Cyberpunk 2077 - What did you do today Spoiler Edition

So, street racing. What a load of crap. The opponents don't race you, they are just ported behind you constantly. And while I was first, suddenly I am shown as third and two cars are ported in front of me out of thin air, just 10 seconds before the final. Yeah, fun 😂

Yup, the game is huge. The Chapter 1 gigs get pretty repetitive, but in Chapter 2 there are more side jobs that are actually interesting and not just the common "steal, plant bug, escort". Some are even surprising like the whole crucifixion quest, which starts just as an ordinary hit, but escalates pretty fast afterwards - and later no one even mentions the poor sucker who started it.

I kept getting hit by cars whilst crossing the road.

Looked in to one of the cars to see this dude just chilling out with some headphones on or something just bopping his head away as if he was at the lights .

Anyway, collected ol' flathead for Dex after I told Maelstrom that maybe that credit card had something extra in it for them. Figured I'd rather fight the militech on the way out, they might have better stuff to loot and I probably wouldn't catch some strange disease from them like I would from Maelstrom .
Tell you guys what though...I want whatever these crazy kids have (and Jackie too), those little mechs straight up Swiss cheesed them and they just didn't seem that concerned about it.
So...after it crashed the first time because Royce must have still been on the toilet or something, I let them do most of the heavy lifting.
Dum Dum was all "Oh he needs help!" And I look at the scene before me and think "But does he Dum Dum? You could take on 2 of these bad boys by yourself with just one of your spider kinda eyeballs."
Anyway, after the shootin' and lootin' is done, boot boy turns up to "save me" . Not sure what he meant, he hasn't met Dum Dum yet.
Also met up with Evelyn who wants me to cheat Dex out of some cash.
Declined. Didn't wanna mess with some guy who had gold arms.

I did a gig that was to pickup a guy and extract him via a car ride. After turning in the guy to the contact, they ended both taking the car that was used for the extraction...so I hitched a ride on the rooftop!

The car ended up looping a road section outside of town (north of Northside) and then *poof* disappeared...which launched me in the air.

That's very much my experience the first time I drove a motorcycle. I also prefer driving them too. NPC Cars go at like 40km/h and stop on green lights (and drive on red lights). It's super annoying. But with a moto...you can use the sidewalks. Just don't crash on people.

You hold the vehicle call button and pick it from the menu.

Btw, just checked. There is no option for V to have a grenade for a nose. Preorder canceled! Where is the mod, people? Chop, chop!

Everything in Night City is ungodly expensive lol. Can’t even buy a car while I wait for the dumb AI to fix my wheels. 

What? Regina first car she wants to sell you is like 13.5k, which takes like 30 minutes to make in-game by doing some fixer gig/NCPD dispatch on the map (one with a lots of enemies preferably) by selling loot.

It's less than gorilla arms or the legendary cyberdeck I bought this afternoon (I can't tell you how much it cost, didn't look, probably ~40k considering how much money I had left). Oh and less than the money Rogue ask for her little service. I paid that too. I think I spent around 100k eddies today and I made another 50k on top of that. Or something like that.

You can also sleep or using the button in the menu to speed up time and get your car back.

I'm almost done with Watson's side content. I think, as some of the NCPD stuff seems to popup randomly.

I also did some car "trials" (aka take the stuff of ganggoons after I dealt with them) to see which one I prefer. Currently, Jackie's moto is still the best.

My character now has over 400 armor and I don't even bother focusing too much on the gear itself.

The Gorilla arms are still glorious. I actually meet a cyberpsycho who boxed me. That was cool, most enemies falls in one or two punches. Sometimes they flyback and die on impact too. Now I need the anti-burn mod (hopefully it stack with the armor one), because burning is the thing that annoys me the most in combat.

I came across a Witcher book reference in one Dennis Cranmer. When the name was added to V's contact list I had double take, "wait a second, why is that name familiar?" Haha. Also, the quest to collect your reward from the ripperdoc Cassius Ryder seems to have bugged out on me. 

Attended Jackie’s funeral. The whole sequence was pretty nice.

What's better than Ping? A Legendary Ping that let's you hack people even if they are behind obstacles. Mwahahahahahahaha 😁 If you thought hacking is already easy with the regular Ping, you haven't experienced clearing a two story building in record time while eating at the diner on the other side of the street. A quickhack poison that affects 6 targets in 15+ meter radius, 100% extra quickhack damage while remaining unnoticed, 100+% quichack duration, 30% more damage to the targets after the first, crit chance and crit damage unlocked for quickhacks! A dozen people are dropped before you can take two bites from your burger! It takes longer to loot than to clear.

The Legendary quickhack crafting ability is worth it. Ate up all resources I had for it, without me noticing, but I am decked out in nonlethal nukes. Also crafting legendary stuff levels your Crafting perk real fast.