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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2018 2:34:33 GMT
Nö there are standards that screenplays/writing/mövies are held tö. And this öne fails almöst all öf them. In your eyes maybe. Alright. Im gönna write a shört störy: There was önce a blip. It was a flip and it wöuld dip in the lip öf madness.
öne day blip föund öut he wanted tö smip a quip in the ship. He toök the magical fluffy duff and then puffed the huff öf the stuff. This made him blue which meant he cöuld defend the slip nip öf the samalama princess öf the hills öf the blissness öf purple pulp. That was a goöd thing för there was evil in the far reaches öf permalessness. The evil Qwerty and his gang öf nepperöus cöntrölled the hilpalisasasasa. But blip smöked the huff öf the stuff which made him able tö have the pöwer öf the last öld önes.
Qwerty and his evil gang öf nepperöus stöle the maganaesöusly and the rittlelöu. This actiön spun the kingdöm intö pure shöck and chaös. With the maganaesöusly and tittlelöu stölen Qwerty became the Jittermuss.
Blip with the huff öf the stuff röde a smeckle öf time intö the ring ö lanenel. Thus making him the Jittermusser. Even möre pöwerful than the Jittermuss. He then struck döwn Qwerty and farted ön his empire which restöre the glöry öf the öld öne.
Blip then toök the princesses virginity and their spawn turned öut tö be the time traveler knöwn as Qwerty. Which will set up the sequel. Blip must nöw find a way tö stöp Qwerty withöut using the huff öf the stuff and riding a smecle öf time intö the ring ö lanenel tö stöp him ör the cycle will never break.
If yöu thöught that wasnt goöd well that is yöur opiniön. It is 100% legit as art.
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Post by Iakus on Aug 30, 2018 3:47:29 GMT
After the unsupported allegation that Disney threatened legal action, Hamill was blatantly hostile to the role in the aftermath of The Last Dumpster Fire for almost two straight weeks. What you are citing is after the alleged Disney threatened litigation. That said he seems to be turning sour to the role again, now that we are several months out from the film. Mostly because he prefers Lucas's version of what this would have been. Still I respect him and can't wait to see Luke one last time. So would I. Too bad we're stuck with Jake
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Post by Hier0phant on Aug 30, 2018 6:11:08 GMT
Mostly because he prefers Lucas's version of what this would have been. Still I respect him and can't wait to see Luke one last time. So would I. Too bad we're stuck with Jake Jake Dirtcrawler VS Luke Skywalker, there can only be one.
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Aug 30, 2018 6:12:40 GMT
He looks like a Sith Assassin
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Post by alanc9 on Aug 30, 2018 7:23:51 GMT
Speaking of which.
I respect her even more after her honesty.
It's an opinion from a porn star so not high on my list. You say "porn star" like it's a bad thing. (Yeah, I know we did this already, but I couldn't resist.))
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Aug 30, 2018 9:35:11 GMT
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Aug 30, 2018 12:18:33 GMT
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Post by HK90210 on Aug 30, 2018 12:36:20 GMT
So would I. Too bad we're stuck with Jake Jake Dirtcrawler VS Luke Skywalker, there can only be one. I always preferred the story of Duke Dirtfarmer.
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Post by CrutchCricket on Aug 30, 2018 12:42:47 GMT
Just curiöus as tö why RLM is the önly Last Stupid Disney Wars videö yöu will watch when there are sö many better videös öut there. It's only because of Plinkett that I tolerated watching anything about the Last Travesty to begin with. I knew Mickey Wars was fucked since Hope Harder and I knew they doubled down on retard, the moment I heard the line "It's time for the Jedi to end" out of Mark Hamill's mouth in the trailer. The 2nd degree I got from my friends, and from here is enough to confirm it a hundred times over. I have no need to inspect every molecule of a mountain of shit to confirm that it is in fact, a mountain of shit, and to be avoided at all costs. I have zero interest in watching other reviews, spoofs or anything else even remotely related. Plinkett helps though. He fucks the pain away.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2018 12:44:45 GMT
I have no need to inspect every molecule of a mountain of shit to confirm that it is in fact, a mountain of shit, and to be avoided at all costs.
