That now terrible opening to Mass Effect 2 (mildsh spoilers)
May 18, 2021 12:26:25 GMT
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Post by zipzap2000 on May 18, 2021 12:26:25 GMT
Ah, Jacob. I should have known you'd be turning Japanese. Kasumi will be pleased.
My Shepard's face isn't supposed to get ruined till Mass Effect 3 bio. Now he looks worse than I do, earlier.
NO MORE HACKING???! ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS?! I LITERALLY HAVE THOSE LINES AND SYMBOLS TATTOOED UNDER MY REAPER FLEET NEXT TO THE RENEGADE STAR AND OPPOSITE TALI'S INITIALS. NOT. HAPPY. JAN. If you were worried players would get bored you would have removed climbing mountains and hacking from ME1. You didn't do that though did you?
I SHOULDNT BE STARTING WITH FLASHBANG GRENADE AS A REWARD EITHER YOU JERKS, THATS JUST TROLLING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST REMOVE A POWER SLOT FROM THE BASE GAME. Why the hell don't I get the full list of powers given it's a remake?
Having to put the difficulty up to insanity because enemies are falling over dead after two shots or Jacob killed them all while I was reloading is ridiculous.
Enemy AI: at one point four mechs stood in a room and just stayed there doing nothing while I ran around the doorway Infront of them trying to trigger their steady March forward. Nothing.
Miranda looks like the Russian chick out of Thunderbirds and her head swivel backs that up like a throwback episode of Ricki Lake on the 9 network.
I can accept Powers not working in ME1 because ME1 asks you to accept the worst of the franchise at face value. To quote Shepard in a meme: UNNACEPTABLE! (Given the standard ME2 sets)
Single player lag and a tiny delay on Powers and weapon use is....the g word....
Alone these things are nothing but together they form a mighty fa...
Mass Effect 2 is now fundamentally flawed, the purpose of a remake is to improve existing mechanics not introduce new issues and remove nostalgia triggers. Until I see improvements that return old school hacking mechanics, old school AI, old school difficulty, reduced thunderbird syndrome and a world less oppression on beards of all colours; I will be of the opinion that the game is not improved, in fact it could only be made worse if I see that firewalker dlc is included with the base game and new players are actively exposing themselves to it.
That said it feels good to be complaining again.
One thumbs up out of two for Mass Effect two.
Mac 'Number 8' Walters, strikes again.
My Shepard's face isn't supposed to get ruined till Mass Effect 3 bio. Now he looks worse than I do, earlier.
NO MORE HACKING???! ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS?! I LITERALLY HAVE THOSE LINES AND SYMBOLS TATTOOED UNDER MY REAPER FLEET NEXT TO THE RENEGADE STAR AND OPPOSITE TALI'S INITIALS. NOT. HAPPY. JAN. If you were worried players would get bored you would have removed climbing mountains and hacking from ME1. You didn't do that though did you?
I SHOULDNT BE STARTING WITH FLASHBANG GRENADE AS A REWARD EITHER YOU JERKS, THATS JUST TROLLING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST REMOVE A POWER SLOT FROM THE BASE GAME. Why the hell don't I get the full list of powers given it's a remake?
Having to put the difficulty up to insanity because enemies are falling over dead after two shots or Jacob killed them all while I was reloading is ridiculous.
Enemy AI: at one point four mechs stood in a room and just stayed there doing nothing while I ran around the doorway Infront of them trying to trigger their steady March forward. Nothing.
Miranda looks like the Russian chick out of Thunderbirds and her head swivel backs that up like a throwback episode of Ricki Lake on the 9 network.
I can accept Powers not working in ME1 because ME1 asks you to accept the worst of the franchise at face value. To quote Shepard in a meme: UNNACEPTABLE! (Given the standard ME2 sets)
Single player lag and a tiny delay on Powers and weapon use is....the g word....
Alone these things are nothing but together they form a mighty fa...
Mass Effect 2 is now fundamentally flawed, the purpose of a remake is to improve existing mechanics not introduce new issues and remove nostalgia triggers. Until I see improvements that return old school hacking mechanics, old school AI, old school difficulty, reduced thunderbird syndrome and a world less oppression on beards of all colours; I will be of the opinion that the game is not improved, in fact it could only be made worse if I see that firewalker dlc is included with the base game and new players are actively exposing themselves to it.
That said it feels good to be complaining again.
One thumbs up out of two for Mass Effect two.
Mac 'Number 8' Walters, strikes again.
