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No video today, but I've got some screenies for our Turian Empress, as a weekly tribute.























Play Turians. They are good.

I only recently found out about this.. feature. Never had this before

Also I'd like to bring everyone's attention to something important.



In my honest opinion, this Turian is acting very suspiciously. You know, a woman goes to a club with her friends, to have some fun, dance and/or share some drinks. You know, normal stuff. Then she bumps into this kind of a creep, who's standing in the dark corner of the club, watching her closely.

You can almost see him saying - Hey babby, you've caught my eye. It looks like you know how to have a good time. Come closer, I have just the thing to make you feel even better. Don't be shy, you will love it.

I don't know, but for me, this is super creepy look. It's incredible how can you get to know a person, better and better with each day. It seems that Senor is not only an evil guy, he's also hunting for innocent, young Turian ladies

Maybe I'm mistaken. We need an opinion of the biggest expert on Turian behaviour. Lady Turian Empress, could you help us determine, what all of this means?

I am but a humble acolyte (not the gun) of the great Fat Turian (peace be upon him) not an empress. However, based on what I know of Turian behavior he's a Sentinel, and a stand up guy who will always detonate your combos, so I think you're misreading his intentions. Turian Sentinel is pure, good, and wholesome, the kind of boy your Turian parents love to see you bring home.

^^Don't worry, TTT: we all know that Sona has been corrupted to the forces of evil by his girlfriend!
Plus his insisting on whether the turians have an Emperor (or Empress), even when I repeatedly told him they're too smart for that...
Anyhow, here's another Fat Turian Platoon video. Thanks to Pfefferi , Balbock and Urizen for participating!

So I think I want to make a fat Turian playlist of all the Turian Teams that have been posted in this glorious thread so I can link it in the OP. And maybe put some other Turian things in the OP as resources (for instance, if anyone knows of any good guides that feature Turians). If anyone who has posted videos has objections to their fat turians being included in such a playlist, or if anyone has already made something like that, or even if you have miscellaneous Turian videos not included in any existing HoF please let me know or post.

In short, Turians

How about writing those guides, TTT? 

From our Resource Library:


Quoting DragonRacer because she is known for her Mattock TSent (unfortunately I had never the pleasure to see her in action).
And the video above is a good guide featuring also Mattock TSent.

Here is something I already posted long ago. But it contains a Fat (read very fat and thus very slow) Turian:



Turians.

Said the guy to the guys (and gals) and they are all playing the same game since 2012... Say what?

I put a Turian Team Playlist in the OP, since I think all the glorious fat turians in this thread should be in one place.  It's kind of a work in progress, I didn't go through the whole thread just yet.  The internet where I'm at right now is a bit spotty and unreliable. 

my guide: Play Turians, because they are Good. 

I did a Turian sentinel gold solo challenge recently and it felt good. Am I doing this right?

Turian platoon kicking some Reapers arse on Glacier. My thanks to Pfefferi , muahmuah and Balbock !

My favourite Turian is the Soldier. But I definitely like the sentinel too, he is quite a fancylad with his shiny armour.



I don't have a least favourite turian.

Better question is what weapons don't I equip on my turians? They're all good.