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Post by Merrill on Jan 8, 2017 12:59:07 GMT
So I was wondering, if we play as Scott what does Sara sweat tastes like?, or if you play as Sara, what is the taste of Scott sweat? So I went to inform myself in the glorious internet. Since our brother/sister is apparently a human, unless there is a strong plot twist in which one our sibling is Garrus Vakarian, the taste of our sibling sweat should be tasty? Why? well: "Sweat is mostly made up of water. There are small amounts of other chemical compounds, though. For example, sweat also contains ammonia and urea, which are produced by the body when it breaks down proteins from the foods you eat. Sweat also contains sugar and salts, such as sodium, chloride, and potassium. This explains the salty taste you experience when a drop of sweat finds its way to your taste buds." That would be the answer right? But no, it isn't. We have to remember that our sibling IS A FUCKING SUPERMODEL, and everyone knows models bodies and minds are different. Models have a perfectly designed body and a trained mind to do as they are told all the time, they are also trained as assassins because of that wonderful trait. Since our sibling body is "genetically perfect", Miranda can go cry in a corner, our sibling sweat must taste different, more sweet probably. So I made an analyzes and I came to the conclusion, that our sibling sweat tastes like pink glitter. Not that I know how pink glitter tastes like. Edit: Since I don't want people to doubt me, here is the analyze I made. So, this is our dear brother's brain: As you can clearly see, it is empty, not a big deal for supermodels, and how does it exactly affect his sweat taste?, simple, since he can't use his brain to think, he needs a replacement for him to do the hard decisions, like what hair product use monday and what use tuesday, since he can't use his brain, he is going to use his armpit. Since the armpit has, not only to sweat, but to think, and show itself in public (Because what kind of supermodel keeps his shirt on?), the armpit did a process of evolution that changed the taste, and maybe color, of the sweat of our dear brother Scott. So, to make it clear, where we can find the brain in a supermodel? That's correct, here: I only tested it in males because everyone knows women can't sweat, same as women don't go to the bathroom and they don't fart.
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Post by Nightman on Jan 8, 2017 13:02:03 GMT
Take down the Un-Offical part of BSN. With this thread, we are now Officially BSN. Congratulations.
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Post by peebee on Jan 8, 2017 13:07:27 GMT
And the prize for weirdest thread goes to........ *drums*..... The sweat thread!
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Post by Vall on Jan 8, 2017 13:23:03 GMT
What the hell did I just read? I don't know what to say
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Post by sandalisthemaker on Jan 8, 2017 14:31:30 GMT
How embarrassing, OP!
Scott's brain is facing the wrong way. You should go about fixing that, dear. Presentation is key, especially in regards to such a profound dissertation such as this one.
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Post by spacebeetle on Jan 8, 2017 14:32:26 GMT
... The return of the Quarian sweat thread from the old times?
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Post by The Biotic Trebuchet on Jan 8, 2017 14:40:54 GMT
Perhaps, uncle BioWare will make a Citadel Nexus DLC, where you can party down, and your sibling is drunk enough to talk about the sweat while he/she is lying on the bathroom's floor. OP, go back to play fetch the demon with your broke-ass mirror, would ya?
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Post by Gwydden on Jan 8, 2017 16:13:47 GMT
Granola bars.
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Post by Cirvante on Jan 8, 2017 17:00:43 GMT
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Post by jjdxb on Jan 8, 2017 17:49:16 GMT
Bravo!
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Post by sageoflife on Jan 8, 2017 17:56:49 GMT
Seek professional help.
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Post by KingDarious BBB on Jan 8, 2017 19:08:10 GMT
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Post by Abramsrunner on Jan 8, 2017 20:16:12 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 21:24:05 GMT
Eye-catching thread title? Check.
Fucked up fetish subject content relating to romance? Check.
Walls of text with "scientific" facts? Check.
Diagrams/pictures? Could be better.
Gifs? None.
I give it a 7/10. This pilgrim knows how to BSN, but could do with some improvement.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 22:00:58 GMT
Uhm, do I really wanna know...
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Post by dalinne on Jan 9, 2017 1:30:52 GMT
I came to this thread full of shit, angry for some weird attempt to be funny. Then I read OP and I find a great example of trolling being absolutely hilarious. You have a gift. I'm dying. And when I thought I couldn't laugh anymore you put a blue steel on in. Good work, girl
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2017 3:26:37 GMT
Wtf?
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Post by Draining Dragon on Jan 9, 2017 3:36:43 GMT
Neat.
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Post by steamz on Jan 9, 2017 6:27:15 GMT
what a grand thread, op. mods, fuck off. don't close this thread. i know how you guys operate.
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Post by Fen'Harel Faceman on Jan 9, 2017 7:01:33 GMT
So I was wondering, if we play as Scott what does Sara sweat tastes like?, or if you play as Sara, what is the taste of Scott sweat? So I went to inform myself in the glorious internet. Since our brother/sister is apparently a human, unless there is a strong plot twist in which one our sibling is Garrus Vakarian, the taste of our sibling sweat should be tasty? Why? well: "Sweat is mostly made up of water. There are small amounts of other chemical compounds, though. For example, sweat also contains ammonia and urea, which are produced by the body when it breaks down proteins from the foods you eat. Sweat also contains sugar and salts, such as sodium, chloride, and potassium. This explains the salty taste you experience when a drop of sweat finds its way to your taste buds." That would be the answer right? But no, it isn't. We have to remember that our sibling IS A FUCKING SUPERMODEL, and everyone knows models bodies and minds are different. Models have a perfectly designed body and a trained mind to do as they are told all the time, they are also trained as assassins because of that wonderful trait. Since our sibling body is "genetically perfect", Miranda can go cry in a corner, our sibling sweat must taste different, more sweet probably. So I made an analyzes and I came to the conclusion, that our sibling sweat tastes like pink glitter. Not that I know how pink glitter tastes like. Edit: Since I don't want people to doubt me, here is the analyze I made. So, this is our dear brother's brain: As you can clearly see, it is empty, not a big deal for supermodels, and how does it exactly affect his sweat taste?, simple, since he can't use his brain to think, he needs a replacement for him to do the hard decisions, like what hair product use monday and what use tuesday, since he can't use his brain, he is going to use his armpit. Since the armpit has, not only to sweat, but to think, and show itself in public (Because what kind of supermodel keeps his shirt on?), the armpit did a process of evolution that changed the taste, and maybe color, of the sweat of our dear brother Scott. So, to make it clear, where we can find the brain in a supermodel? That's correct, here: I only tested it in males because everyone knows women can't sweat, same as women don't go to the bathroom and they don't fart.
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Post by SofaJockey on Jan 9, 2017 7:32:21 GMT
what a grand thread, op. mods, fuck off. don't close this thread. i know how you guys operate. Speaking as the person who re-posted the 'Tali's Sweat' thread, I feel a little slighted bsn.boards.net/thread/896/talis-sweatThough that still has the edge for originality...
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Post by Natashina on Jan 9, 2017 12:31:26 GMT
Weird, but harmless. I don't close or delete joke threads if everyone is being friendly. Still weird though. [X] The New BSN
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Post by CrutchCricket on Jan 9, 2017 15:43:02 GMT
No proposed chemical formulas for the sweat?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2017 17:17:40 GMT
When's the "what does the jizz taste like" thread get started?
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Post by Pearl on Jan 9, 2017 18:00:14 GMT
I have a groundbreaking theory I would like to present: seeing as Ryder is human, it tastes like your own sweat Shocking, I know, but I have all the evidence I need to back it up.
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