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Post by royberg on Mar 1, 2020 10:55:01 GMT
I'm just looking for Mass Effect lovers to post their original silly dad jokes here, or any good ones you heard elsewhere. I started this thread, so I'll go first! Not to brag, but I did make this one up myself. *knock knock* Who's there? Commander Shepard. Commander Shepard wh-... I should go.
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Post by burningcherry on Mar 1, 2020 11:11:46 GMT
A vorcha, a batarian and a krogan are flying in a skycar in the Citadel presidium. Who's the driver? C-SEC You mean something like this? |
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Post by royberg on Mar 1, 2020 11:17:06 GMT
Haha nice! My guess was that no one was driving because they were all too busy fighting each other over who should drive. They then all just die in a fiery crash.
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Post by burningcherry on Mar 1, 2020 11:35:25 GMT
What's the asari in the brothel called? An employee. Why there are no 30y.o.s in the salarian military? They don't draft retirees. What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Prothean Particle Rifle? The bucket. What would be the name of Tali and Garrus's child? Talibration. Why can't Shepard eat a pie? Because he's dead. |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Mar 1, 2020 17:58:09 GMT
All I can think of is the joke Drack tells Jaal in Mass Effect Andromeda:
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Incompetently, an Elcor.
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Post by michaeln7 on Mar 13, 2020 9:11:03 GMT
"What do a krogan and a mercenary have in common?"
They're the same person.
"A turian was found near the galactic edge, attempting to study the void beyond, you could say he was on... the fringe."
"What do you get when you cross a krogan with a salarian?"
Dead.
"How do you know someone's a human?"
When they won't stop asking for a seat.
A batarian, an assassin, a pirate, and a smuggler enters a restaurant, what do they say?
"Table for one please."
Whaddya think? Took me 10 minutes to think of these.
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Post by royberg on Aug 19, 2020 8:42:48 GMT
I'm baaaaack! I just thought of a new one.
How did the Normandy SR-1 last so long against a Collector attack? Because she was still one hull of a ship...
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Post by michaeln7 on Aug 26, 2020 15:05:09 GMT
What do Harbinger and knitting have in common?
I dunno, the guy who knew got arrested by C-Sec for smuggling red sand.
I guess you reap what you sew.
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Post by michaeln7 on Nov 7, 2020 3:43:32 GMT
Why does the Vanguard's phone always work?
Because he has a full Charge.
Why is it impossible to ambush the Sentinel?
He always has his guard up.
Why is the Infiltrator agoraphobic?
Because if he wasn't, he'd be an Outfiltrator.
What's the difference between the Engineer and a nerd?
The spelling.
Why is there no such thing as a mediocre biotic?
They have to be Adept.
What is the Soldier doing when he's not shooting Reapers?
Reloading.
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