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Post by opuspace on Aug 4, 2016 3:49:48 GMT
Waaaay back during the days of Mass Effect 2, Pacifien created a top ten list to muse about various things like what that massive krogan keystone hammer was once used for. In the spirit of nostalgia, I figured let's give it a try for Dragon Age and see how it goes. To play the game, each poster lists what they think is the answer to the title. Whomever gives the tenth answer gets to pick the next title and so on! I'll start us off:
Top Ten Rumors about Templars in Tevinter (Dorian insists they're all true)
10. The templars in Tevinter are Minrathous' version of the Chippendale's dancers
(The next poster gets to list the ninth, the next gets to list the eighth and so on)
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Post by DragonKingReborn on Aug 4, 2016 3:56:42 GMT
9. The Templars in Tevinter are glorified mage caddies who carry around extra staves doing different types of elemental damage in case their master encounters a demon immune to fire.
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Post by Obsidian Gryphon on Aug 4, 2016 11:18:16 GMT
8. Templars cannot marry.
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Post by Silcron on Aug 4, 2016 14:00:25 GMT
7.-Templars in Tevinter get to have all of their equipment enchanted.
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Post by Gileadan on Aug 4, 2016 14:07:33 GMT
6. Templars in Tevinter is just a fancy name for a self-help group of failed mages.
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Post by opuspace on Aug 4, 2016 21:25:02 GMT
9. The Templars in Tevinter are glorified mage caddies who carry around extra staves doing different types of elemental damage in case their master encounters a demon immune to fire. Bonus points if they golf swing an ice ball at the rage demon's head at 200 yards 5. Templars are the secret police of Tevinter magisters, prone towards bribes, jibes and nut shots
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Post by DragonKingReborn on Aug 4, 2016 23:21:54 GMT
9. The Templars in Tevinter are glorified mage caddies who carry around extra staves doing different types of elemental damage in case their master encounters a demon immune to fire. Bonus points if they golf swing an ice ball at the rage demon's at 200 yards 5. Templars are the secret police of Tevinter magisters, prone towards bribes, jibes and nut shots Now I have the scene from Aladdin where Jafaar swings his staff to send the tower flying in my head....and I'm happy. Because I love that movie.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2016 17:34:06 GMT
4. Templars wear nothing under their skirts.
(Sorry for derailing this thread but nothing else came into my mind.)
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Post by opuspace on Aug 9, 2016 4:36:17 GMT
4. Templars wear nothing under their skirts. (Sorry for derailing this thread but nothing else came into my mind.) It's...a really good rumor! I know more than a few who'd be curious enough to talk about an organization's undies!
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Post by SpiritVanguard on Aug 9, 2016 6:25:28 GMT
3. Templars are actually elaborate, cat-controlled puppets.
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Post by vertigomez on Aug 9, 2016 17:22:16 GMT
2.) Templars in Tevinter do jello shots in lieu of lyrium.
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