****TURIAN THREAD: THE BEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!!!!!*****

So I heard about what happened with our Turian Empress, and I wanted to make something special, Turian related obviously. Sadly I'm just a local resident scrub, and flawless Turian solo didn't work, platinum solo with a Turian also didn't work. So I teamed up with @boatinhovic and SenorZanahoria, and did a check up on the latest Redemption Mod DLC.

So @thetechnoturian, this one is dedicated for you, as I'm sure the guys would agree with me on that. Hope you're doing well and your Turians are taking care of you

It's well known, that I save only human females, especially soldiers, simply because I get certain benefits from it

Can't remember how many times I saved this betch's ass. I feel this female HSol felt obligated to do something about it.


Are we CLEAR?!

Belated reply to say OMG Techno, I had no idea about your brush with death!

Our Turian duo was indeed fat and glorious. I particularly enjoyed the Wave 6 Hack during which the Praetorians kept
spawning on top of us.

So yesterday, me and my team were deployed to check out the human colony - Benning. Apparently Cerby took the control over the Turian disctrict. So the task was obvious. Take it back, no matter the cost.

So we started to whoop their asses pretty hard, I'm not gonna lie. Everything was going well, to the point where one of us, suddenly collapsed, and started mutiny or whatever. I was like:

Me: Wake the fook up! We are in the middle of a warzone!
Lazyass Turian: I'm fat.
Me: I know, stop fooling around. Get up!
Lazyass Turian: Give pizza pls. I'm hungry.
Me: There's no pizza!! Vas ate everything.
Lazyass Turian: Then I ain't gonna move. Go love yourself.




An this is how war looks like ladies and gents. We land, get pizzas, get smex with sword ladies, and leave before anyone changes their mind. It's hard enough fighting the war, but it's harder knowing no matter how hard you try.... you can fck eat them all.

But I'm sure I'm gonna give it my best shot. DEM RIGHT!

Apparently not everyone gave it their best shots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh my...

We'll always be happy to provide you with opportunities for TurianHugs. Favourite Turians get all the hugs.

uBSN, I've taken this thread in a new direction. The topic of this thread is now Drell. Come in here and post about Drell.

Ignore all that fat turian crap, play drell because they are Good.




Also I updated the poll, go vote

I clicked other, my favorite drell is the krogan adept

SofaJockey Nuke this thread, please. 

I like all the Drell equally and probably play all of them equally as much I think. Voted for Vanguard in the end because Biotic Charge... love that shit in Anthem as well and I wish I could have put a Drell pilot in that Javelin because let's be honest... only the skinny legs of a leg would actually fit in there

The Turian Infiltrator is inferior to all 3 Drell.

This may have started as an April Fool's joke, but it's on now :cereal: