Cerberus is extra lazy

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Cerberus is extra lazy Apr 25, 2018 0:38:22 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 18 more like this

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Post by Melkino on Apr 25, 2018 0:38:22 GMT

Slacking off to practice his handstand technique

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Cerberus is extra lazy Apr 25, 2018 3:54:49 GMT Arktinen, Urizen, and 11 more like this

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Post by clips7 on Apr 25, 2018 3:54:49 GMT

Apr 17, 2018 5:01:16 GMT Arktinen said:

Apr 16, 2018 22:49:00 GMT fraggle said:

Too bad she died

Aww, you meanie. She had even spread out a nice colour-matching blanket for you and everything.

Hmmmm...idk....her legs are crossed like she got a pad-lock on that thang!... :lol:

.....she could be faking.... :nupe:

......look at how she is STILL holding that blade. As soon as you would have tried to tap that a$$?.... :facepalm:

.......she would have fed a few of your Krogan organs to a Yahg.... :devil:

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Cerberus is extra lazy Apr 25, 2018 14:03:24 GMT MPApr2012, Urizen, and 11 more like this

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Post by Arktinen on Apr 25, 2018 14:03:24 GMT

Oo, hey, if that killfeed was possible from the pic-taker perspective, I'd like to have a little gethie with nightshade blades! :nod:

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Cerberus is extra lazy Apr 25, 2018 14:11:39 GMT Arktinen, Urizen, and 10 more like this

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Post by nitrous on Apr 25, 2018 14:11:39 GMT

Aug 23, 2016 13:17:04 GMT Arktinen said:

Oo, hey, if that killfeed was possible from the pic-taker perspective, I'd like to have a little gethie with nightshade blades! :nod:

*sigh*
Alas, nope. I'd kill for them - or at least for a skill with that "EAT THIS you bosh'tet, I've had enough of you" animation.
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Cerberus is extra lazy Apr 29, 2018 19:06:41 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 20 more like this

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Post by Balbock on Apr 29, 2018 19:06:41 GMT

Are you sure, that it is really a Facepalm? Maybe he just wants to hold his head in place.
Apparendly Cerberus' heads can come loose and fall off at times:

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Cerberus is extra lazy Apr 29, 2018 22:31:33 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 19 more like this

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Cerberus is extra lazy May 4, 2018 2:28:47 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 12 more like this

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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on May 4, 2018 2:28:47 GMT

Cerberus is extra deadly:

Cerberus is extra ...light?:

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Cerberus is extra lazy May 16, 2018 3:47:49 GMT Arktinen, Urizen, and 9 more like this

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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on May 16, 2018 3:47:49 GMT

Cerberus is extra ~~Thicc~~ frozen

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Cerberus is extra lazy May 21, 2018 4:12:32 GMT Arktinen, Urizen, and 15 more like this

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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on May 21, 2018 4:12:32 GMT

Cerberus is extra magical.

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Cerberus is extra lazy May 24, 2018 8:51:01 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 14 more like this

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Post by fraggle on May 24, 2018 8:51:01 GMT

Here, have a... seat?

Feels good to scratch your back like that!

Someone should've told this poor Geth that sunbathing is not possible in the reactor.

Good work from my team :amirite:

Bit of stretching under the sun.

Uh, lady, that's not where you should put that sword

Wah wah wah, mommy! They hit me, they hurt me, then I died. They are terrible people!

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Cerberus is extra lazy May 24, 2018 14:12:56 GMT Arktinen, MPApr2012, and 13 more like this

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Post by Balbock on May 24, 2018 14:12:56 GMT

While this outcome, after he used the the word ugly in his mumbled trainwreck of a flirt attempt, didn't came to anyones surprise, it was still surprising where he landed after that very impressive punsh.

I wouldn't dare to question the missle launcher on her back right about now... Oh dear... :facepalm:

(Luckly the story is completly made up for this post so nothing actually happend)

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Cerberus is extra lazy May 24, 2018 16:54:43 GMT Arktinen, Urizen, and 6 more like this

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Post by fraggle on May 24, 2018 16:54:43 GMT

May 24, 2018 14:12:56 GMT Balbock said:

(Luckly the story is completly made up for this post so nothing actually happend)

Are you entirely sure? What happened on Dagger, stays on Dagger :amirite:

Well, and lucky for you you covered Kate's super secret alt account

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