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Post by chonma on Aug 7, 2019 7:54:07 GMT
this thread is here so that anyone can indicate his favourite mass-effect waifu/husbando, not only in the characters you can romance in the games, but among all the characters in the franchise: wich one would be your fav waifu/husbando? who's your crush? (and few reasons why, and optionally pics/draw/graphic/visual representations of the character) i ll begin: to me, it's EDI, and here's why: -absolutely splendid looking body/platform she get in ME3 -very smart + lots of knowledge -does not seek to make bad stuff, no "bad will" -her synthetic nature mean i d probably die first (meaning i would not have to endure loosing her)   and you, who's your mass-effect crush? who's your fav waifu/husbando? and why? let everyone know  |
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Aug 7, 2019 11:42:49 GMT
GRRRRRAAAAAAAGH! DISGUSTING!! VIDEO GAME CRUSHES!?? PERVERTED! WRONG WRONG WRONG!! QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE VORCHA GASOLINE! NEED TO BURN THREAD RIGHT AWAY!!! ONLY CRUSH VORCHA HAVE IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT BURNS EASILY! GRRAAAAAGH!!! WE LAUGH FOREVER UNTIL WE PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!
EDI SUCKS ANYWAY! DESIGNED WITH HUGE TITS AND ASS BY BIOWARE TO BE APPEALING SEXBOT FOR BASEMENT DWELLING FANBOYS TO JACK OFF TO!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!! GRRAAAAAGH!!!
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Post by muahmuah on Aug 7, 2019 13:19:23 GMT
What's wrong with you,man? Very wrong ME3 section.
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Post by chonma on Aug 7, 2019 13:25:30 GMT
GRRRRRAAAAAAAGH! DISGUSTING!! VIDEO GAME CRUSHES!?? PERVERTED! WRONG WRONG WRONG!! QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE VORCHA GASOLINE! NEED TO BURN THREAD RIGHT AWAY!!! ONLY CRUSH VORCHA HAVE IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT BURNS EASILY! GRRAAAAAGH!!! WE LAUGH FOREVER UNTIL WE PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!! EDI SUCKS ANYWAY! DESIGNED WITH HUGE TITS AND ASS BY BIOWARE TO BE APPEALING SEXBOT FOR BASEMENT DWELLING FANBOYS TO JACK OFF TO!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!! GRRAAAAAGH!!! then, your crush is the furnace in the reactor map of the MP  muahmuah well, since it s still ME related and maybe even less HS than some stuff posted in the ME3MP section, i though it was fine to post it there 
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Post by Wasserpest on Aug 7, 2019 13:25:35 GMT
 He has a steady job, is curvy and polite.
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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on Aug 7, 2019 14:15:56 GMT
 I call her, "Erika".  Liara ftw, anyone who disaggres should present to the nearest airlock.
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Post by chonma on Aug 7, 2019 14:17:36 GMT
 I call her, "Erika". "und das heißt erika" ?  (i know i should not, but well...the ref/joke was so easy to make on this one  )
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Post by Sonashii on Aug 7, 2019 14:44:37 GMT
He has a steady job, is curvy and polite. Is that your new lover, Mission_Scrubbed ? I would've never guessed (s)he would be willing to play a Volus. Unbelievable Anyway, this thread is full of pervs loving smexbots, fish rifles, vorcha roleplay. I dunno in what direction this "new" and "modern" BSN is going, but I must say I'd love to see the outcome PS. Miranda all the way, everyday. Also can someone give me moderathu powers? I'd ban a few people right away!  If anyone has an issue with it, you know where to find me, naabs xoxo
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Post by chonma on Aug 7, 2019 16:22:21 GMT
He has a steady job, is curvy and polite. Is that your new lover, Mission_Scrubbed ? I would've never guessed (s)he would be willing to play a Volus. Unbelievable Anyway, this thread is full of pervs loving smexbots, fish rifles, vorcha roleplay. I dunno in what direction this "new" and "modern" BSN is going, but I must say I'd love to see the outcome PS. Miranda all the way, everyday. Also can someone give me moderathu powers? I'd ban a few people right away! If anyone has an issue with it, you know where to find me, naabs xoxo "full" do you mean i m far from being the only one? 
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2019 16:23:11 GMT
The fat Turian Soldier and I have been together for many years now but we have an open relationship that allows us to see other people, like for instance I also play with the Turian Sentinel about as much and love that Turian as much as I do the fat Soldier.
Perhaps you could say that both of them are my glorious fat "husbandos", but we find that term to be outdated.
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Post by Wasserpest on Aug 7, 2019 18:21:40 GMT
He has a steady job, is curvy and polite. Is that your new lover, Mission_Scrubbed ? I would've never guessed (s)he would be willing to play a Volus. Unbelievable Anyway, this thread is full of pervs loving smexbots, fish rifles, vorcha roleplay. I dunno in what direction this "new" and "modern" BSN is going, but I must say I'd love to see the outcome PS. Miranda all the way, everyday. Also can someone give me moderathu powers? I'd ban a few people right away! If anyone has an issue with it, you know where to find me, naabs xoxo My massive eVagine brings Volus-player together. I don't need a gunbelt to carry my rifle, if you know what I mean. Huehue |
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Post by Mission_Scrubbed on Aug 7, 2019 21:56:50 GMT
Is that your new lover, Mission_Scrubbed ? I would've never guessed he would be willing to play a Volus. Unbelievable Yes, I played a Volus, I'm ashamed! I knew people would start talking. It felt like bad sex, but it's still sex dammit.
