*****Your last Pug in one word*****

No words necessary, just a screenshot:

Lord.
He really made every shot count.

I've seen a lot of e-dong post here lately. E-peen is stron in this people

HAX (rather cheap one)

Today I pugged 1 platinum game. Didn't feel like dancing with my minions, so I took my Juggy for a walk. Joined gip, on wave 3. Immediately noticed that waves were ending too fast. It turned out, that our illustrious host buffed his GPS and Phaeston lol. My Sptifire was doing its normal damage. But bosses were dying from a single shot of host's guns. Everything apart from that was normal.

So warning for everyone maxing out their manifests legitimately - watch out for SpectreWorld and his/her GPS with armor shredder and cryo ammo on a HInfiltrator

PS. At least I got my 20hs medal 

I want to tell a story that has (almost) nothing to do with ME 3 MP.



WHY THANK YOU FOR THE SEGUE

So apparently, I'm still a bit of a badass moderation-wise. At least on reddit.

To explain:

I'm playing Dark Souls 3 and dinking around its subreddit. Someone posted a thread proclaiming "What now?" He (or she) was saying that they had beaten the game in under three hours on their first try, had a no-death run on their second, and were thinking of doing a no-hit run next. They then asked for suggestions.

My response to the thread was removed for being "disrespectful." It only had one line of text, which read, "Somehow I don't think the post was actually for suggestions." Now stay calm... I know that's a particularly aggressive thing to say to someone online, but thank gawd the reddit moderators were there to save me from regretting my outburst for the rest of my life.

I may have included an image of the Edong trading company's logo...



But I'm not sure why an Asian trading company would be considered disrespectful.

Edit: They've already threatened to ban me over it!

Fuck it, it'll be a badge of honour having "/r/darksouls3" in my butthurt list!

ZOMBIE mod

Yeah, it happened a couple of days ago. I was expecting a normal day in the Puggerlands, but someone decided that it would be a good idea, to open a public lobby with zombie mod. Sigh... glad I took Assdept for a spin, coz that Stasis was very handy But I gotta say, those fast Primes and Atlases are kind of scary Also Banshees with longer jumps are super hard to outrun lol. The extraction was too much though. Maybe I would've done better if I noticed that the EZ was placed somewhere else lol



ALIENTECH

So I noitced that this name was mentioned a couple of times recently. Can't remember the thread though :/ So this guy greeted me with his usual rituals. Shooting at me with a Striker with HV barrel I had so much laugh.. he was following me around for the entire match lol. I was messing up with him, writing many text messages in console Tension was getting higher and higher with each wave passed. Then, I was 1v1 with him, as the rest of the team died. I gotta be honest, I was looking for the opportunity that happened on wave 9. I'll let you see it yourself



Avoid this jerk. Unless you want to do some shenanigans with him

Rust

As in... I have a lot of it. I haven't played in like half a year and I've forgotten how to move properly. I stuck with the rest of the team, and I stuck to the walls, and I whiffed my powers, and flailed around, but I remember the maps, and we managed to exterminate those cheating geth and make enough time for aerial bombardment.

You cannot explain how your username is identical to his, and that Origin does not allow duplicate usernames unless you get hacky and you have underscores in your name.

Ergo, whatever man. Lying Liar McLiarPants it shall be.

Frustrating.

Had to carry a group who kept dying and refusing to gel or use consumables. Wasted most of my missiles on rage nuking, then just let myself bleed out on wave 9 so we would fail.

10WS

This time it will be a quickie. After the whole weekend off, I decided to play 1 quick game. I joined the match on wave 3 (well it technically was wave 4, coz guys ended the wave a couple of seconds after I joined). Kits were GI/Talon, HSent/Hurricane + Acolyte, HSent/Claymore and me as a QFE/Claymore. It was overkill on gold but it was my first 10WS in a pug gold game, ever. So I think that's worth mentioning. Guys knew what they were doing. If you bump into them, you won't complain

Nailbiter.

Some host had a lobby with me and another player. Other player was KroLard, host was a Vanilla Human Infiltrator level 1 ( ), I was playing level 8 Vorcha Engineer with a Talon.

Host was a newer alt of somebody, melwyn was the name I think. Smart player, had a Widow and a Pirahna, both used liberally and at the right times, nice reload canceling on Widow.

We almost ate it several times, Wave 3 devices were surprisingly difficult against Geth on White... Another empty consumables extraction, our bacon was sorta saved by a competent Demolisher that joined late, TK something he must have lost his convoy to the Death Star

Glitch

This was from a few days ago but I joined a game in progress and one of the players was glitching like crazy at least from my visual viewpoint. I'm sure their game was fine on their end but I could not stop laughing when I witnessed this. It looked hilarious and it went on the entire match. I managed to get some video because it looked very Monty Python 

xboxclips.com/PATPATPATlol/164c020f-ebac-4c43-8d63-083758b3d1b7

Way too much coffee