Ravagers are scrotum demons.

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 9, 2016 6:22:16 GMT SalMasRac, crashsuit, and 4 more like this

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Post by Rifneno on Aug 9, 2016 6:22:16 GMT

Look at that thing.

Caucasian but reddish skin
Unusually veiny
Seam down the center
Ridiculously sensitive to damage

This thing was designed after somebody's balls. I guarantee it. Literally the only thing missing is some curly hairs. It's even full of... let's call them "smaller life forms". How does no one else notice this?

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 10, 2016 3:00:01 GMT SalMasRac and SaikyoMcRyu like this

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Post by goishen on Aug 10, 2016 3:00:01 GMT

Yah, this'll end well.

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 10, 2016 3:22:43 GMT via mobile

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Post by opuspace on Aug 10, 2016 3:22:43 GMT

A lot of things can take on a sexual innuendo. They even went into impressive detail on the Banshee!
There's also a lot of creepy implications on the Ravager's weaponry.
Are there going to be jokes about Brutes?
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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 10, 2016 10:16:01 GMT opuspace likes this

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Post by Rifneno on Aug 10, 2016 10:16:01 GMT

Aug 10, 2016 3:22:43 GMT opuspace said:

A lot of things can take on a sexual innuendo.

Yes, it's just interpretation and not intended. I mean, I made the post as a joke but it's absolutely true. IT. HAS. A. SEAM. DOWN. THE. CENTER. Just how many places on the body have a seam?

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 11, 2016 9:28:05 GMT SaikyoMcRyu, Qui-Gon GlenN7, and 2 more like this

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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2016 9:28:05 GMT

I always try and pop that sac. It's so satisfying.

The resulting goo can be a bit icky but you have to take the good with the bad I guess. :hue:

Edit: On closer inspection, it's also seems to be quite veiny

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 23, 2016 14:22:33 GMT Qui-Gon GlenN7 and opuspace like this

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Post by SaikyoMcRyu on Aug 23, 2016 14:22:33 GMT

Nothing a good rage missile won't fix until you run out on wave 5

By the way, if you could mod your weapons to fire Ben-Gay and Icy Hot at them would that be a one hit kill?

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Aug 30, 2016 6:56:00 GMT

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Post by zipzap2000 on Aug 30, 2016 6:56:00 GMT

If you look at the front sack it's almost like there's a Turians face on it.

Edit: Yep. It's a marauder with a mouthful of Quad.

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Ravagers are scrotum demons. Sept 3, 2016 14:39:56 GMT

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Post by Obadiah on Sept 3, 2016 14:39:56 GMT

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