This game deserves more interesting medals. Nude women inside? [no]

(Repost from my thread on the official forum that some **** wanted to wipe out from the internet) 


Ultimately i'm finding the standard ME3 MP medals a bit boring. Not as boring as a Harrier Ghost or Reegar AIU, but certainly not entertaining.

So i started thinking during waves for some new more interesting additions (no, there aren't any nude women, so if you come for this you can leave ).



Handsome like Peter Parker: as a Batarian Sent or Vorcha Hunter, trap 10, 25, 50 enemies with your Submission Net.





For Homer Enjoyment: as a Volus Vanguard, kill 5, 10, 25 enemies with your biotic charge.





Disruptor Guy: playing with a biotic team, fire disruptor ammo to 10, 25, 50 already biotic primed target.





Master Chef: kill 1, 2, 3 Praetorians by trapping them in the Reactor.





I Rescue You!: kill an Abomb who is grabbing a team-mate for 1, 3, 5 times.





Bad Luck Brian: when on low health and under fire, consume an Ops Surv Pack but die immediately after due to lag for 1, 2, 3 times.





Royal Mail: on FB London, headshot 1, 3, 5 Guardians.





And I'm Back!: be sync killed, but your body falls out of the map, making you resurrect at the start; do it 1, 2, 3 times.





Like Mick Jagger: playing as a Volus, die immediately on the top of a long slope for 1, 3, 5 times.





I'm Too Pro!: perform 1, 3, 5 Swarmer Killstreak and shout it on your mic.





And you, have you thought about other interesting medals?