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Post by obbie1984 on Feb 19, 2018 20:01:58 GMT
I know I beat my ME2 insanity run a few days ago, but I was looking through some stuff and I remembered this. It made me chuckle. Dat coy smile.  Also, it was so kawaii on the suicide mission when I kept Kasumi from falling off the platform after we killed the Reaper, and she helped me onto the Normandy when I was struggling to get on.  |
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Post by Exile Isan on Feb 20, 2018 6:35:51 GMT
Probe launched...
Probe away...
Launching Probe...
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Post by dragontartare on Feb 21, 2018 4:10:45 GMT
Alex Shepard is taking care of a few things on the Citadel, so he went to have a talk with Darner Vosque. For the first time, I realized that that's Varric/Brian Bloom. I'm so bad at recognizing voices  |
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Post by Exile Isan on Feb 21, 2018 6:13:10 GMT
Alex Shepard is taking care of a few things on the Citadel, so he went to have a talk with Darner Vosque. For the first time, I realized that that's Varric/Brian Bloom. I'm so bad at recognizing voices  I just realized the other day that The Consort and Shiala have the same voice actress. Mind you I've play ME1 over 50 times... and just barely noticed this. So don't feel too bad. She also does the voice of the clerk at the Sirta Foundation kiosk and Wasea in Samara's recruitment mission, in ME2. |
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Post by fylimar on Feb 21, 2018 17:57:13 GMT
RedCaesar97: Your Barbie entries are hilarious - please keep them coming, I can use the laugh  masseffectfanforlife: Is your Shepard wearing Daryl Dixons jacket? She better not, people, who do that and are not Daryl Dixon tend to get in trouble. No serius, that is a nice outfit. Is it modded or vanilla? So far, I havend't modded ME yet, but I'm still on my first run through the trilogy
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Post by masseffectfanforlife on Feb 21, 2018 18:34:14 GMT
masseffectfanforlife : Is your Shepard wearing Daryl Dixons jacket? She better not, people, who do that and are not Daryl Dixon tend to get in trouble. No serius, that is a nice outfit. Is it modded or vanilla? So far, I havend't modded ME yet, but I'm still on my first run through the trilogy As far as I'm concerned I downloaded this mod, because it looks nice on her. It makes her look more badass. I don't think it has anything to do with that character... |
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Post by fylimar on Feb 21, 2018 18:52:38 GMT
masseffectfanforlife : Is your Shepard wearing Daryl Dixons jacket? She better not, people, who do that and are not Daryl Dixon tend to get in trouble. No serius, that is a nice outfit. Is it modded or vanilla? So far, I havend't modded ME yet, but I'm still on my first run through the trilogy As far as I'm concerned I downloaded this mod, because it looks nice on her. It makes her look more badass. I don't think it has anything to do with that character... It looks a bit like a female version of Daryls jacket. But you answered my question: it is a mod. Well, maybe I start modding ME someday (if I ever make it to game 3) |
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Post by masseffectfanforlife on Feb 22, 2018 3:47:22 GMT
Thessia falls into ruin...Thessia aftermath...Romance: Part 7...  Sanctuary unmasked...Featured Mods: Ashley War Pack & Miranda - Horizon Armor...         Back on the Normandy...Looks like Shepard has herself a new BOOMSTICK... 
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Post by sgtreed24 on Feb 22, 2018 3:54:42 GMT
Started a new ME1 playthrough. Earthborn, Ruthless, Default Male. (I can't NOT romance Ashley... I'm sorry lol)
In today's episode... Shepard,
- Told Alenko and Joker to stuff it cause they weren't acting like soldiers. Joker got a little pissy, as he's prone to do.
- Tried to tell Anderson that the council sucks and is worthless. Look, I can't tell you how I know Anderson... I just do! Trust me on this.
- Watched Jenkins carry out his first mission like he was playing CoD... and subsequently die. Cover is important Jenkins!
- Slightly ogled Ash's phoenix armor booty during conversations.
- Laughed at her armor cause it was pink and she's a girl, and hurr durr that's why she wears it. Promptly switched her to onyx.
- Watched the Geth carry out some weird human skewering fetish.
- Punched a civilian, threatened some others, got some phat lootz from it.
- Got mind probed cause hey, that's the price you pay for trying to be a creeper and hug a girl you just met from behind.
- Tried to tell Anderson (and Udina) AGAIN that the council sucks and can't be trusted... they didn't listen.
- Witnessed Anderson and Udina acting completely shocked and dumbfounded that the council was being useless. Tried to warn you guys!!
- Went to the presidium and touched some keeper butts
- Saw a big, stupid jellyfish and laughed before not helping the officer
- Flirted with Nelyna, and somehow got pimped out by the Consort instead. (Will be going back in 4 months to continue flirting with Nelyna)
To be continued... lol above poster beat me to it
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Feb 23, 2018 3:17:09 GMT
Unless I make a last-minute change, a screenshot I took for a user guide shows a file named mass_effect_fanfic.rtf. The actual file no longer exists, and it did not contain any actual fan fiction. Well, mostly did not contain fan fiction. I may have spent several actual minutes writing a few paragraphs when I should have only typed some nonsense sentences.