Claymoar was weird, headshots were crotchshots, no hard-cover, rolling is slow and you haven't accomplish anything if you haven't died on a ramp. But, I had fun, maybe you should try having some too sometime. ...and get jealous Sonie-boi, because I'll be having a duo with Wasser next time I see her. An intense, hot and intimate Tango. How will this go? Hmm? Tell me, you have lots of experience. 
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Post by andy_3_913 on Aug 8, 2019 14:56:52 GMT
GRRRRRAAAAAAAGH! DISGUSTING!! VIDEO GAME CRUSHES!?? PERVERTED! WRONG WRONG WRONG!! QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE VORCHA GASOLINE! NEED TO BURN THREAD RIGHT AWAY!!! ONLY CRUSH VORCHA HAVE IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT BURNS EASILY! GRRAAAAAGH!!! WE LAUGH FOREVER UNTIL WE PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!! EDI SUCKS ANYWAY! DESIGNED WITH HUGE TITS AND ASS BY BIOWARE TO BE APPEALING SEXBOT FOR BASEMENT DWELLING FANBOYS TO JACK OFF TO!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!! GRRAAAAAGH!!! *ahem* fextralife.com/forums/t312920/love-poem-for-asari-goddess/?sid=2de0972d7e4771d803068747d299e009
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Post by inert on Aug 8, 2019 15:09:09 GMT
What's wrong with you,man? Very wrong ME3 section. Who says? My husbando/waifus: Disciple888 Magniflyer sgtcolon/buckapocka/quantized Docsteely larsdt DomiSotto Aragorn89 Sonashii Serapheine Shinobu tivesz/FlyInTheLotion NinjaSuperiority muahmuah ...PowerDandy - he bickers like the wife anyway. I'm missing tons, but you get my point!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2019 16:24:43 GMT
This ammo box on Firebase White. Every time I refill there, I feel I connect with her. It does not happen with other ammo boxes. So she's my waifu I guess!  |
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Post by BloodPackGoon on Aug 8, 2019 16:42:25 GMT
Sovereign...  So many hands(?) available for hugging. While indoctrination is unavoidable, it'll make me want that hug so much more. Harbinger is my second choice, although its trash talk is a turn-off. Sovereign's dominant talk is just what I want! |
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Aug 8, 2019 17:11:44 GMT
GRRRRRAAAAAAAGH! DISGUSTING!! VIDEO GAME CRUSHES!?? PERVERTED! WRONG WRONG WRONG!! QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE VORCHA GASOLINE! NEED TO BURN THREAD RIGHT AWAY!!! ONLY CRUSH VORCHA HAVE IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT BURNS EASILY! GRRAAAAAGH!!! WE LAUGH FOREVER UNTIL WE PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!! EDI SUCKS ANYWAY! DESIGNED WITH HUGE TITS AND ASS BY BIOWARE TO BE APPEALING SEXBOT FOR BASEMENT DWELLING FANBOYS TO JACK OFF TO!! BURN IT ALL DOWN!! GRRAAAAAGH!!! *ahem* fextralife.com/forums/t312920/love-poem-for-asari-goddess/?sid=2de0972d7e4771d803068747d299e009 GRRRAAAAAGH!!!! NOT THE SAME! THIS WAS TRUE LOVE!! NOW VORCHA SAD AGAIN!!! WE MISS ASARI GODDESS! WHY YOU BRING BACK PAINFUL MEMORIES?!? GRRRAAAAAAAAGH!!! |
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Post by chonma on Aug 8, 2019 18:55:34 GMT
GRRRAAAAAGH!!!! NOT THE SAME! THIS WAS TRUE LOVE!! NOW VORCHA SAD AGAIN!!! WE MISS ASARI GODDESS! WHY YOU BRING BACK PAINFUL MEMORIES?!? GRRRAAAAAAAAGH!!! what is your definition of true love? (or, more simply..... what is love? ....baby don't hurt me...no more...) what in the opening post of this topic make you think it was just some kind of jerkin-off ?
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Aug 9, 2019 12:53:41 GMT
I believe I'm still contractually obligated to say Liara.
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Post by chonma on Aug 10, 2019 15:29:30 GMT
I believe I'm still contractually obligated to say Liara. contractually? and what did the contract said exactly? i m quite curious 
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Aug 10, 2019 15:51:56 GMT
I believe I'm still contractually obligated to say Liara. contractually? and what did the contract said exactly? i m quite curious It's a silly joke, but I was invited years back to one of the infamous "private groups" that BioWare/BioBots were convinced were secretly terrorists. It happened to be one dedicated to fans of Liara, of which I was sort-of one. I don't think I actually have a favourite at this point, but I wouldn't want the other members to catch me saying that... 
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Post by chonma on Aug 10, 2019 16:07:09 GMT
contractually? and what did the contract said exactly? i m quite curious It's a silly joke, but I was invited years back to one of the infamous "private groups" that BioWare/BioBots were convinced were secretly terrorists. It happened to be one dedicated to fans of Liara, of which I was sort-of one. I don't think I actually have a favourite at this point, but I wouldn't want the other members to catch me saying that... seem to be a cool joke (don't forget to scream your allegience to liara, otherwise, if they catch you, they ll know the terrible truth  )
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