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Post by DoctorDAM on Jun 23, 2019 12:12:20 GMT

Okay, 7 years later, I gotta finally ask:

Why do you all call them "Fat" Turians? Is it some vague reference to them not rolling?

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Post by JRandall0308 on Jun 24, 2019 18:19:27 GMT

Jun 23, 2019 12:12:20 GMT DoctorDAM said:

Why do you all call them "Fat" Turians? Is it some vague reference to them not rolling?

That, and the fact that their character models are wider (fatter) than the other Turians - Cabal is a skinny girl all around, and the jetpack bros have skinnier hips and torsos than the Soldier and Sentinel.

But I also like to think it's an ironic reference to when "phat" meant "cool and desirable".

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Post by Voluptuous Volus on Jul 1, 2019 20:10:05 GMT

Jun 23, 2019 12:12:20 GMT DoctorDAM said:

Okay, 7 years later, I gotta finally ask:

Why do you all call them "Fat" Turians? Is it some vague reference to them not rolling?

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Post by docsteely on Dec 23, 2019 4:51:31 GMT

I can't believe this thread fell on the second page... :nupe:

Really, BSN? :hammer:

Turians on second page? SHAME!

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Post by antsu on Dec 23, 2019 8:27:25 GMT

Dec 23, 2019 4:51:31 GMT docsteely said:

I can't believe this thread fell on the second page... :nupe:

Really, BSN? :hammer:

Turians on second page? SHAME!

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Post by docsteely on Dec 23, 2019 13:05:30 GMT

Dec 23, 2019 8:27:25 GMT antsu said:

Dec 23, 2019 4:51:31 GMT docsteely said:

I can't believe this thread fell on the second page... :nupe:

Really, BSN? :hammer:

Turians on second page? SHAME!

We´re in the end of the cycle. It happens once in 50 000 years. There is nothing you can do about it human.

Yeah, yeah, I know: "You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.”

How about NO?

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Post by Arkhne on Dec 24, 2019 14:57:50 GMT

Dec 23, 2019 13:05:30 GMT docsteely said:

Dec 23, 2019 8:27:25 GMT antsu said:

We´re in the end of the cycle. It happens once in 50 000 years. There is nothing you can do about it human.

Yeah, yeah, I know: "You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.”

How about NO?

We have Lancers, Claymoars, Asari, and Krogan, only the Reapers shall end. It is inevitable.

EDIT: For clarity, existence in the Turian thread assumes the "we" are Turians, acknowledging their allies.

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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2020 21:00:28 GMT

got some turian content for you, ubsn

doh and I have been posting weekly fat turian videos on youtube as part of a collaborative fat turian project. We've completed four weeks of fat turian videos so far. Each week we pick a different weapon then complete a gold solo on a map and faction of our choosing while using one of the two fat turians (occasionally we do other difficulties, like plat or bronze).

Previous weeks can be viewed here: The Weekly Turians

This week's fat turian featured the scorpion:

doh's fat Turian Sentinel
My fat Turian Soldier

Stay tuned if you'd like more of this glorious fat content, we plan on eventually doing all the weapons and might occasionally do ~sPecIaL eVenTs~ like duos or guest appearances.

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Jan 10, 2020 21:00:28 GMT @thetechnoturian said:

got some turian content for you, ubsn

doh and I have been posting weekly fat turian videos on youtube as part of a collaborative fat turian project. We've completed four weeks of fat turian videos so far. Each week we pick a different weapon then complete a gold solo on a map and faction of our choosing while using one of the two fat turians (occasionally we do other difficulties, like plat or bronze).

Previous weeks can be viewed here: The Weekly Turians

This week's fat turian featured the scorpion:

doh's fat Turian Sentinel
My fat Turian Soldier

Stay tuned if you'd like more of this glorious fat content, we plan on eventually doing all the weapons and might occasionally do ~sPecIaL eVenTs~ like duos or guest appearances.

I strongly recommend this video featuring a manly TSol, solving problems as real men do, plus the best use of a nuke I've seen in a long, long time...

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FAT TURIAN ALERT

Only one stim pack addict, but that didn't ruin the run :ph34r:

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Jan 23, 2020 23:34:19 GMT Sonashii said:

FAT TURIAN ALERT

Only one stim pack addict, but that didn't ruin the run :ph34r:

Fatties with Phaestons! Beautiful and Manly!

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Post by Boatinhovic111 on Jan 27, 2020 7:21:49 GMT

Turians are so boring! I only play them when BSNers ask... TGI is an exception tho, jumping from ammo crate to ammo crate with the jetpack to feed my Carrier never gets old!

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Jan 27, 2020 7:21:49 GMT Boatinhovic111 said:

Turians are so boring! I only play them when BSNers ask... TGI is an exception tho, jumping from ammo crate to ammo crate with the jetpack to feed my Carrier never gets old!

Your troll-fu is weak, young one.

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Jan 27, 2020 7:21:49 GMT Boatinhovic111 said:

Turians are so boring! I only play them when BSNers ask... TGI is an exception tho, jumping from ammo crate to ammo crate with the jetpack to feed my Carrier never gets old!

Are you by any chance impersonating a PUG? :blink:

If not who are you and what did you do to Boa? :nupe:

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A nice

TSol

trio vs. Cerbs on Vancouver...

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Post by DistigousForest on Mar 8, 2020 10:29:24 GMT

I escaped Lordran for a couple hours and my first match was with my favorite character with my favorite weapon; the Glorious Fat Turian Sentinel and his trusty Claymore:

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Post by Alfonsedode on Mar 9, 2020 9:15:11 GMT

Even TSOL could nt make the phaeston work on a plat solo... couldnt kill anything but troopers in less than 10 s.
Back to gold it rocked though

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uBSN, hopefully you woke up today and felt like doing some hootin and hollerin at Turians because I've got an Avenger Turian Gold Duo for you:

doh 's POV:

my POV:

(we did U/U/G, but got owned by internet disconnections a few times and then ended up with Reapers/Giant, a rare and definitely not overused combo)

Behold! The Weekly Turian Project is now at 13 weeks.

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Post by docsteely on Mar 14, 2020 14:17:57 GMT

Mar 13, 2020 21:41:26 GMT @thetechnoturian said:

uBSN, hopefully you woke up today and felt like doing some hootin and hollerin at Turians because I've got an Avenger Turian Gold Duo for you:

...

Behold! The Weekly Turian Project is now at 13 weeks.

Not even the "deadliest" AR in the game can diminish Turian greatness

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Mar 15, 2020 17:41:30 GMT bialakawa said:

Poll is inactive, but The Sentinel, the most versatile weapon guy in the entire game, my second favourite in the franchise.

Right!??
There's no-one that disagrees that he's the best character right?

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