of fox news
ME3: Better Dry Humping
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Post by themikefest on Feb 13, 2019 14:10:58 GMT
ME3: Joker's Guide Book on Why It's OK To Date the Ship's AI
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Post by griffith82 on Feb 13, 2019 18:02:53 GMT
ME3: Joker's Guide Book on Why It's OK To Date the Ship's AI He gets a pass. Its Tricia Helfer after all. |
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Post by themikefest on Feb 13, 2019 18:13:48 GMT
ME3: Joker's Guide Book on Why It's OK To Date the Ship's AI He gets a pass. Its Tricia Helfer after all. So if it was someone else voicing the thing, Joker wouldn't get a pass?
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Post by griffith82 on Feb 13, 2019 18:20:19 GMT
He gets a pass. Its Tricia Helfer after all. So if it was someone else voicing the thing, Joker wouldn't get a pass? I was mostly joking. I always thought that was a sweet relationship. They fit well together. |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Feb 14, 2019 14:08:58 GMT
ME3: Joker's Guide Book on Why It's OK To Date the Ship's AI Mass Effect 1: You shoot a bunch or robots Mass Effect 2: You get a robot as a squadmate Mass Effect 3: How come I can't bang the robot? I feel bad for writing this post.
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Post by dmc1001 on Feb 14, 2019 17:06:15 GMT
ME3: Joker's Guide Book on Why It's OK To Date the Ship's AI Isn't this missing something? ME1: Joker hates AI and ME2: Joker is annoyed with AI. Or something like that.
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Post by themikefest on Feb 14, 2019 17:13:24 GMT
ME3: Joker's Guide Book on Why It's OK To Date the Ship's AI Isn't this missing something? ME1: Joker hates AI and ME2: Joker is annoyed with AI. Or something like that. That will work. Have a like.
I hit create post and that's when I noticed I forgot titles for the first two. At the time I didn't feel like correcting that
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Post by Darth Dennis on Feb 16, 2019 22:23:21 GMT
Mass Effect: The threat is revealed
Mass Effect 2: The threat is completely ignored by Shepard's crew for two years who go off to deal with random shit in their lives instead for some reason
Mass Effect 3: The threat takes a backseat to more Cerberus bullshit until the last 10 minutes
As you can tell, I didn't like the direction Bioware took with the series and am very salty. And maybe these subtitles wouldn't quite fit on the box.
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Post by Darth Dennis on Feb 16, 2019 22:29:32 GMT
Mass Effect: Drew Karpyshyn can't write romance dialogue
Mass Effect 2: Drew Karpyshyn thankfully doesn't attempt to write romance dialogue
Mass Effect 3: Drew Karpyshyn wasn't here to write romance dialogue even if he wanted to
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Feb 18, 2019 14:08:02 GMT
I thought I was all out of idea. Thankfully I was wrong.
Mass Effect 1: Choose who becomes the new human councillor (but it doesn't matter)
Mass Effect 2: Decide if Cerberus gets to keep the Collector Base (but it doesn't matter)
Mass Effect 3: Decide how you die (but it doesn't matter)
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Post by griffith82 on Feb 18, 2019 21:27:18 GMT
Mass Effect: The threat is revealed Mass Effect 2: The threat is completely ignored by Shepard's crew for two years who go off to deal with random shit in their lives instead for some reason Mass Effect 3: The threat takes a backseat to more Cerberus bullshit until the last 10 minutes As you can tell, I didn't like the direction Bioware took with the series and am very salty. And maybe these subtitles wouldn't quite fit on the box. Well I definitely don't agree with your assessment. Me2 the threat is becoming more obvious and in 3 it hardly takes a backseat for just Cerberus. In fact it's easily 50/50. |
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Post by eliscous on Feb 19, 2019 8:21:00 GMT
I thought I was all out of idea. Thankfully I was wrong. Mass Effect 1: Choose who becomes the new human councillor (but it doesn't matter) Mass Effect 2: Decide if Cerberus gets to keep the Collector Base (but it doesn't matter) Mass Effect 3: Decide how you die (but it doesn't matter) You are so true ;-)
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Post by gothpunkboy89 on Feb 19, 2019 13:44:23 GMT
Mass Effect 1: The New World
Mass Effect 2: The Side Story
Mass Effect 3: Fuck we forgot to advance the plot in 2.
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Post by ergates on Feb 19, 2019 15:11:43 GMT
Nice question.
If I was actually to give a serious answer it would work best with one-word sub-titles such as:
Mass Effect - Spectre
Mass Effect - Cerberus
Mass Effect - Reapers
But I prefer something like:
Mass Effect - Steering the Brick
Mass Effect - Clearing the Shtick
Mass Effect - Colors to pick
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Post by dmc1001 on Feb 19, 2019 15:57:51 GMT
Nice question. If I was actually to give a serious answer it would work best with one-word sub-titles such as: Mass Effect - Spectre
Mass Effect - Cerberus
Mass Effect - Reapers
But I prefer something like: Mass Effect - Steering the Brick
Mass Effect - Clearing the Shtick
Mass Effect - Colors to pick
Colors to pick? I only see red. 
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Post by themikefest on Feb 20, 2019 0:26:45 GMT
ME1: Why I chose to wear pink and white armor ME2: Who I saw when I was on Horizon ME3: My guide on how to get a makeover
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Feb 20, 2019 3:01:35 GMT
Mass Effect 1: A squadmate dies in the first mission, and then you kill a bunch of people
Mass Effect 2: A bunch of your crew die in the first scene, and then you kill a bunch more people
Mass Effect 3: A whole bunch of people die in the opening, and then you kill even more people
Leviathan was right about Shepard: "You bring only death!"
(Also Wrex: "Of course. You're with Shepard. How can he be alive?")
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Post by dmc1001 on Feb 20, 2019 3:43:21 GMT
RedCaesar97: Truly awesome, especially the Wrex and Leviathan quotes.
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Post by gothpunkboy89 on Feb 20, 2019 19:42:42 GMT
Mass Effect- Punishing you for using the Mako Mass Effect 2- What you get when you complain about the Mako Mass Effect 3- Fine no vehicles now are you happy?
Serious titles without the jokes I would have to say
Mass Effect- A new galaxy
Mass Effect 2- The hidden threat
Mass Effect 3- Reaper War
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Post by themikefest on Feb 20, 2019 20:25:15 GMT
ME1: How to punch a reporter Part 1 ME2: How to punch a reporter Part 2 ME3: How to headbutt a reporter
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Post by dmc1001 on Feb 20, 2019 21:07:53 GMT
Mass Effect- Punishing you for using the Mako Mass Effect 2- What you get when you complain about the Mako Mass Effect 3- Fine no vehicles now are you happy? This one is spot on. |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Feb 21, 2019 3:18:52 GMT
ME1: How to punch a reporter Part 1 ME2: How to punch a reporter Part 2 ME3: How to headbutt a reporter
Mass Effect 1: I've had enough of your snide insinuations Mass Effect 2: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions Mass Effect 3: I've had enough of your tabloid journalism
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