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Post by N7Pathfinder on Aug 30, 2018 16:34:32 GMT
I love Star Wars, and I enjoy watching the sequel movies. Are they better than the originals, no. Does the Last Jedi have a lot of objective film problems, yes. But I don't freaking care. Because to me, it's still Star Wars, a galaxy filled with elements and characters I love and a deep history that's fun to explore. You can write as many posts saying how current Star Wars is awful and that Disney is ruining your beloved franchise, but I don't care. I WANT more Star Wars. I want to see what new planets, characters, gadgets, stories, whatever they make.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Aug 30, 2018 16:36:44 GMT
Just curiöus as tö why RLM is the önly Last Stupid Disney Wars videö yöu will watch when there are sö many better videös öut there. It's only because of Plinkett that I tolerated watching anything about the Last Travesty to begin with. I knew Mickey Wars was fucked since Hope Harder and I knew they doubled down on retard, the moment I heard the line "It's time for the Jedi to end" out of Mark Hamill's mouth in the trailer. The 2nd degree I got from my friends, and from here is enough to confirm it a hundred times over. I have no need to inspect every molecule of a mountain of shit to confirm that it is in fact, a mountain of shit, and to be avoided at all costs. I have zero interest in watching other reviews, spoofs or anything else even remotely related. Plinkett helps though. He fucks the pain away. I have to ask... why do you bare so much hate for something that you haven't even seen? It's been eight months... learn to let go.
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 30, 2018 16:41:40 GMT
I love Star Wars, and I enjoy watching the sequel movies. Are they better than the originals, no. Does the Last Jedi have a lot of objective film problems, yes. But I don't freaking care. Because to me, it's still Star Wars, a galaxy filled with elements and characters I love and a deep history that's fun to explore. You can write as many posts saying how current Star Wars is awful and that Disney is ruining your beloved franchise, but I don't care. I WANT more Star Wars. I want to see what new planets, characters, gadgets, stories, whatever they make. I doubt they will. The return on investment doesn't cut it for Disney is what I predict. That's what happens when you try turning too much shit into gold.
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Post by N7Pathfinder on Aug 30, 2018 16:47:08 GMT
I love Star Wars, and I enjoy watching the sequel movies. Are they better than the originals, no. Does the Last Jedi have a lot of objective film problems, yes. But I don't freaking care. Because to me, it's still Star Wars, a galaxy filled with elements and characters I love and a deep history that's fun to explore. You can write as many posts saying how current Star Wars is awful and that Disney is ruining your beloved franchise, but I don't care. I WANT more Star Wars. I want to see what new planets, characters, gadgets, stories, whatever they make. I doubt they will. The return on investment doesn't cut it for Disney is what I predict. That's what happens when you try turning too much shit into gold. I don't care.
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Post by CrutchCricket on Aug 30, 2018 17:21:46 GMT
I love Star Wars, and I enjoy watching the sequel movies. Does not compute. But I don't freaking care. Oh. Ok then. I have to ask... why do you bare so much hate for something that you haven't even seen? It's been eight months... learn to let go. Implying both that disliking something need be active (and consuming), and that "letting go" means not disliking something anymore. Incorrect.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Aug 30, 2018 17:26:20 GMT
I love Star Wars, and I enjoy watching the sequel movies. Does not compute. But I don't freaking care. Oh. Ok then. I have to ask... why do you bare so much hate for something that you haven't even seen? It's been eight months... learn to let go. Implying both that disliking something need be active (and consuming), and that "letting go" means not disliking something anymore. Incorrect. My point is you haven't even seen "The Last Travesty" you should have no nug in this race.
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Post by N7Pathfinder on Aug 30, 2018 17:33:59 GMT
I love Star Wars, and I enjoy watching the sequel movies. Does not compute. But I don't freaking care. Oh. Ok then. I don't care.
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Post by CrutchCricket on Aug 30, 2018 17:43:19 GMT
My point is you haven't even seen "The Last Travesty" you should have no nug in this race. Also incorrect. My "nug" is the death of Star Wars and the abominable impostor that replaced it. One shitty movie in a vacuum doesn't matter, but this isn't in a vacuum. The larger context has been present since 2014. Yep, you've said that already.
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Aug 30, 2018 18:02:30 GMT
I doubt they will. The return on investment doesn't cut it for Disney is what I predict. That's what happens when you try turning too much shit into gold. I don't care.
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Post by mybudgee on Aug 30, 2018 18:08:43 GMT
*reads last page of posts*
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 30, 2018 18:19:45 GMT
Does not compute. Oh. Ok then. I don't care. Yes you do. I can feel it.
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Post by N7Pathfinder on Aug 30, 2018 18:34:52 GMT
Yes you do. I can feel it. I don't care.
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Post by Pounce de León on Aug 30, 2018 18:58:16 GMT
Yes, let the minichloride flow!
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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 30, 2018 19:02:28 GMT
Yes, let the minichloride flow! Thank you for explaining just one reason I detested the prequels. The Force goes from spiritual to physical in one fell swoop. Lame.
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Post by N7Pathfinder on Aug 30, 2018 19:15:23 GMT
I think Clone Wars on Netflix almost rectified it by showing that even the midi-chlorines had to undergo some form of spiritual connection. I think what the prequels tried and failed to explain was that every living thing has midi-chlorines, but the most powerful force users are those who are able to connect to a large amount of midi-chlorines.
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