Cerberus is extra lazy

Hm, something's off in this pic. Can't put my finger on it...


Ah, now I know what was off in that last pic


Please just leave me alone. Life's hard.


These sword ladies... still don't get where to put them.


That's what happens when you leave one foot in the door, err...


Look at Cerberus being not lazy. They work hard indeed!

Getting in some leg lifts and waving hello 


This atlas couldn't be bothered to leave the skybox of shame


Phantom tantrums


Taking "reach and flexibility" a bit too far 

Cerberus Command was lazy, and forgot to file the paperwork, so only Guardians showed up on the battlefield.



Sometimes though, Cerberus is NOT lazy at all, as demonstrated by these Atlases.



I blame the wife for them ending up in this thread. Send thanks/complaints to her, instead

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Ew, don't do that in public...


tfw you hate your job and can't take it anymore


Marauder cheers!

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Spent a couple of hours reorganising my Screenshots folder - a hard task that was, I must say... Good times, good memories.
So, to lighten up, some funny ones.
Brace for incoming images.

1. Oh, man, that must be uncomfortable.


2. Where's my effing chair?


3. Just sitting on those stairs.


4. Sunbathing.


5. To hell with that war, I'm tired.


6. Next time, watch out for hard immovable objects before you start sprinting.


7. If you take that backpack of yours off, it'll get much more comfortable.


8. It seems like those engineers never get it right. And again, take that thing off your back, it makes you suffer.


9. This girl definitely has some strength in her muscles.


10. As does this. There's some flexibility, my Turian highly approves.


11. You've lost something. Find it.


12. Now Centurions do backflips, too.


13. This Collector promised to beat the crap out of me.


14. Can I sit on it?

ME3 had jetpacks before MEA

Looks like that Turian had "Reach".....

Taking a nap?

What's this, some Cerberus mating ritual?

These 2 should be the employees of the month.

Again, some major decluttering - lots of pics inbound!

1. Look at what you've done, you idiot! You've dropped it, you stupid moron! Now we're dead!


2. Spot the slacker - 1.


3. Spot the slacker - 2.


4. Cozy. Looks like you're having fun, dude, and are inviting me to join you. Sorry, I'm too big. And maybe don't drink that much next time.


5. Like, what?


6. Falling off that ladder must've hurt.


7. Ouch, man, your foot. Looks like it hurts, bad.


8. That sword placement is a little disturbing. And I'm worried about your teeth as well, girl.


9. Yep, no wonder you look a little bit surprised. You should be feeling a bit weird right now.


10. Dudes, you're doing it terribly wrong - whatever it is you're trying to do.


11. If you don't mind me asking, what are you staring at there?


12. This geth obviously ate something bad and is having a stomachache.


13. I have no idea what's going on here, but check out that Phantom in the middle.