Cerberus is extra lazy

Cereberus doing the limbo.

This looks uncomfortable

Jade 1



Jade 2



Feat. nitrous


Cerby









Zombie



No time for rest, guys!



Bum bum

Lazy Cerberus leave broken Atlas in the way, tssk




Lazy Phantom resting in the middle of the battle

Cerberus are extra lazy, napping hiding in a nook.



And all splayed out in the open.



Collectors have their lazy moments, too.
This abomb was exhausted from all that running: "Whyyy? Why does it always have to be me??!"

Mmh, something is missing.



Tired?



Lazy Abomb

Centurions are extra metal

She fell asleep on the battlefield!







Lazy STG

She had fallen on hard times, and was now just a shell of her former self.

"Here, our newest Recruitment Leaflet. Take a look."


"This isn't going to work..."

"It will. At least some less smart people will answer. All the other material from the combat troops will scare them off as well..."

"No. I know. That didn't work... Someone before us tried that already. But what about trying to use our social benefits? Like the roomy Barracks with the luxurious beds:
Ok the 2nd one kinda missed the bed itself but whatever.

Or what about our sports centers:


And then the Bar! Free Drinks always get people's attention:
We only need a picture of someone, who isn't as wasted..."

"... You are insane... I'd rather try the combat experience again. Free Drinks, sports and nice beds? Who will fall for that???"