Tin Foil Skirt and Thigh-High Boots - Ashley Williams Thread

I like her. Tough squadmate

Yay! Ash thread!!!

Glad that Ash made it over here.

Here are some Ash quotes first posted by bsn user Funkcase on the old 1.1 support thread:



''Get up to the bridge skipper, I've got other weapons to check out...Hey skipper
before you go I just wanna say.....you know what? I'm not telling.... you
wanna hear this your just gonna have to come back to me.''


''Why is it that whenever someone says with all due respect, they really mean kiss my ass?"


Ashley: I didn't know you speak corporate.
Shepard: All you do is shove a stick up your ass and care more about money than people.
Ashley: That would be a waste of a fine ass, sir.


Ashley Williams: Huh. Nobody died.
Kaidan Alenko: I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better.
Ashley Williams: Nah, I'm good.


''Huh if the Geth are trying to find god I will be happy to speed them up on there way.''


''Subtle as a boot to the face.''


''Just because I can drill you between the head from a hundred meters, dose not mean I cannot like sensitive stuff!. Just don't spread it around''


''Nothing like a nice stroll on the beach Blasting Bad guys with ma Boomstick"


"Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't"


"Sir do you think you shot him enough?'


Shepard: "It's good to know where I stand with the galaxy, where do I stand with YOU?"
Ashley: "About a meter away........sorry, I'll be serious."


"Commander Shepard.Captain of the Normandy. The first human Spectre. Savior of the
Citadel, You're in the presence of a god Delan. Back from the dead."


Shepard: What if I ordered you to kiss someone else?
Ash: Well if you ordered me to kiss a superior officer that would be in violation of the regs.
So I would be forced to decline and relieve you of duty....... sir.


Shepard: "We've got oceans, beautiful women, this emotion called love,
according to the old vids we have everything they want.
Ashley: "If you expect to get me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I'm
gonna need dinner first... Uh... sir... "
Kaidan: "That'll be enough, Chief."
Shepard: "At ease lieutenant, cant see her in a skirt anyway."
Ashley: "Damn straight, you cant!"


Shepard: "The Geth are perfect ambushers, Williams. They don't make noise, they don't move, they don't even breathe!"
Ashley: "Sir, they have flashlight heads"


"I'm a hellcat off the battlefield too....Sleep tight Shepard."


Shepard: Shut up and get over here.
Ash: *playfully* Make me.


Ashley Williams: That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "drop on the floor and give me twenty".
Commander Shepard: You still sassing' me soldier? I think you need more physical training.
Ashley Williams: Tsk. Now, skipper, what will it take to prove I'm in prime condition?


"Bold words Shepard, I like bold"


Shepard: Think I should go talk to Wrex?
Ash: Well it couldn't hurt...well... maybe a little.


"Wait...you survived because you're *lazy*?!"


Kaidan Alenko: When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am.
Ashley Williams: You don't take much shore leave, do you, L-T?


Kaidan Alenko: I can see why this place is so popular, it's got quite the..uh....view.
Ashley Williams: Hey LT, put your tongue back in your mouth before you trip on it.


Ashley Williams: So you still interested in me, baggage and all..
Commander Shepard: Everyone has baggage Ash, the trick is to have a matching set.
Ashley Williams: *slight giggle* That's awful, please tell me you got that out of a fortune cookie.


''You are totally shameless, you need your own line of greetings cards *giggles*''


Ashley: *snarky* it's a noble goal, to bad most of your members are just racists!


''Where you at Shanxi?! If not then shut your pie hole!


Shepard: What do you want Chief?..
Ashley: Wouldn't mind a foot massage sir....sorry, I will be serious.


''I don't need money, a knight in shining armor or a man to make me happy, this is who I am....I like her *with a smile* and you best too''


''A Williams has to be better than the best, if only to avoid suspicion''


Ashley: That's when it struck me ''I'm the first person to ever of stood her'' then my drill instructor kicked me in the ass, he spent the next 20 minutes chewing me out for goldbricking.
Shepard: Don't tell me you had Gunnery Ellison *laughs* he's the only person I know who uses that term to describe shirking duty.
Ashley: *giggles* Ow lord, you went to the Macapá boot camp too?

Ashley Williams: So all we have to do is find this Thorian thing and... woah.
Commander Shepard: We're gonna need bigger guns.

Funny. Anyone thought about pulling some of the dialogue that Cpt.Data and Aurora313 from the old threads? Those were good, and usually pretty funny.

Ashley is in my top five favorite characters. Actually, top three.

There are a lot of 'what if's' with Ash. What might have been if Chris L'etoile had been her writer in me2 and me3. 

I didn't agree with Ashley/Kaidan being injured on Mars and end up missing half the game. Who would protect the council? Maybe have Udina request Ashley/Kaidan, after Sur'Kesh, for an assignment that won't take long. The rest plays out the same.What's interesting is that Ashley/Kaidan/Tali are guaranteed to know who Kirrahe is, if alive, on Sur'Kesh since the other squadmates may not of met the salarian. I would be curious what Ashley would say to him.

I did a playthrough on insanity mode and saw Ashley beat the crap out of a phantom on Cronos. Outstanding.

She's in most of my playthroughs. To get her back on the ship, I do Menae, Sur'Kesh, turian platoon or rachni, cure/sabotage the genophage and Citadel coup. Once on the ship, she's with me for the rest of the game. I take her to Eden Prime. To the turian bomb mission

A lot of the times she's the one my Shepard talks with during the evacuation scene.

Having the VS in Arrival would have made it likable to me. As it is, I just rush through it. I hate that DLC, almost as much as the tournament thing in ME1.

Then again, maybe the intended drama in 3 wouldn't have been the same.

So true. Wouldn't have been that hard.

Also, would have been nice if Bioware had let Kimberly Brooks voice record the email she sent Shepard after Horizon, like she did afterwards, and put it in me2.