Post by Two Faces on Jan 29, 2017 2:12:50 GMT
So, guys, since I saw Cora's... "interesting" hairstyle.
I had a very important wonder, what is her hair made of?
That's why, I started a scientific research to found out what is her hair made of, what is the cause of its colors, why is it shaped like that and why does she looks like a dude.
Let's go in order then:
1_ What is Cora's hair made of?
Well, Cora, is supposed to be a human, even though her face looks like the face of a Vorcha, she is indeed human. Vorcha's are prettier.
Fine, but first, what hair is? a lot of us are bald or have tentacles on our heads
Now that we know what NORMAL hair is, let's proceed to analyze Cora's hair:
As you can see (If looking at her hideous face didn't left you blind) her hair is not like the hair of other normal people, and I'll show you why
There are the components of the hair of a normal person
But these, are the components of Cora's hair
Rather sad that difference right?
Well, yes, and no. If well her hideous appearance and repulsive hair makes the only human female squad mate impossible to romance, that hairstyle grants her a new perk in battle. That perk is called "Social Justice Warrior", and it gives Cora 9999% more of damage against white straight males!
So not everything about her is so bad!
1_ What is the cause of her hair color?
This is the question we all have been asking ourselves?why male models? why those hair colors?
She isn't attractive at all with her ugly face, weird nose and man jaw, why make her hair look like a McDonald Icecream?
The answer is rather simple, like plants, Cora's hair needs to "eat" by absorving the energy from the sun is collected by the leaves.
But there is no sun in the ship, neither a sun that is identical to the one form earth, so, remember how Superman has superpowers because he is under the sun of earth? well, Cora has a different hair color because she isn't under the sun of earth, her real hair color is red, like that crazy feminist from the memes.
Here is a pic of her in earth
3_ Why is it shaped like that?
As a strong independent woman, Cora shows everyone that nobody can oppress her and that she isn't part of the sexist patriarchy that wants her to be pretty!.
Also because she let a Hanar cut her hair.
4_ Why does she looks like a dude?
When I first saw her I was:
But then I understood the reason.
As is common by Bioware, they want to give diversity to the game, ugly people are real too, but we hide in the darkness so nobody can see us, of course that diversity has a very curious limit, we can accept gays, lesbians, transsexuals, vorchas and we can have sex with aliens, but we can't romance our sister! WHY WE CAN'T ROMANCE OUR SISTER!?, you love ugly women but you hate incest Bioware!, instead of letting me warm up with my Sis Ryder they force me to f*ck a fat, man jaw feminazi!
And, that's it, the scientific explanation of how babies are made.
I had a very important wonder, what is her hair made of?
That's why, I started a scientific research to found out what is her hair made of, what is the cause of its colors, why is it shaped like that and why does she looks like a dude.
Let's go in order then:
1_ What is Cora's hair made of?
Well, Cora, is supposed to be a human, even though her face looks like the face of a Vorcha, she is indeed human. Vorcha's are prettier.
Fine, but first, what hair is? a lot of us are bald or have tentacles on our heads
Hair is a protein filament that grows from follicles found in the dermis, or skin. Hair is one of the defining characteristics of mammals. The human body, apart from areas of glabrous skin, is covered in follicles which produce thick terminal and fine vellus hair. Most common interest in hair is focused on hair growth, hair types and hair care, but hair is also an important biomaterial primarily composed of protein, notably keratin.
Attitudes towards different hair, such as hairstyles and hair removal, vary widely across different cultures and historical periods, but it is often used to indicate a person's personal beliefs or social position, such as their age, sex, or religion
Attitudes towards different hair, such as hairstyles and hair removal, vary widely across different cultures and historical periods, but it is often used to indicate a person's personal beliefs or social position, such as their age, sex, or religion
Now that we know what NORMAL hair is, let's proceed to analyze Cora's hair:
As you can see (If looking at her hideous face didn't left you blind) her hair is not like the hair of other normal people, and I'll show you why
There are the components of the hair of a normal person
But these, are the components of Cora's hair
Rather sad that difference right?
Well, yes, and no. If well her hideous appearance and repulsive hair makes the only human female squad mate impossible to romance, that hairstyle grants her a new perk in battle. That perk is called "Social Justice Warrior", and it gives Cora 9999% more of damage against white straight males!
So not everything about her is so bad!
1_ What is the cause of her hair color?
This is the question we all have been asking ourselves?
She isn't attractive at all with her ugly face, weird nose and man jaw, why make her hair look like a McDonald Icecream?
The answer is rather simple, like plants, Cora's hair needs to "eat" by absorving the energy from the sun is collected by the leaves.
But there is no sun in the ship, neither a sun that is identical to the one form earth, so, remember how Superman has superpowers because he is under the sun of earth? well, Cora has a different hair color because she isn't under the sun of earth, her real hair color is red, like that crazy feminist from the memes.
Here is a pic of her in earth
3_ Why is it shaped like that?
As a strong independent woman, Cora shows everyone that nobody can oppress her and that she isn't part of the sexist patriarchy that wants her to be pretty!.
Also because she let a Hanar cut her hair.
4_ Why does she looks like a dude?
When I first saw her I was:
But then I understood the reason.
As is common by Bioware, they want to give diversity to the game, ugly people are real too, but we hide in the darkness so nobody can see us, of course that diversity has a very curious limit, we can accept gays, lesbians, transsexuals, vorchas and we can have sex with aliens, but we can't romance our sister! WHY WE CAN'T ROMANCE OUR SISTER!?, you love ugly women but you hate incest Bioware!, instead of letting me warm up with my Sis Ryder they force me to f*ck a fat, man jaw feminazi!
And, that's it, the scientific explanation of how babies are made.
