Cerberus is extra lazy

This is my collection of pics I've been collecting over the last couple of weeks. I can tell one thing for sure, not only Cerberus is extra lazy!
But first thing frist. I'm playing some platinum and see this. Excuse me, what? No running and gunning? Biover pls!


I lost my keys! They must be here somewhere


You shall not pass! quote by Gandalf aka DocSteely


Poor b*****d thought he was sniffing some marijuana


Yup, that's it. This is too much, I'm outta here!


I own this place and I own you! Ksshk Now lubricate yourself Kshhk


Even Crabs are tired sometimes


Weeeeee


The Sorrows of Young Engineer


So Geth strippers really are a thing? One rule - no touching.


How could you do this to me my brotha Goon?


Just remember - always stay regular positive


Don't mind me, I'm catching some sunshine


Hey! Even I need some rest from time to time


From the series - Derperus Grills are ample. I was so distracted that I even didn't go help Suzanne


Now this is reeeally mean!


THE BEACH!! I really need to show this view to Suzanne


Actually it's more like a cliff with solid ground. But who cares! Even guys were admiring the view


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's only Nemezis

Here's my another collection of pics I've been gathering over the last couple of weeks. It's not necessarily about lazy Cerberus though

My favourite stripper with band.


Never met cooler daddy.


Welp... what happens in Goddess, stays in Goddess


I always thought Geth can't have children in a traditional way... I still don't know what I saw back there


When you play with a cheater... undead zombie!


Also that cheater trapped me once in a pile of snow on Noveria. This time that poor Atlas was his victim.


I'm getting the feeling that Humanity wasn't well received after they got a spot in the Council... They can walk to me from nowhere and stare at me for hours! So much hostility
@thetechnoturian sthap your people before they will bully me for good! from lolSP


*Ksssk Breathing INTENSIFIES* pundsign slaying some tail; poundsign delivering pizza with extra sausage; hashbag laying down the pipe


In the end I bumped into this chap illustrious leader

Meanwhile, in lolSP land:

A Centurion's final stretch.

Geth couple dying hand in hand


Another Geth couple


And another mechanized one. The invincible atlas couple: for air and ground superiority.


This bird pug is flying in heaven right now:
(PS: what a scrub, dyimg with the cobra launcher in hand  )


Something is missing right here...



That's a nice parking


Morning workouts


Phantom getting a tan

Hey.

The Human indoctrinated Centipede.

It's all in the POV...

Poor Nemesis, enemy forces approaching indeed.

In cinemas near you "The Contortionist" starring a fan´s favorite Assari who needs no mention!

I spy a 2-shot Executioner!

I feel so vunerable rite nao