I also played some more Barbara "Barbie" Shepard, but I will have to write it up tomorrow.
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Post by masseffectfanforlife on Feb 23, 2018 6:24:45 GMT
The Normandy needed repairs. As for Shepard, she needed a break...Short-lived Shore Leave...It's funny how angry/jealous the Asari on the right looks...        "Nice outfit..."    Infiltration, in style..."Double pepperoni..." Attack of the Clone...Now, it's personal..."Is she supposed to do that..?" "I'm OKAY..."   Killing this imitating b***h...Don't kid yourself, clone... Honest, why would anyone attempt to spare this pyjak?? "Get off my ship..."  Getting rid of loose ends: Bye, Brooks...Now about that Shore Leave...    You could say this game is quite shocking...  The CLAAAAAAAAAW...   Fleet and Flotilla...(I love the Full Face Mod for Tali)  Joy Ride...  Grunt's Day Off...Blasto 7: Blasto Goes to War - Behind The Scenes Look...Space Divas... Now, Let's Tango...More time on Shore Leave...Joker's Tale..."It's good to be the king..." Time to Party...Farewell And Into The Inevitable (Romance: Part 8)...Scratch the last shotgun! THIS monstrosity is her new "boomstick." A weapon used by the krogans to tear through thresher maws. Quorra has a history killing thresher maws herself (ME1 & ME2). It's kinda poetic for her to use it. A Vanguard like her & a shotgun like that are a deadly combination... TO BE...CONCLUDED...
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Post by gottaloveme on Feb 23, 2018 7:45:22 GMT
for all the time I've played Mass Effect - this is the first time with headphones. Now I can tell Kelly to shut up in stereo. Really tho' giggling all the way through and wanting to clap my hands and stamp my feet.
On the way to help Zaeed. Tcha he's a wildcard. But I do love the tantrums. Took Miranda with me to pick up Jack. Thought there'd be some interesting dialogue there, thank you very much.
Ok. Daratar. Got 8 crates with infiltrator Shep. Took Garrus and Kasumi cos they both have overload. Has anyone (themikefest) ever gotten all 20 crates?
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Post by gottaloveme on Feb 23, 2018 8:02:03 GMT
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Post by MPApr2012 on Feb 23, 2018 8:05:01 GMT
for all the time I've played Mass Effect - this is the first time with headphones. Now I can tell Kelly to shut up in stereo. Really tho' giggling all the way through and wanting to clap my hands and stamp my feet. On the way to help Zaeed. Tcha he's a wildcard. But I do love the tantrums. Took Miranda with me to pick up Jack. Thought there'd be some interesting dialogue there, thank you very much. Ok. Daratar. Got 8 crates with infiltrator Shep. Took Garrus and Kasumi cos they both have overload. Has anyone (themikefest) ever gotten all 20 crates? just use the missile launcher (ME77?, M77?, ima ME2 rusty) thingie to pull mechs back to the lz, works a charm - 20 crates and no dramas |
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Post by gottaloveme on Feb 23, 2018 8:07:43 GMT
for all the time I've played Mass Effect - this is the first time with headphones. Now I can tell Kelly to shut up in stereo. Really tho' giggling all the way through and wanting to clap my hands and stamp my feet. On the way to help Zaeed. Tcha he's a wildcard. But I do love the tantrums. Took Miranda with me to pick up Jack. Thought there'd be some interesting dialogue there, thank you very much. Ok. Daratar. Got 8 crates with infiltrator Shep. Took Garrus and Kasumi cos they both have overload. Has anyone (themikefest) ever gotten all 20 crates? just use the missile launcher (ME77?, M77?, ima ME2 rusty) thingie to pull mechs back to the lz, works a charm - 20 crates and no dramas so you use the ML to distract them? At first they all just ignore me. |
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Post by MPApr2012 on Feb 23, 2018 8:15:30 GMT
just use the missile launcher (ME77?, M77?, ima ME2 rusty) thingie to pull mechs back to the lz, works a charm - 20 crates and no dramas so you use the ML to distract them? At first they all just ignore me.  no, not no to distract, to get them to pursue you back to the shuttle where you can kite them to your liking... as sson as you see one (or even over horizon detection?? like I said rusty), fire off your ML to aggro a mech... they chase you, they don't go on stomping, you shoot them, and erryone's happy |
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Post by gottaloveme on Feb 23, 2018 8:28:02 GMT
so you use the ML to distract them? At first they all just ignore me. no, not no to distract, to get them to pursue you back to the shuttle where you can kite them to your liking... as sson as you see one (or even over horizon detection?? like I said rusty), fire off your ML to aggro a mech... they chase you, they don't go on stomping, you shoot them, and erryone's happy oh. now i get you. sneaky.  Thanks MP |
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Post by brfritos on Feb 23, 2018 11:37:40 GMT
Ha! Long time, no see. Look what I've found, courtesy of the one and only fishbone76:  You know, the armors in MEA are not bad, actually is quite the opposite. |
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Post by sgtreed24 on Feb 24, 2018 2:04:42 GMT
On today's episode... Shepard,
- Was given the task of finding proof that Saren was a phony. Ya know, besides eye witness testimony.
