The boob size thread

is using the thread to whore for likes by posting birds a better alternative than the op? you decide.

Right. Carry on.

Don't know if that is sarcasm, but I did it because this is either:

A: A troll/joke thread that is made because "lols", and that means that I can joke back.

or

B: A serious thread, which means that the person is having some weird fetish about digital boobs, which means that I will treat it as option A.

I agree. As with most things in life, variety is good, and realistic. It's pretty unimmersive to have everyone look identical in Bioware games, so the sooner that stops, the better. One of the nice details about Bethesda games is that they make use of their body sliders so that characters actually look unique and different. You know, I actually liked that Shepard looked fairly average... until ME3 modeled her up for no reason other than sex-appeal

And yeah, Vetra should not have boobs. Come on, now.

Eventually, we'll make an entire forum-person with all the different body-part threads! And it will become sentient and take over BSN and the world! Or something


It's quite clear from the OP: "Now this trash of flat chested women."

I don't know if we've living on different planets or something, but Bioware has never had many flat-chested women, and ME:A doesn't look like it's changed that.

To be perfectly honest, it bugs me just a little that game devs tend to spend more time on those physics than hair physics...



Not sure if obfuscating stupidity, or demonstrating stupidity. Eh, probably a bit of both.

Yeah, it's pretty funny, not to mention I bet Cora will be conventionally attractive based on her barebones icon and probable status as a romance option for Scott.

Okay, now I know you're definitely trolling, but...

The bob is actually a relatively new hairstyle, historically speaking, originating in the early 20th century. So using the flawed logic that hairstyles would disappear in the same order they were invented, the future should only have people with short hair, since long hair was the original hairstyle for everyone

I'm not sure why you're surprised about it anyway; ME has had characters with bobs since the first game, so this is nothing new. Though I suppose Cora is the first squadmate to sport one. And there are a lot of different kinds of bobs, not just Leliana's.

I don't know why I sometimes bother to respond seriously to these posts...

Also, SofaJockey , you temporarily locked the thread earlier right as I responded... had to retype all of this

who cares about how big a fictional character's tits are, there are far more important things to care about like how their sweat smells

I'm just here for the birds.

Playing it now. Seeing ME:1 females compared to ME:2-3 characters is..
interesting I guess. Now Bioware is moving back to ME:1 style (minus the bewb armor).

Good design of the characters includes different boob sizes in my opinion, I like diversity in the design. Small or big boobs don't automatically mean the character is attractive or not, realistic or not (though different sizes add realism) etc. Just make boobs appear like they fit to character and don't fight with the overall design and I'm good.

EDIT: This is probably way too serious post for thread like this, but I guess the "boob" could be replaced with body type or anything like that.

Oh my, there's so much about that post that makes my head hurt. 

• It'll be a blend of different characters, most of whom we haven't seen yet.
• It's supposed to be a sci-fi/fantasy RPG with combat and romance elements, not a banging simulator.

No, how dare you imply women don't have a penis? you don't need a crotch to be a woman.

I actually remember distinctly noticing that the female characters in ME 1 weren't big-boobed sexpots during the elevator loading screens. I was rotating the camera and noticed that both FemShep and Ashley were pretty realistically built and clothed. And it was kind of cool to see. Then Miranda and Samara showed up and the design aesthetic totally changed. Although, to be fair, Jack proudly flaunting her very modest chest was also pretty cool and told a bit about her character.

And, to be honest, Miranda made sense. She was genetically designed to be "perfect", which would include traditionally accepted beauty norms (although I maintain that her face was not pretty despite being based on a gorgeous face model). And it also makes sense for her dress in a way that would flaunt her assets (the perma-wedgie was a bit much, but otherwise totally understandable given her character).

Samara, on the other, was pretty ridiculous. And I say this as someone who finds her to be my favorite ME2 squaddie. But she's supposed to be this mature, focused, straight-up lawful neutral, space samurai type of character and then she trots around in super high heels and her top cut down to her midriff. It was totally out of character for her based on everything else that we knew.

And don't even get me started on EDI and ME3 Ashley. It was like a bunch of 13 year old boys were hired to do character design......