Story Time: How I failed to smurf in ME3MP.
Feb 1, 2021 14:10:11 GMT
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Post by bestvolussupportaus2 on Feb 1, 2021 14:10:11 GMT
I thought I'd share this for anyone's amusement and because i'm bored.
So this happened many years ago, I had this grand idea that since I had a full manifest, I'd make a smurf account and become this random, who for some reason with very little amount of hours (Less than 30 hrs because I looked it up lol), is so amazing that he's some prodigy that plays on gold as a level 20 Vanilla Human Adept, I probably used the avenger or something because it's deadly on full auto right???
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In hindsight easily a big mistake to even make another BSN account and even join a ME3MP group for PS3, it's like trying to fool an army of Sherlock Holmes with my terrible lying skills. I honestly should've just sticked to being a random pug and the BSNers, probably would've caught wind of it eventually in a thread or something of "Best pugs/players/pyjacks you've seen in ME3MP"
I tried to fool the group I was a part of on PS3. Sadly didn't end up working out, they knew something was up when I boldly said "I wanna play on Gold with you guys" I didn't tell them who it was. One of the guys I knew from my full manifest account said "Oh it's probably one of those PC players from the BSN"
definitely a no can't see why a PC player would descend from their smooth heavenly 60 FPS experience to the shitty 30 frames on PS3 with underpowered reegar auto aiming BS and memory leaking.
You can bet it was heated because I tried to lie so hard, they never found out at least who it could've been anyways so a small victory for me at least ahaha. The name of the BSN account was even more obscure I remember, and it wasn't "BestHumanAdeptSupportAU" unfortunately lmao.
It was a gigantic fail and obviously could've smurf'd smarter in a lot of ways to prevent being found out. Then again it probably would've still been sus AF either way if I kept playing gold at the pace that I did back then on the smurf and gotten a max manifest on that account in less hours with just 1 character that I liked and for whatever reason never played anyone else lol.
So this happened many years ago, I had this grand idea that since I had a full manifest, I'd make a smurf account and become this random, who for some reason with very little amount of hours (Less than 30 hrs because I looked it up lol), is so amazing that he's some prodigy that plays on gold as a level 20 Vanilla Human Adept, I probably used the avenger or something because it's deadly on full auto right???
.In hindsight easily a big mistake to even make another BSN account and even join a ME3MP group for PS3, it's like trying to fool an army of Sherlock Holmes with my terrible lying skills. I honestly should've just sticked to being a random pug and the BSNers, probably would've caught wind of it eventually in a thread or something of "Best pugs/players/pyjacks you've seen in ME3MP"
I tried to fool the group I was a part of on PS3. Sadly didn't end up working out, they knew something was up when I boldly said "I wanna play on Gold with you guys" I didn't tell them who it was. One of the guys I knew from my full manifest account said "Oh it's probably one of those PC players from the BSN"
definitely a no can't see why a PC player would descend from their smooth heavenly 60 FPS experience to the shitty 30 frames on PS3 with underpowered reegar auto aiming BS and memory leaking.You can bet it was heated because I tried to lie so hard, they never found out at least who it could've been anyways so a small victory for me at least ahaha. The name of the BSN account was even more obscure I remember, and it wasn't "BestHumanAdeptSupportAU" unfortunately lmao.
It was a gigantic fail and obviously could've smurf'd smarter in a lot of ways to prevent being found out. Then again it probably would've still been sus AF either way if I kept playing gold at the pace that I did back then on the smurf and gotten a max manifest on that account in less hours with just 1 character that I liked and for whatever reason never played anyone else lol.