- Decided to check up on this "wrex" at C-sec rather than go to a bar to interrogate a drunk as he already spent too much at flux to open a tab.
- They mutually agreed to go kill some guy named fist because well, Shepard wanted to prove he was a bigger badass than this weird turtle alien.
- Joined Emily Wong's investigation because fuck it, he was going that direction anyway.
- Lied to fist and said he'd live if he gave up the info. Shot him in the face, cause Justice.
- Shook down Emily Wong for extra lootz cause he had to kill like 50 mooks to get some CDs from the 90s.
- Was persuaded by Ashley to go find Garrus instead of going after the Quarian cause he got lost in her eyes and just nodded yes the whole time.
- Found Garrus killing people in a medical facility and... joined in on the fun.
- Found the Quarian blowing up salarians in a back alley on accident while looking for more Keeper butts to touch. Was thoroughly impressed.
- After giving the audio recording to the Council, that could have easily been 22nd Century Photoshopped, was made the First Human Spectre.
- Told Udina to fuck off and file some papers cause he's killing everyone on the way to stop Saren. Plus he hates politics anyway.
- Made a stop on Eletania to have an acid trip under a giant ball and shoot some space monkeys with a cannon.
- Decided saving the human colony first would be what the first human spectre should do and headed toward Feros.
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Feb 24, 2018 3:32:07 GMT
Another long post. From yesterday.
Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Nassana: Slavers kidnapped my sister. Can you go deal with them?
Barbie: Absolutely!
Later...
Kaiden: According to these files, the head slaver was Nassana's sister!
Barbie: Oh my god! They killed her sister and assumed her identity! But for what purpose??
* * *
Admiral Hackett: Shepard, Major Kyle is leading a cult of biotics. Can you deal with him?
Barbie: I'm on it!
Soon...
Barbie: Knock knock!
Cultist: Who's there?
Barbie: Dishes!
Cultist: Uh, dishes who?
Barbie: Dishes a nice place!
Cultist: Oh for fucks sake.
Barbie: Knock knock!
Cultist: (groaning) Who's there?
Barbie: Norma Lee!
Kaiden: Shepard, please stop.
Cultist: Yes, please stop.
Barbie: I said, Norma Lee!
Cultist: (sighing heavily) Norma Lee who?
Barbie: Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!
Ashley: Can I go wait back in the Mako?
Barbie: Knock knock!
Cultist: OKAY YOU CAN SEE FATHER KYLE JUST NO MORE KNOCK KNOCK JOKES PLEASE!
Barbie: Ahem! I said knock knock!
Later...
Major Kyle: We surrender unconditionally! Please, just keep us away from that lunatic!
Alliance officer: There there, it's okay. She can't hurt you anymore.
* * *
Liara: Why do you think this guy is on life support?
Barbie: Oh I love buttons! (begins turning the life support off and on repeatedly)
Julia: Aaah! My boyfriend!
Wrex kills Julia
Barbie: Ha ha! That was fun! Now lets find out what happened here.
* * *
Admiral Michaelovich: I'm here to inspect the Normandy.
Barbie: Awesome! I'll show you around!
Later...
Barbie: And this is where I pee. And over here is where I poo!
Admiral: Wait, you wizz and shit in different spots? And these aren't even toilets!
Wrex: This ship has toilets?
Admiral: You know what? This inspection is over. Everything is fine. I'm just going to leave now. Very quickly.
* * *
Al Jilani: Do you have time for an interview?
Barbie: Sure! How long have you been a reporter?
Al Jilani: Five years now.
Barbie: What's your favorite color?
Al Jilani: Uh, purple.
Barbie: What's your favorite food?
Al Jilani: Tandori Chicken. Wait, I'm supposed to be interviewing you.
* * *
Barbie: What seems to be the problem here?
Rebekah: There's a 1 in 50 chance my child has the same disease that killed my husband.
Michael: There's 1 in 300 chance that gene therapy will prevent the disease.
Rebekah: But Extranet sites say there may be long-term consequences we don't know about.
Michael: What do you think she should do?
Barbie: I think you should keep the baby.
Rebekah: That's not what we asked.
Barbie: But don't throw the baby. Babies don't bounce like basketballs.
Tali: Uh, Shepard?
Barbie: And don't feed babies poo. Poo may look like chocolate, but it tastes terrible. Also, poo is low in fibre. Babies need fibre.
Garrus: Do I even want to know why you are giving this advice?
Barbie: And never trade your baby for magic beans. Magic beans can turn into giant beanstalks, but they don't grow more babies.
Michael: Please leave us alone.
* * *
Admiral Hackett: Shepard, a VI on Luna just went rogue and killed some marines. We need you to go shut it off.
Barbie: Okay!
Kaiden: So what's the best way of shutting it off?
Barbie: What if we blow up the moon?
Everyone: ???
Barbie: What? Do we actually need the moon? It's not like it's the sun.
Wrex: I like your style.
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