Cerberus is extra lazy

Get a grip on yourself, you pathetic piece of shit, true geth never cry!



It seems that we begin to understand, why after every wave, everyone runs to these boxes.

And another Nemesis tries to tan in her clothes:

Something about the Position of her left arm looks somewhat uncomfortable, though.

At least it doesn't look as terribly uncomfortable as this Phantoms tanning technique:





Ah, that lazy one. A few seconds later he turned himself a bit while mumbling something that sounded kinda like: "Only 5 min more, Mommy. Pleeasszzzz."

Could have been all just yawning and snoring though.

But somehow that place seems to be quite nice place for a short break and a nap. So peaceful and quiet there.

Wait a second... On your feet, N7! We Still have a Job to do!.


Also maybe don't be too mean to Cerberus.
They do a hard, lousy paid and highly dangerous job and they seem to get pissed over our poking fun at them:

Honestly, I can't blame him for losing his temper there. That "Well Done, Team." must have added tons of salt to injury.

Anywhere. They just lie down anywhere.



What hope is there

Not sure what is about to go down, but fraggle looks like he is about to "whip" something out in front of that phantom.... ....he's looking around to make sure nobody can see him either... .....little does he know he's being watched!!...

Looks like these two had been doing something true geth shouldn't be doing (or, rather, weren't designed to do) before you showed up.Some minutes before this - and you'd have to put a NSFW 18+ spoiler on it.
Damn heretics, who knows what way they're going to evolve next.

While the guy on my left....



Has completely passed out.


Hic.

"Please don't kill me!!" shouted the defenseless trooper, after being defeated by the mighty Volus. And the Volus, whit his business mindset, had a bright idea.
"I will not kill you. Kshhhk. But you'll work for me fixing stuff around the galaxy. Kshhhk. And i'll give you 10% of the credits you'll earn for those jobs. Kshhk"



And the tropper immedietaly accepted and started working around the galaxy. Here he was spotted trying to fix the door mechanism of the dagger upper room


And then he took a job taking care of the maintenance of the metallic walls on reactor


After all these jobs, they shared the creds earned. Of course in the most secret way, in order to avoid paying galaxy taxes



And the trooper, with his 10% cut, could finally enjoy a bit of relax.

Oh, these slackers... caught them again a couple times!

We know since ME1 that it's always a good idea to nap behind a crate


Now he... he is the worst. Taking a nap in mid air! Outrageous.

At least the landing must've hurt


Never try your magic tricks before sleeping. You may hurt yourself in the process


Lazin' about.


Not sure what he's trying... looking for a hole in the wall to peek?


Sure, have a nice time in the sun while others work...


This one took his job too serious and died, and so he became a ghost to haunt people. Not so lazy I guess.


Cerberus should really take note from hard working folks. Like this eager Swarmer, who works his cute little bum off in the office!


Or this guy... exercising real hard.


But on to even happier things! Husks actually do feel a joy about reuniting with old friends, judging from this affectionate hug...

Also, they are loving and caring creatures. Patting you on the back trying to comfort you after dying from a Swarmer a hard day is too sweet

But I guess not every husk understands such feelings, as this one is looking rather puzzled about what was happening with the other two.

Not sure if burnout or strange Cerberus ritual...

I'm just sure that I don't want to know...