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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID GAME?

"The Final Hours of Mass Effect (tm) 3"

Hajzelkohút Part 4!

Dropped into my favourite public duo, chatting away, as usual, in a public lobby for 15 minutes before the match started. Two other pugs joined and left during that time, during which Mrs. Kohut never shut up to take a breath, and Mr. Kohut didn't do much more than laugh politely at whatever inane musings she happened to be sharing in whatever language she happened to be sharing them in.

Goddamn people, if you are going to use a lobby as a chatroom, at least set it to private.

Well finally the match started, and the musings continued. So why the delay? Well anyone who's read Hajzelkohúts Parts 1 2 and 3 know that it was because they were hoping I would leave.

We got Hazard Ghost. Mr. and Mrs. Kohut proceeded to camp the back corner room. I and the other pug, an AIU by the name of LetsRock323, proceeded to run rampant all over the map. As I was an SI and the enemy was Geth, we each had ways of coping with the rain. Through Wave 1, the Kohuts periodically said things that included our names, presumably requesting that we stop being noobs, start acting like "team players", and come camp that back corner room with them.

LetsRock and I came in top of the scoreboard. We geared up, and readied up again. Mr. and Mrs. Kohut geared up, but neither readied. Mrs. Kohut went on a long-winded tirade, then all fell silent. I figured I better clue LetsRock in to what happens next:

BTW LetsRock
This is the part
Where they wait for you to leave
So that they can kick me

LetsRock didn't leave! All four of us sat there, in the lobby, in dead silence, for 10 more minutes.  But I know they were there, because Mrs. Kohut was breathing into her mic.  Finally the Kohuts gave up and readied.

We got Reapers/Condor. Sometime during Wave 8, Mrs. Kohut got grabbed by a Banshee, right in front of the other two players. I was too far away to react in time, but decided to be cheeky and send a missile her way anyway, long after she'd been sync'd. For the rest of the Wave, she was silent. And for the first minute of Wave 9, she didn't move. I figured she was mad.

BUT I will give her credit, she really seems to have mellowed out since last we met. Upon her return, she was still chatting, and even laughing, and seemed to be in all-around good spirits. There was none of her customary obscure language swearing at the fucker cock salarian this time around.

But of course, after that match, they promptly abandoned lobby.

GGs, Kohuts. Salute.