Guilty Pleasures: The Safe for Work thread

Everyone has them.  Those books, those songs, those movies...that you don't want to share with others.  That for whatever reason grabs you time and time again.  Like the thread title says, please keep this safe for work.  

Anyway, here's some of mine:

--I love the movie Cherry 2000.  This movie is pretty terrible. It stars Melanie Griffith (in a role I'm sure she'd like to forget) as a guide through a dystopian wasteland. See, the main male character had his favorite sex bot/companion short circuit due to an overflowing sudsy sink (don't ask,) and wanted that model. Which was discontinued, so he needs a guide to get another Cherry 2000.  It's really as great and terrible as it sounds.

--Night of the Comet.  Now we're talking some fun cult classics here.  Basically, a comet passes over Earth.  Since most of the population was outside watching the comet, most of them turn to calcium dust.  Most of those that remain are turning into more or less alive zombies.  Yeah, don't think about it too hard.  The main character is a cheerleader that surived the comet because she was banging her boyfriend in the basment of her work.  It goes on from there and it's surprisingly good.

--The "Chicken Soup for the Soul" type books.  

--The song, "Hot Hot Hot" by Buster Poindexter.  I like it because David Johansson was the real identity of the performer.  David was the lead singer/songwriter for the proto-glam band New York Dolls. This guy is the one of the early 70s performers that brought gender-bending to rock and roll.   Buster is the complete antithesis of the New York Dolls.